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Reunion
Naota is lying on his bed, just about asleep, half staring at the cleaning half wondering why Canti broke down, where Haruko is, what's going on with his brother and Mamimi, and just wondering why his crotch is starting to itch.
"Hey Ta kun, anything comeouttaya for head lately?"
Naota sits up suddenly and bangs his head on the top bunk. He looks up and sitting there is Haruko, suddenly returned after two years of absence. At first Naota is a surprised happy mix, then his feelings turn sour, and you know how he hates sour stuff.
"Haruko, um what are you doing back here?"
"Evil Alien business kid. Besides you've looked so mope ever since I left and Canti broke and bladdya bladdy blah. Here let me fix a few things."
Haruko bounds from the top bunk and takes back her guitar and runs down the stairs looks around.
"Where is it, did they get rid of it, maybe they ate him."
"What in the world are you talking about?" ,Naota asks seeing that Haruko hasn't changed at all. Then the bracelet points to a closet and Haruko smashes the door causing the famous bass sound, and also revealing the broken Canti.
"FOUNJA!" and with that Haruko delivered a bone-crushing smack to the head with the bass of her bass. Canti flies out the wall of the closet and the out the wall of the kitchen. Similar yet fainter crashes can be heard for a few minutes and then...
"WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?", "Wow, I hope that works otherwise my ass is done for, " "ARE YOU INSANE I MEAN YOU JUST KNOCKED DOWN OUR WA," "I really hope it works because if it don't he's gona come after me again," "LL AND OTHER PEOPLES WALLS YOU MIGHT HAVE KILLED SOMEONE!" Then Kamon comes out of his bedroom in his birthday suit and sees Naota and Haruko, or well I should say Naota was in his line of vision but all he really saw was Haruko.
"Ah Haruko I see you have,"
"Ya, he'll really kick my ass I mean blow up the whole fucking
planet,"
"AND WHATS WITH THE HOLES IN OUR YARD AND HOW ARE WE GONA PAY FOR ALL
THAT,"
"returned to us I'm really glad that you came back the place has been
a mess since you,"
"and he'll bring the brain eating goats, and the killer ants, and the
fire breathing bulls,"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO HERE ANYWAY,"
"left I mean Canti took care of it for a while but he broke himself
trying to cook curry bread. So have you come to work for us again
Harukoson?
"and the piglet from bowels of Hell, and the turd from the Bowel
Movements of Hell, and the Grapes of Wrath, or maybe just an army or
maybe they'll just flip us all off."
"BESIDES THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE ROBOTS CAME OUTTA MY HEAD!"
(Ok break time, confused? Thought so, OK lets recap, Naota's balls
itched, Haruko returns, she starts smacking around the broken Canti,
and all hell breaks loose in the conversation you just read where they
all talked at once and all ended at nearly the same time with Naota's
comment being heard very clearly, the I put some parentheses and said
"Ok break time confuses? Thought so, OK lets recap, Naot...)
Haruko slowly turns her head and looks at Naota, "You wanna have
it happen again?"
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Reunion
Naota is lying on his bed, just about asleep, half staring at the cleaning half wondering why Canti broke down, where Haruko is, what's going on with his brother and Mamimi, and just wondering why his crotch is starting to itch.
"Hey Ta kun, anything comeouttaya for head lately?"
Naota sits up suddenly and bangs his head on the top bunk. He looks up and sitting there is Haruko, suddenly returned after two years of absence. At first Naota is a surprised happy mix, then his feelings turn sour, and you know how he hates sour stuff.
"Haruko, um what are you doing back here?"
"Evil Alien business kid. Besides you've looked so mope ever since I left and Canti broke and bladdya bladdy blah. Here let me fix a few things."
Haruko bounds from the top bunk and takes back her guitar and runs down the stairs looks around.
"Where is it, did they get rid of it, maybe they ate him."
"What in the world are you talking about?" ,Naota asks seeing that Haruko hasn't changed at all. Then the bracelet points to a closet and Haruko smashes the door causing the famous bass sound, and also revealing the broken Canti.
"FOUNJA!" and with that Haruko delivered a bone-crushing smack to the head with the bass of her bass. Canti flies out the wall of the closet and the out the wall of the kitchen. Similar yet fainter crashes can be heard for a few minutes and then...
"WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?", "Wow, I hope that works otherwise my ass is done for, " "ARE YOU INSANE I MEAN YOU JUST KNOCKED DOWN OUR WA," "I really hope it works because if it don't he's gona come after me again," "LL AND OTHER PEOPLES WALLS YOU MIGHT HAVE KILLED SOMEONE!" Then Kamon comes out of his bedroom in his birthday suit and sees Naota and Haruko, or well I should say Naota was in his line of vision but all he really saw was Haruko.
"Ah Haruko I see you have,"
"Ya, he'll really kick my ass I mean blow up the whole fucking
planet,"
"AND WHATS WITH THE HOLES IN OUR YARD AND HOW ARE WE GONA PAY FOR ALL
THAT,"
"returned to us I'm really glad that you came back the place has been
a mess since you,"
"and he'll bring the brain eating goats, and the killer ants, and the
fire breathing bulls,"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO HERE ANYWAY,"
"left I mean Canti took care of it for a while but he broke himself
trying to cook curry bread. So have you come to work for us again
Harukoson?
"and the piglet from bowels of Hell, and the turd from the Bowel
Movements of Hell, and the Grapes of Wrath, or maybe just an army or
maybe they'll just flip us all off."
"BESIDES THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE ROBOTS CAME OUTTA MY HEAD!"
(Ok break time, confused? Thought so, OK lets recap, Naota's balls
itched, Haruko returns, she starts smacking around the broken Canti,
and all hell breaks loose in the conversation you just read where they
all talked at once and all ended at nearly the same time with Naota's
comment being heard very clearly, the I put some parentheses and said
"Ok break time confuses? Thought so, OK lets recap, Naot...)
Haruko slowly turns her head and looks at Naota, "You wanna have
it happen again?"
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