(In The End by Linkin Park plays)
Off voice: And now Dr. Pepper presents... Fullmetal Doremi Bash!
The entrance door is decorated with some Fullmetal Alchemist and Ojamajo Doremi images, while the entrance ramp is built with hard glass with lights inside it, and some fireworks are exploding now at the Montreal Olympic Park.
"Delayed to Happy Birthday to Jean Kazuhiza (Jun. 28) and welcome to CASZ Fullmetal Doremi Bash! Where magic and alchemy collide!" shouted Bumblebee.
"This is it, BB, we're going to see a wrecking ball tonight! You're not gonna believe what will happen tonight when the Cold War restarts with the World Championship between Omega Red and Grifter!" said Heinz Doofenshmirtz to Bumblebee.
(Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya theme plays)
"Ladies and gentlemen, the opening contest is the Cartoon Anime Society Z Women's Championship!" announced Spartan. "Introducing first from The S.O.S. Brigade Headquarters located at Tokyo, Japan... Haruhi Suzumiya!" (Crowd Cheers).
Haruhi walked down showing her physique while dancing the opening of her anime.
"The eccentric leader of the S.O.S. Brigade is becoming an adept in this industry!" said Bumblebee.
"I don't like this match, but both girls are so sexy" commented Heinz while looking at Haruhi.
(Lucky Star theme plays)
"And her opponent, from Kusukabe, Saitama, Japan... The CASZ Women's Champion... Konata Izumi!" (Crowd Cheers).
Konata goes through the entrance ramp as the opening song of the popular anime is heard through the PA System.
"Now Konata is facing her favorite idol." commented Bumblebee, refering to Konata's admiration for Haruhi.
"Whoever who wins, i want a date with one of them." said Heinz, very interested in both girls.
"WHAT? You gotta to be kidding me? They're younger than you!" snapped Bumblebee.
The match begins with Konata and Haruhi staring at each other, while the crowd is divided and chants the girl who they support, both start into a grappling battle at first Konata starts dominating, but Haruhi soon swaps her power, so she breaks the grapple, Konata is very surprised, she tries to give a Tornado DDT, only to be countered with a Flapjack. Konata quickly looks at Haruhi, very shocked, Haruhi is countering every move, Suzumiya tries to trap her into a Powerslam, but Konata quicky slams Haruhi with a Fall Driver, Haruhi has been knocked by Konata, she goes to the turnbuckle and does a Flying Elbow and covers Haruhi 1...2... Haruhi breaks the pin!
"The Seifuku Girls Battle is going to heat up the crowds." said Bumblebee while hearing the crowds chanting for both sides.
"They're already in that mood, look at the perverts at the crowd!" commented Heinz, looking at a few fans drooling for both girls.
Haruhi gives a Spinning Heel Kick, Konata ducks it and tackles Suzumiya and slams her against the turnbuckle and gives her chops directly to her chest, Haruhi screams in pain, Konata does it again then he's about to punch Konata 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10, Konata celebrates at the turnuckle, but suddenly Haruhi grabs her and punishes her with an Elevated Powerbomb, then she looks at the crowd and points to them, she climbs the turnbuckle and chants "S.O.S!" then he jumps over Konata with a Melancholic Angel (Money Shot) and falls down over Konata, she covers Izumi 1...2...3!
"There's your winner... and the NEW CASZ WOMEN'S CHAMPION... Haruhi Suzumiya!" announced Spartan.
"The Melancholic Leader of The S.O.S. did it! We have a new female champ!" said Bumblebee, while praising Haruhi for her victory.
(Backstage Interview)
Frida Suarez is in backstage with Yoink.
"I'm now with Yoink, the Loon Mountie, tonight Yoink, Mr. JK has decided to put you in a match never seen before, the Back From Death, tonight you'll have the chance to fight a deceased to wrestle to prove if you're a paper wrestler or not."
