A/N: Hey sweeties! ^-^ I'm back with something so horrifying, so ghastly, that you will want to run away...

I brought another parody of course O:) In fact, I plan to crank five more out SOON. This is going to be fun :D Oh, and if you want to know who the stars of each upcoming parody are, look at my profile (toward the bottom of the bio).

Dedication: This is dedicated to AquilaTempestas, one of my many loves here ^^ This was one of her requests. :D

Warnings: Some mild swearing, ego-ness, cool vibes, evil kids, flying, and frisbees. A touch of OOCness. Appearances at end.

Disclaimer: I own a frisbee or two. But I'm not nearly as excited as I would be if I owned Beyblade... so, yeah, don't own it. *clears throat*

Shall we? xD I apologize for the beginning; it's too peaceful x3

It was a bright sunny day. A couple aspiring clouds here and there, a slight breeze, and no school.

It was the perfect day to be outside. Of course, for Mystel, school wasn't really something he went too. But this meant there'd be many kids outside. He wasn't someone who'd see this as a problem however, and set off in flight.

Eyes closed, he smiled as he heard the kids playing down on the ground. They sounded as if they were having fun.

So was he. That is, until he realized his mistake:

NEVER fly near frisbees. Especially if one "accidentally" hits you.

Those kids are stronger than they look.

"Sorry!" One of the boys yelled. He aura screamed apology and shame.

Mystel tried to smile and say "It's ok." but he was in pain, so all that they heard was "It-ahhhhh!". He felt plenty of pain.

He was still able to fly, but that frisbee was going to leave a mark.

Unfortunately, the rest of the kids decided throwing frisbees at Mystel the Flying Wonder would be fun to do.

For the first time in his life, he was going to lose his cool. He just didn't know it yet.

Why do they have to throw those stupid things at me? It really hurts. I'm tempted to throw them back...

But I won't. Until further notice.

Even while he was thinking these thoughts, he twisted and turned in attempts to avoid the attacks.

I gotta get outta here. For my sanity.

Mystel started flying away from those minions. He could see his freedom, getting closer...

Unfortunately, he didn't make it very far. Someone had a lasso, for reasons unknown, and decided now would be the perfect time to use it.

Mystel yelped in surprise as he was pulled back. Who had such a strong hold on him? And why?

"Yo Mystel! Practice starts in a couple minutes! Get your ass down here!"

"Wha- Garland! Let go of me! I'll be down in a moment!"

When a storm cloud casually strolled in seconds later, Mystel realized the weather was NOT on his side. He let himself drop instantly.

Garland smirked, thankful for his ability to control the weather. It sure came in handy.

He let a lightning bolt strike just behind Mystel for good measure.

"Coming!"

A/N: Yeah, I know... I had higher expectations of this story too. You are welcome to rant in your review. Let it out :) Just, please don't be mean TO me. AT my general direction is fine though.

Peace!

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