Ratchet and Clank
The Weapon Song
The Blaster is a deadly shooter,
The hoverboard ain't no scooter.
Use the Decoy Glove and make a distraction,
The Bouncer'll help you with annihilation!
BBQ your foes with the Pyrocitor,
Use it to light your lamp when reading Harry Potter.
The Suck Cannon helps with cleaning your house,
Put on a Sonic Summoner and get yourself a Sand Mouse.
Never ever play with the Arbiter,
If you do, you'll get 30 kilograms lighter!
The Refractor is great for protection,
Never sell your Metal Detector in an auction.
Use the Tempest through Blackwater City,
Seeing a Blarg in a tu-tu is nothing pretty.
The Bomb Glove is strictly rated T for Teen,
Never use a Zodiac; it's way too mean!
Keep your Kilonoids under control,
Make sure they don't ignite a can of petrol.
The Walloper always packs a mean punch,
Take care of your Lava Gun; it may overcook your lunch!
The Tesla Claw and Visibomb gun
They're both great gifts for your daughter or son!
The Spiderbot Glove is highly inflammable,
Use the Taunter and mimic your foes' stupid babble.
Remember these weapons are not fit for this galaxy,
If you want one you can always leave on a Galactic Taxi!