"Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave…."
-Uninvited by Alanis Morissette

Yumi had just discovered 'boys.'

True; she had always known they'd existed and, somewhere in the back of her mind, knew that one day she'd probably end up liking boys like teens somehow always did, but it never really meant anything to her. She had simply gone throughout her childhood, barely aware that they existed (this was most likely due to the fact that she'd attended elementary and junior high school at all girls schools).

But, upon her arrival at Ouran Academy, she'd suddenly become very conscious of the opposite gender. She was instantly very aware of why girls went stark crazy over boys- they were just so strong and masculine and so…so…hot!

Ouran Academy seemingly had no end to its supply of attractive young men, and it was all so distracting! There always seemed to be one around her, no matter where she went, and she could hardly concentrate on her studies at times. Yumi knew she had to do something about this. Giving up oogling at boys was simply out of the question; there had to be something she could do instead….

And then, she heard about the Host Club, and it seemed like the perfect solution to her problem. During class, she would work hard and stay focused, and then, afterwards, she could relax in the company of some highly attractive student.

When Yumi first ventured to that unused music room after classes had ended, she felt simply overwhelmed; the boys who took part in the club were not simply highly attractive! Oh no, they were more like perfect formed gods, male models perhaps, or movie stars. She hadn't known what to do at first; she ended up fainting in the presence of the gorgeous young men. This, turned out, was not as bad as it seemed; she had then awoken to the president, Tamaki Suou, fanning her face, and offering to "kiss the sleeping beauty" to wake her up.

Naturally, she began designating Tamaki.

However, this did not last longer than a month. Because Tamaki was so popular (for very obvious reasons), he was constantly being designated. This made it incredibly hard for Yumi to be around him as often as she wanted and as long as she wanted. Frustrated, she moved on.

Takashi Morinozuka intrigued her, so she began designating him. However, as Yumi soon found out, he came with Mitsukuni Huninozuka, whom she found adorable, but annoying. As much as she loved how tall, dark and handsome Mori was, she couldn't handle being around Honey, and once again looked for a new host to designate. Next she chose the Hitachiin twins. Their incestuous hints were sinfully delicious to watch (though Yumi found it embarrassing to admit), but they seemed so caught up in each other that she felt almost ignored.

And so, she started designating Haruhi Fujioka. He was very nice and courteous, and so she remained with him for nearly a month. But, Yumi grew tired of him. As polite and sweet as he was, Haruhi was a bit…boring. After the intrigue of him being the 'special scholarship student' and of lower class rank wore off, he was just rather dull.

Yumi was starting to wonder if there was a boy in the entire school worth spending hours adoring them. Surely only the best, most attractive and interesting boys would be in the Host Club?

But Yumi had almost forgotten about Kyouya Ootori. Kyouya didn't sit down with girls as the others did; instead he tended to walk around, making sure everyone was happy. Yumi decided to designate him anyway. He was just what she'd been looking for. Breath-takingly handsome, very smart, and so calm, cool and collected; he was perfect!

And so, Kyouya became the object of her affections and no other boy in the school could ever compete.

I hope you enjoyed this. I just decided to write about the Host Club from an outsider's point of view, and it was very fun (as it usually is to take this POV).

Please leave constructive criticisms.