Title: Remus' closet has surprises!
AUTHOR: Moony and Padfoot R my dads
Main Characters: Sirius/Remus
Rating: M
Feed back: YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: People! Get off the drugs! I am not J.K. Rowling, all mighty Goddess and owner of the HP series. I only own the bloody plot! MERLIN! PS: Enjoy!

Authors Note: I was just sitting in class, when I had the idea for this great fic. It wasn't originally planned to have a lot of chapters, but my editor Mikey had these ideas and so you'll just have to read as I post them up! Enjoy. For those of you who do NOT like boy on boy...THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT A FAN FICTION FOR YOU!

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So this takes place two days before the sixth years go on summer vacation. Sirius spends the summer with Remus at Remus' house. His parents are oblivious to the fact that Remus is gay and that Sirius is Remus' boyfriend. The summer might start out all fun and games but what happens when little careless clues are discovered!

Chapter 1: Home for the summer

I lay in between Sirius' legs in the bath as he ran his hand down my inner thigh, kissing my neck gently. I closed my eyes, enjoying the blissful moment. It came in handy that I was a prefect. We could use the prefects' bathroom without worry of being discovered. No one could get into the prefect's bathroom while it was "occupied".

I gave an outwardly shaking moan, as we expressed our love for the second time. How we were going to survive the summer, I didn't know. Sirius was spending the summer with me at my parent's house. I still hadn't come out to my parents yet. I mean although we planned to spend our personal time other places then at home, we still could be caught.

I didn't worry at the moment. I ran my fingers through his hair as I placed little traces of kisses on his neck. Sirius started,"we-we should-mmm-go back now. They'll wonder where we've been."

"They already know where we are Sirius." But all the same I climbed out and wrapped a towel around my waist. Sirius of course stayed put. I raised my eye brows at the boy," are you coming?" He climbed out and gave me a cheeky grin.

"Thought I already did!" I through a towel at him. He chuckled as he wrapped up his own waist. As I made to go get my clothes, he grabbed me by my arm and wrapped his own muscular arms around me. Sirius kissed my forehead gently. It did pay to have a quidditch player as your boyfriend. I mean, all those cut abs and shoulders...mmm mmm.

As we made our way out of the bathroom, the portrait did give us a strange look. We were used to it. Sirius wrapped his arm around my waist.

"Your such a protective little puppy."

" No, just a kinky bastard."

"Hmm, I wouldn't argue with that."

"So my love, what are we going to do this summer?"

"I can think of a thing or two." Sirius gave me an evil grin. "Like what?" I put my finger on my lower lip, making an innocent, yet thoughtful look.

"Wizard chess and exploding snap?" Sirius gave me a grin with his eyes cut.

"Well I just will have to improvise." I crossed my arms, "Your not bringing the handcuffs are you?" Sirius slapped his hand on his head with mock shock.

"I almost forgot to pack them!" I shoved Sirius gently in the shoulder.

"Your going to get us caught!" He placed his fingertips to his chest with a surprised expression.

"Me!"

"Sirius!" He placed his forehead on mine. "What love?" I sighed and placed my hand on the back of his head and pulled him into a kiss. The Fat Lady in front of us cleared her throat. I blushed,"Droobles." She smirked at us but opened.

As we climbed in, James jumped out from behind a chair , hands on his hips and imitating McGonagle's voice.

"Where have you boys been. Detention Mr.'s Black and Lupin! Could have done serious damage to yourselves. Fifty points from Gryffindor!" We burst into fits of laughter beyond the sight. James continued.

"So...what exactly have you been doing?" I held my hands up,

"I'm clean mate!"

"Maybe on the outside, but certainly not on the in!" I gave an astonished look,

"I would never "do" such a "thing" !" James laughed,

" You can't pass off the innocent look with me Remus! I know Sirius has already taken care of that!" I looked over at Sirius.

"Does everyone know about our sex life?" Sirius cocked his head to the side grinning and shrugged. I yawned,"Let's go to bed love..." Sirius winked at me and we headed up the staircase with James.

" So Sirius...you excited your spending the summer with Remus?"

"Bloody excited!" James looked at Sirius' pants jokingly,"I can tell!"

"Shut up James! So...what did you and Lily do while we were "ahem" gone?" James looked solemn.

"We did homework...HOMEWORK! Honestly!"

"Well James, at least you won't need to copy my notes." Sirius and James looked at me incredulously. I gave a heavy sigh as we entered the dormitory.

"I see Peter's already asleep." And sure enough snores were emitting from somewhere behind Peter's hangings.

"Well night guys."

"Yeah night James!" Another yawn and Sirius pulled me onto his bed. He fiddled with my hair and gazed into my eyes. I could feel myself grin.

"Your such a bloody romantic when you want to be!" Sirius squeezed his eyes shut and smiled. I kissed him before we snuggled into each other. Breathing each other's scent and soaking in our own ecstasy. Then finally falling asleep in his arms.

A/N: So this is chapter one! Read and Review please. Reviews much appreciated!Mikey, my awesomeness editor I LOVE YA' MAN!