hey ppls! this is my first story so plz read it! my friends like it they
thought it was funny. i have no clue how they thought that thou. so plz
review and tell me what you think bout it. the **** means there thoughts.
DISCLAIMER: i don't own dbz but if i did it would be totaly diff from wat they got on tv.
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chapter 1
Vegeta slam the door pissed off. "Woman!" "Yes your pain in the ass?" "That dam gravity room broke again." "What i just got done fixing it the other day!" "Well that piece of shit is broke again so start working on it onna" "Anything elso you fucking want do it your dam self!"
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Bulma walk furious outside. Her thoughts running through her head. Suddenly she trip over a piece of the gravity room. She stands to see millions of pieces of the gravity room all over the place.*Why the fuck do things like Vegeta happen to me?*
Vegeta notice her trip over the huge piece of the gravity room. "How could she have miss the dam thing in front of here? It was right there. I wonder how long it is going to take her this time? This is a waste of my time i need to be training not sitting. She better get it done fast."
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Ring, ring, ring.
"Hello?" "Veggie!" "What the fuck you want Kakkarot?" "Well I thought that we could spar. Is that ok?" "The gravity room is broke. The Onna is fixing it right now." "Didn't Bulma just fix the gravity room the other day?" "Ya, but the fucking thing explode today."About to lose his mind talking to the over joyfully Saiyan-jin. "Oh, I see you broke it again. Oh well, hey you want to get something to eat with me and Chichi?" "Sure. What restaurant?" "Ummmmmmmm.... that new one that just open next to the mall. Hey why don't you ask Bulma if she wants to come with us?" "I'll see you at the restaurant and the Onna isn't doing dhit till she fixa the gravity room." "Come on Veggie...... please just ask." "If it gets you to shut up then i will ask."
Vegeta hung up the phone.*Bringing the Onna would be a great idea off what that pitfull, baka Chikyuu-jin(human) did to her agian. What the hell does she see in him? Why not me? That baka just hurts her everytime. She is hot and wastes her time with such a useless mate as him. What the hell am i saying? Why should i care for her? OMK! I can't possible falling for the baka onna!*
"How the hell did you do that?"Bumla yells outrage. "Nevermind about it we are going to eat with Kakkarot plus his harpy mate at that new place that just opened next to the mall. So get ready." "Are you feeling ok?" He looks at her expertly supicious."What do you mean?" "Well you just ask me to eat dinner with you guys and you never do." "I try to do something nice to you and you are mean to me. How sweet of you. I guess you don't want to go then." Standing in his trademark pose. "No! I want to go i'll be down in 10 mins. ok?" "Then get moving woman." "Don't you dare leave without me."
He smirked at the wonderful thought the woman gave him.
As she walked up the stsirs she try to figure out why Vegeta wanted to be nice to her. After all he couldn't stand being around her.
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10 mins later Bulma was down in blue jeans shorts and her mini black top that said 'Princess' in sparkly letters. With her blue hair up in a pony tail.
Vegeta never notice how good looking she was untill just now. When he fisrt met her she looked ok but then she had opened her big loud mouth. Which spoiled the whole idea of here being good looking.
"Lets go!" said the happy Bulma.
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"Hey Bulma!" said Chichi. Without even looking at the Ouji. "Hey Chichi. Hey guko. Did you order for us Chichi?" "Ya. Guko was to busy thinking of himself to remember that you guys were coming." "Oh hey Bulma! I didn't even notice you were there. Vegeta how you doing?" "Fine when is the food going to to get here?" "I can see what you mean Chichi. Guys and their egos. What a shame."As she shakes her head slowly. "Talking about guys having egos." Chichi starts. "We are unluckly to have a guy here that has the biggest ego all." "Woman shut your face before i shut it for you. Got it?" "I would like you to try. Plus you do anything my hunny bun will kill your short sorry ass. You got that?" "Kakkarot don't stand a chance agaist me you fry hitting bitch." "Everyone clam down. No one is going to fight. Plus the food is here now." Explain the very clam but still hyper Guko.
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Guko and Vegeta wre shoving in food in ther mouth rapidly. The half scared and half sick waiter came out for some of the empty plates. Hoping that they wouldn't bit his hand. Guko looked up to see the look on the waiter. He started laughing so hard that food was flying out of his mouth hittin the waiter. Vegeta just look in time to see the waiter throwing up. With half chewed food all over him and the wall behind him. Making Vegeta laugh at the site of it.
The owner came out himself sick at the sight.
"GET OUT OF MY RESTRAUNT NOW!!!!!!!" "Well ok then. Chichi, Bulma you guys can come out from under the table now. Vegeta its your turn to pay the bill."
He grabed Chichi and flew away before anyone could sya something elso.
"Well lets go Onna." "Your not going to pay the bill?" said the very stubborn Bulma. "Don't worry about it the fat guy said we didn't have to pay it." Vegeta smirked evily at his lie. "Whatever. Lets go then."
They flew off. Vegeta happy he ate and that he didn't have to even pay for it. Bulma on the over hand hold on tight to Vegeta as they flew through the sky to their home.
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hey ppls! so wat ya think bout it? it was my first one so think bout when u wrote ur first one k? plz tell me eva thing u think bout it. if u hated it tell me and if u liked it tell me. also tell me ur thoughts on wat u think should happen in chp.3(wrote chp.2 already) and things that i need to improve on. k? bye 4 now! REVIEW!!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER: i don't own dbz but if i did it would be totaly diff from wat they got on tv.
