I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, so, enjoy my first FMA fic to be published.
Hughes annoyed Roy that was certain. With his obsession with his daughter, calling every five minutes, and, of course, having to show him ALL of his pictures. Hughes annoyed Roy.
And now, when Roy heard a knock and Hughes yelling, "Roooy!" He expected the worse. But he didn't expect just what he saw.
"Come in."
"Look at my brand new picture! Isn't she just cute in that outfit! And with her favorite teddy bear!"
Roy stared at his friend in shock, mouth open, eyebrows twitching. Hughes was…was…"You're sparkling?"
"Really? Hmm…" he got a thoughtful expression on his face. "Those lessons I took from Armstrong must've worked."
"What lessons?"
"Sparkle lessons! Isn't it great! Maybe you should take them, you might manage to get a wife." Hughes was wiggling as he talked. Roy's eyebrow was still twiching.
"Shut up!"
"What?"
Roy's head hit the desk. "Why me?" he began repeatedly banging his head on his desk.
"Anyway, isn't she cuuuuute?" Hughes said, sparkling even more.
Roy snapped. He could handle the pictures and phone calls. But NOT the sparkles (Armstrong was bad enough).
With a snap of his fingers, and an evil laugh, he burnt the office down.
"Hey! What was that for?" Hughes, picture undamaged, still sparkling asked Roy, who stared at him.
"Why me?" Hughes was still sparkling and now Riza would have his head. "CURSE YOU ARMSTRONG!" he yelled, dropping to his knees.
Far away, Armstrong sneezed.
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