"Well, Frida, i can only say i'll show my precious abilites as a wrestler." replied Yoink. "I have come to show the world from Canada, why i'm here to show, why i deserve to be in Cartoon Anime Society Z."
Yoink proceeds to march with a fanfare style, while he plays a french horn.
(Back to the ring)
Onpu Segawa stands in the ring.
"Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is the The Back From Death Match!" she announced, bringing a few cheers.
(I'm The Mountie plays)
"Introducing first, from Yukon, Canada, Yoink!" (Crowd Cheers/Boos)
"This is gonna a slobberknocker!" said Bumblebee.
(A Cellphone is heard... CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT? Eddie Guerrero theme plays)
Eddie Guerrero comes with his lowrider
Onpu: His opponent... from El Paso, Texas... "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero! (Crowd Cheers)
"Like Tazz would say... this is a Rocketbuster to watch!" said Heinz, imitating Tazz, just like Bumblebee did it with Jim Ross.
The match begins with Eddie Guerrero mocking Canada's by singing humourously Canada's anthem, which offends greatly Yoink's pride and makes him strike him with a series of clotheslines, but then Eddie Guerrero surprises Yoink with a whip, and then starts dancing at him and chants "Orale, Homes!". Yoink widens his eyes and goes back against Eddie, who traps him in a Leg Lock, Yoink quickly grabs the rope. Eddie ignores it and the ref counts 1...2... Eddie finally breaks the hold and argues jokingly with the ref, then he launches Yoink against the turnbuckle and gives him a dropkick, which it makes the Loon Mountie fall to the canvas, then he looks at the crowd and attemps the Lasso From El Paso, Yoink is about to pass out, the ref lifts his hand at first, the hand falls down, then he grabs Yoink's hand again, and falls once more, the ref lifts Yoink by a last time, before this one gets up in the air, Yoink starts to recover force and breaks the hold quickly, he traps Eddie into a Lou Thesz Press, and tries to cover Eddie 1...2... Yoink breaks the pin!
"La Raza refuses to give up tonight!" said Bumblebee.
"Cause he lies, he cheats, he steals... the hearts of our fans!" added Heinz.
Eddie jumps and grabs Yoink into a DDT, then he does a Knee Drop, then he hits his chest while the crowd chants "EDDIE,EDDIE,EDDIE!" then he grabs again Yoink with a Piledriver, then he starts dancing at his style, and points to the crowd, then he goes for the Three Amigos, he goes for the First Amigo, then he goes for the Second Amigo, and finally he does the Third Amigo. Eddie starts gaining momentum and climbs the turnbuckle and goes for the Flog Splash, he jumps on Yoink, and covers him succesfully, 1...2... But Eddie uncovers Yoink and feels that he hasn't done enough to defeat him then he goes for a second Frog Splash and he does it again, but this time, Yoink receives him with his knees and Eddie jumps in pain, the he traps Eddie with his Carotid Control Technique (Nerve Hold). Eddie tries to resiste the pain at his right shoulder, but he can't do anymore and taps.
"Here's your winner... Yoink!"
Eddie gives Yoink a handshake, the crowd reacts widely, clapping both contenders...
(Backstage)
Jean Kazuhiza, Cornellius Fillmore and a hooded figure walk to ready to fight against Eddy, he brings Fillmore and the other one to assure that Nelson won't interfere during the match.
"Cornellius, remember to watch over that bully, you're the lawmen here, got it?" ordered Jean.
"Yes, Mr. K" said Cornelius
"I'll assure that bully will serve hard time!" said the hooded figure.
(Back To The Ring)
(Drop The Bomb by Powerman 5000 plays)
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by Nelson Muntz, From Peach Creek... Mr. Eddy The Jerk! The Smiling..."
Eddy quickly snatches the mic from Onpu Segawa.
"What in the world are you doing! Somebody payed you to insult me during my introduction!" snapped Mr. Eddy.
The people laughs at Eddy's annoyance
"Do you think it's funny, do you think it's gracious how people insult me at my own face? Let's see if it's funny when Nelson gives you a kick in your butt." protested Eddy as Nelson prepares.