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chapter 1
Vegeta slam the door pissed off. "Woman!" "Yes your pain in the ass?" "That dam gravity room broke again." "What i just got done fixing it the other day!" "Well that piece of shit is broke again so start working on it onna" "Anything elso you fucking want do it your dam self!"
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Bulma walk furious outside. Her thoughts running through her head. Suddenly she trip over a piece of the gravity room. She stands to see millions of pieces of the gravity room all over the place.*Why the fuck do things like Vegeta happen to me?*
Vegeta notice her trip over the huge piece of the gravity room. "How could she have miss the dam thing in front of here? It was right there. I wonder how long it is going to take her this time? This is a waste of my time i need to be training not sitting. She better get it done fast."
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Ring, ring, ring.
"Hello?" "Veggie!" "What the fuck you want Kakkarot?" "Well I thought that we could spar. Is that ok?" "The gravity room is broke. The Onna is fixing it right now." "Didn't Bulma just fix the gravity room the other day?" "Ya, but the fucking thing explode today."About to lose his mind talking to the over joyfully Saiyan-jin. "Oh, I see you broke it again. Oh well, hey you want to get something to eat with me and Chichi?" "Sure. What restaurant?" "Ummmmmmmm.... that new one that just open next to the mall. Hey why don't you ask Bulma if she wants to come with us?" "I'll see you at the restaurant and the Onna isn't doing dhit till she fixa the gravity room." "Come on Veggie...... please just ask." "If it gets you to shut up then i will ask."
Vegeta hung up the phone.*Bringing the Onna would be a great idea off what that pitfull, baka Chikyuu-jin(human) did to her agian. What the hell does she see in him? Why not me? That baka just hurts her everytime. She is hot and wastes her time with such a useless mate as him. What the hell am i saying? Why should i care for her? OMK! I can't possible falling for the baka onna!*
"How the hell did you do that?"Bumla yells outrage. "Nevermind about it we are going to eat with Kakkarot plus his harpy mate at that new place that just opened next to the mall. So get ready." "Are you feeling ok?" He looks at her expertly supicious."What do you mean?" "Well you just ask me to eat dinner with you guys and you never do." "I try to do something nice to you and you are mean to me. How sweet of you. I guess you don't want to go then." Standing in his trademark pose. "No! I want to go i'll be down in 10 mins. ok?" "Then get moving woman." "Don't you dare leave without me."
He smirked at the wonderful thought the woman gave him.
As she walked up the stsirs she try to figure out why Vegeta wanted to be nice to her. After all he couldn't stand being around her.
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10 mins later Bulma was down in blue jeans shorts and her mini black top that said 'Princess' in sparkly letters. With her blue hair up in a pony tail.
Vegeta never notice how good looking she was untill just now. When he fisrt met her she looked ok but then she had opened her big loud mouth. Which spoiled the whole idea of here being good looking.
"Lets go!" said the happy Bulma.
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"Hey Bulma!" said Chichi. Without even looking at the Ouji. "Hey Chichi. Hey guko. Did you order for us Chichi?" "Ya. Guko was to busy thinking of himself to remember that you guys were coming." "Oh hey Bulma! I didn't even notice you were there. Vegeta how you doing?" "Fine when is the food going to to get here?" "I can see what you mean Chichi. Guys and their egos. What a shame."As she shakes her head slowly. "Talking about guys having egos." Chichi starts. "We are unluckly to have a guy here that has the biggest ego all." "Woman shut your face before i shut it for you. Got it?" "I would like you to try. Plus you do anything my hunny bun will kill your short sorry ass. You got that?" "Kakkarot don't stand a chance agaist me you fry hitting bitch." "Everyone clam down. No one is going to fight. Plus the food is here now." Explain the very clam but still hyper Guko.
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Guko and Vegeta wre shoving in food in ther mouth rapidly. The half scared and half sick waiter came out for some of the empty plates. Hoping that they wouldn't bit his hand. Guko looked up to see the look on the waiter. He started laughing so hard that food was flying out of his mouth hittin the waiter. Vegeta just look in time to see the waiter throwing up. With half chewed food all over him and the wall behind him. Making Vegeta laugh at the site of it.
The owner came out himself sick at the sight.
"GET OUT OF MY RESTRAUNT NOW!!!!!!!" "Well ok then. Chichi, Bulma you guys can come out from under the table now. Vegeta its your turn to pay the bill."
He grabed Chichi and flew away before anyone could sya something elso.
"Well lets go Onna." "Your not going to pay the bill?" said the very stubborn Bulma. "Don't worry about it the fat guy said we didn't have to pay it." Vegeta smirked evily at his lie. "Whatever. Lets go then."
They flew off. Vegeta happy he ate and that he didn't have to even pay for it. Bulma on the over hand hold on tight to Vegeta as they flew through the sky to their home.
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hey ppls! so wat ya think bout it? it was my first one so think bout when u wrote ur first one k? plz tell me eva thing u think bout it. if u hated it tell me and if u liked it tell me. also tell me ur thoughts on wat u think should happen in chp.3(wrote chp.2 already) and things that i need to improve on. k? bye 4 now! REVIEW!!!!!!!