Disclaimer I don't own the simpsons.

doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo doo do doo

Lisa I like ponies.
Bart Ponies bad.
Homer Doh doh ow i broke my pants
Marge Lets sew you a new one HomerYayyyy superglue time
After some screaming

Homer Marge I glued my pants to myself

Marge Why aren't you at work?
Lisa I joined Girl Scouts. I am a Brownie.
Homer MMMMMMMMMM brownies

after fantisizing about a land full of brownies that danced around

Lisa I'm going to sell my cookies. Where are they?
Homer The dog ate them

Dog looks quizically at Homer

Homer Okay I ate them. but I wrote fake I.O.U.s
Lisa That is what I will sell

After Lisa sells them all

Lisa A free trip to the American Indian Museum with my Dad! Woohoo!
Homer Doh!

P.S. I know it is lame! I WILL GET BETTER!