Nelson is about to punch Onpu Segawa, but...
(Eye of The Tiger by Survivor plays)
"His opponent, from Santiago, Chile, accompanied to the ring by Cornellius Fillmore... The Cartoon Anime Society Z Chairman... Jean Kazuhiza!"
Jean comes with Fillmore and the hooded figure, Jean wears Chilean Themed tighs, and a huaso hat, then he enters into the ring, by jumping over all the ropes, then he throws the huaso hat and climbs the turnbuckle receiving cheers from the crowd, then he looks at Mr. Eddy.
The match begins with Mr. Eddy calling Jean a pity boy, because he's caring for Edd and Ed, Eddy's former friends. But Jean grabs a Fanta bottle and spits the drink on Eddy's face, Jean yells "MONEY CAN'T BUY FRIENDS" and gives Eddy a punch at his gut, then he lauches Eddy with an irish whip and receives him with a Double Powerbomb, then Eddy tries to escape, but Fillmore grabs him and puts him back into the ring. Eddy gives Jean an eye rake and tries to make a submission on the ropes, but the referee catchs Eddy quickly, which it gives Nelson a chance to punch Jean, he rakes Jean's, but Fillmore comes as Nelson leaves Jean quickly, Eddy gives JK a chop, another one, the another one, then another one, then he goes for his trademark move, The SpearED, Jean is knocked down, the ref counts 1...2... the hooded figure breaks the pin.
Bumblebee: The mysterious one saved Jean!
Nelson gives the hooded a right punch at his gut, but it doesn't make any effect, the response is the same, then the hooded figure reveals his indentity...
"STARSCREAM?" shouted Heinz.
"Dressed as a U.S. Air Commodore?" asked Bumblebee dumbstruck.
Nelson is shocked to see Starscream dressed in U.S. Air Force uniform and tries to fight back, only to be throwed down outside from the ring, he pummels Muntz along with Fillmore, who gives the Case Closed (Blue Thunder Driver) to Nelson over the commentary's table. Mr. Eddy argues with Starscream, and calls him a coward by helping Jean, who quickly gets up and traps Mr. Eddy's head in a Cranium Crunch, Eddy starts screaming in pain, as his head gets more red than ever, then he calls to give up.
"The winner of this bout, is OWN DEAR CHAIRMAN... Jean Kazuhiza!"
Mr. Eddy and Nelson leave the ring battered into the entrance ramp with boos raining on them.
Jean grabbed the microphone.
"Hey guys, you deserved it, i have defeated you, because of my friendship power, something that you will NEVER, EVER understand, because you're blinded by money, i hope you never touch CASZ territory again... you're not welcome here!"
"AND THAT'S AN ORDER!" said Starscream.
Starscream salutes and crowd cheers...
(Commercial Break)
(Backstage)
Spartan is with Hooligan, preparing the interview segment.
"I'm with now with the Iron Fish Champion, The Hooligan, the Water Creature From Di Gi Charat, Hooligan, you'll face the leader of the Decepticons, the dreaded Megatr..."
Before Spartan could end his questions, Hooligan puts his hand on Spartan's face, and puts the mic near his mouth...
"FINALLY! THE HOOLIGAN... HAS COME BACK... TO MONTREAL!"
The crowd cheers at Hooley's chant.
"Megatron... The Leader of the Decepticons, the robot who always losed to Optimus Prime, the one who never let Starscream go against his leadership, the one who always tries to win, but he ends losing! I remember when Starscream glomped you, telling you that you should have been grateful by seeing him alive, and you responded him with a scream... well, Megat, are you trying to become the next Glam Metal Star, AFI's new vocalist. or are trying to break a new guiness record?"
"Ooops, watch out!" warned Bumblebee.
"Tonight, Megatron will lose again, but not only to me, to millions of Hooley's fans, you will be always unlucky... IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL..."
