Your Mortal

by Mama Dunkins

My Immortal Parody following Cissy S'mizzy Gooden Way and Draco Malfoy as they go through their romantic, poorly written days at Hogwarts. Extreme AU! RATED T FOR BAD ROMANCE SCENES... may damage brain cells and lower IQ levels.

1. Chapter 1: REAL Authors Note!

Dear Readers,

This is a parody of the real fanfiction, My Immortal- so therefore; all rights go to Tara Gillispie.

Also, may I warn you all that this parody fanfiction IS NO BETTER than the actual fanfiction. It will cause sudden lose of IQ and may melt reader's brains. It is rated T.

Thanks, yall.

-Mama Dunkins