Dusty, the Super Atheist

by Wy Wynaut

This is a CultOfDusty fanfiction that shows what exactly would happen if Dusty were a super hero and then learned the logic behind Christianity and ultimately regains faith.

"Super Atheist, help! That priest just conned me out of all my damn money!" a woman called to Dusty the Super Atheist.

"Don't worry, I'm Super Atheist, I can stop this!"

Dusty approached the priest, "Hey, stop conning people."

"No," the priest refused.

"Okay then...then I'll kill you with logic!"

"How?"

"Your religion is a lie, there's no afterlife, no God, no heaven, no forgiveness, no hell, no Satan. This shit was all made up AS A MOTHERFUCKING FAIRY-TALE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID TO DIE!"

"But you do understand that if evolution were true, humans would still be made from apes to this day, right?"

"Uuhm..."

"And how could we humans exist as intelligent beings while close to no other living thing has that kind of mind?"

"I, uh..."

"And if you think of it, a lot of the things in our belief can't really be thought of out of nowhere. There are things that nobody even thought of."

"I..."

"And everything couldn't have simply come from nothing. It had to have been created by something."

"I see."

Later that day...

Dusty uploaded a new video of him announcing that he converted back to Christianity, left CultOfDusty and would start preaching the Word of God through his YouTube account.

He then woke up, relieved that everything that just happened was a dream.