Megatron quickly strikes with a clothesline and he stomps Hooligan with his feet, the ref quickly orders the match to begin, as Megatron carries Hooligan into the ramp, and the brawl officialy starts!
Megatron slams Hooligan against the entrance ramp with a Stalling Suplex, he tries to slam him again, but Hooley reverses the move, and gives some rock punches, then he makes Megatron fall down, then he goes with a spear and punches Megatron at his, then he carries to the ring quickly and launches him against the steel stair from the ring, then he proceeds to search some weapons, and finds a fire extinguisher, and throws the smoke at Megatron's eyes, Blinding him, the Decepticon counters with a low blow and puts him into the apron of the ring, as he recovers his sight he does a Leg Drop, then he throws him inside the ring and he's going to carry him to the turnbuckle for the Decepticon Dungeon (Old School). Then he punishes Hooligan into a Chokeslam and puts his hand on him... 1...2... Hooligan breaks the pin!
"Di Gi Charat's Champ refuses to die!" said Heinz.
Hooligan does a kip-up and looks at Megatron. "It's the best you have, jabroni?" asked Hooligan, Megatron runs at Hooligan and he's recieved with a Spinebuster, then Hooligan prepares himself for a powerful move and slams him with The Water Drop, then he looks at the crowd and throws the elbow pad, then he realizes that he have doesn't done enough damage and goes into the under the ring and finds a barbed wired and ties it and his elbow, he goes back and runs, he bounces into the ropes, then he jumps over Megatron, he bounces again and slams his Lucky Cat's Elbow, then he covers Megatron 1...2...3!
"Here's your winner and still CASZ Iron Fist Champion... The Hooligan!"
(Backstage)
Frida Suarez is with Red-Dust.
"I'm now with CASZ's Olympic's Champion, the one and only, Red-Dust..."
"Tonight, Dave The Barbarian, will become more than a coward, because i'll shatter his dreams, he'll become an idiot man, he'll become a wrecked man, who will not be a barbarian, because, i'm the master of his destiny, and he's a damn learner, and he'll remember the name..."
Red-Dust sighs strongly.
"... Red-Dust..."
(Commercial Break)
"Before to go on the next match, it was informed me that the Olympic Championship will be a Special Guest Referee Match, and is scheduled for one fall!" announced Onpu.
The people cheered at this.
(Dave The Barbarian theme)
"Introducing first, there's the challenger... from Udrogoth... Dave The Barbarian!" (Crowd Cheers)
"Let's see if Dave can superb this..."
(Red-Dust theme plays)
"His opponent... from Heck, California... He's the Cartoon Anime Society Z Olympic Champion... Red-Dust!" (Crowd Boos)
"I wonder who will be the special guest referee?" asked Heinz.
(Idaten Jump theme plays)
"He's the special guest referee, from The X-Zone... The Ninja Biker of Aero Scissors... Koei!" (Crowd Cheers)
"Koei's back! The Ninja Biker is here again!" stated Bumblebee.
"The Ninja Biker is a zebra!" added Heinz.
The match begins with Dave jittering while looking at Red-Dust, while he grops with his effeminate manner, then Dave gets annoyed and slams Red-Dust with a Power Clothesline, he has been provoked too much and this time, Dave lost it, now he's punching Red-Dust like mad, Red-Dust gets out from the ring, as Koei tries to calm down Dave, while he counts showing Red-Dust the fingers 1...2...3...4... Red-Dust enters slowy into the ring, he gives Dave a kick to his gut, then he runs to the ropes and he gives the Barbarian a DDT. He covers Dave 1...2... Dave breaks the pin, Red-Dust covers again 1...2... Dave puts a leg in a rope, Red-Dust starts to celebrate thinking that he won, but Koei quickly tells him that Dave put the leg in the rope, but the Bizarre One refuses to hear Koei's warning, Dave seizes the chance to do a Cutter.
"Don't ever lose time with the ref." warned Bumblebee.
