Spiders, razor blades, needles and blood.

Sure, it may seem like anyone can be, if they truly want to. And, Hikaru, admittedly, has his 'cruel' moments.

But, when I kiss him, when I look deep into those beautiful eyes, the

Those are all the things I am afraid of. Yes, I, Hitachiin Kaoru, am very afraid.

Of spiders, razor blades, needles, and blood. And just that.

Yes, a rather long list, I must admit. But, from what I know, they're common things to be afraid of. Well, I'm not really scared of blood. Just very squeamish of it in large amounts. Hikaru and My birthday present one year was a trip to an unopened museum. One of the pictures was of a woman stabbing her own baby. I fainted before my poor brother, who nearly shit his pants, by the way, could tell me it was a photoshopped image.

At least she was stabbing him with a knife, and not a needle. Or a razor blade. But how, exactly, would one stab with a spider? Hm, a question to ask Kyouya later, maybe.

In any case. It is a long list. To some fearless people out there, it may seem like I'm scared of everything, and, to those who are thinking that now, I have one thing I most surely am not afraid of.

Hikaru.

It's easy to be frightened of a razor blade, (So sharp!) or a needle, (So pointy!) or a spider, (So scary!) and, crazy enough, some people really are scared of my brother.

But, Hell, I think they're all nuts anyway.

Hikaru isn't scary. He's a giant teddy bear with my face, for Christ's sake! The way he holds me, the way I can hear him smell me, and then, three minutes of silence later, tell me that I smell good. The way he kisses me at just the right time.

It can't be scary.

There is nothing that could ever be scary.

...How could there be?


I have some explaining to do, don't I? 3

Blame Kelirehenna.

That's all I can say.

Blame her.

Her friend got her hooked on Ouran.

She got me hooked on Ouran.

I got my friends hooked on Ouran.

And now...

Look at this! Kaoru babble!

Kaoru's fucking babbling like a kid!

...Yeah. Blame Kelirehenna.