Dave starts regaining momentum, he prepares to grab Red-Dust, who surprises with a Fall Down Slam, then he grabs Dave with the Curtain Call and then he lifts him up and puts him against the turbuckle, he's about to give Dave, the Shattered Dreams, he runs, but Dave quickly dodges it, making Red-Dust hit himself with turnbuckle and between his legs, Dave quickly traps him with a Shoulderbreaker, and then he yells. "Babjabbers!" Then he grabs Red-Dust and pummels him with the Udrogoth Plunge, and covers Red-Dust 1...2...3!
"Here's your winner... and the NEW CASZ OLYMPIC CHAMPION... Dave The Barbarian!"
"Udrogoth's favorite son did it!" said Bumblebee.
"How a sissy barbarian did become champion?" protested Heinz in dissagreement.
(Backstage)
Grifter was listening to the USA Anthem, while thinking at the challenge from Omega Red, then he turns off the radio set and goes with his title belt.
"Ladies and gentleman... The following contest is scheduled for... ONE FALL, AND IT'S FOR... THE CARTOON ANIME SOCIETY Z... CHAMPIONSHIP!"
(Soviet Union Anthem plays)
"Coming down the aisle, here's the challenger, accompanied to the ring by Manic The Hedgehog... from Hanoi, Vietnam... Omega Red!" (Crowd Boos)
"Tonight the Cold War is back!" commented Bumblebee.
"Long Live The Workers!" said Heinz. He's in favor of Omega Red
"NO! Freedom Forever!" replied Bumblebee.
(WildCATs theme plays)
"His opponent, The Cartoon Anime Society Z Champion... Grifter!" (Crowd Cheers)
"USA! USA!" chanted Bumblebee.
"URSS! URSS!" chanted Heinz.
Omega Red tries to attack Grifter, only to be thrown in the canvas and Grifter ending his entrance, before to begin officially the match, which Omega Red tells him that the people to do not freedom, but Grifter tells him that without freedom, you couldn't do nothing but do whatever the government wants to. Then Omega Red slaps him, then both trade a load of punches, Grifter starts dominating, giving Omega a Belly-To-Back Suplex, then he gives Red a trio of German Suplex, but in the third one, Omega escapes and gives Grifter a Back Breaker, he climbs to the turnbuckle and gives a Flying Stomp, then he does it again, but Grifter this time grabs him and pummels him with a Vertical Suplex and covers Omega Red 1...2... Red breaks the pin!
"STARS AND STRIPES!" shouted Bumblebee.
"HAMMER AND SICKLE!" shouted Heinz.
Grifter tries to grab Omega again, but he runs and bounces and strikes Grifter with a Flying Clothesline, unadvertely KO'ing the ref, then he surprises him with a Arm whip, kick to the gut, Cradle Piledriver! He's about to destroy him with a Carbonadium Coil Choke (Surfboard STF), but Grifter quickly breaks the hold and slams him with the Grifter-Blazer, then he proceeds to go with the Grifter-Shooter, Omega Red can't reach the ropes, Manic seizes the chance and makes a fireball! Grifter is blinded and Omega Red traps him with the Carbonadium Coil Hug (Bearhug), Grifter can't see nothing, he taps out. Much to the changrin of the crowd.
"The Winner of this bout and The New Cartoon Anime Society Z Champion... Omega Red!"
"Manic stealed this victory!" commented Bumblebee.
"America has lost! I enjoy this!" said Heinz joyfully.
Shinji, The Elrics and The Beavers come to lift up the former champion, to carry him to the nearest hospital. Omega and Manic run through the crowds as the show comes to an end.
Fullmetal Doremi Bash Results
Haruhi Suzumiya defeated Konata Izumi (New Women's Champion)
Yoink defeated Eddie Guerrero
Jean Kazuhiza defeated Mr. Eddy
Hooligan defeated Megatron (Iron Fist Championship)
Dave The Barbarian defeated Red-Dust (New Olympic Champion)
Omega Red defeated Grifter (New CASZ Champion)