Disclaimer: All names and places associated with Harry Potter belong to J.K.Rowling, who is a lucky, lucky person.
Pairing: SS/SB
Warnings: Language, implied sex (nothing graphic), slash
Notes: Drabble written for scififan151852
Summary: Sirius and Severus are discovered in bed together.
Rated: PG-13 for languages
Pillow Talk
"Fuck."
"Please try to keep your profanity to a minimum Black."
"But Remus…"
"I'm sure your pet werewolf will be fine until we're finished."
"But he…"
"Expected it already, I'm sure."
"Look Snape, just because you have no bloody friends…"
"Does not affect my performance in bed. Which is perfect. Which is why you are still here. Although we hate each other and your 'friend' is probably cowering in a corner. Now get your muzzle back over here."
"Fine, but you owe me."
"…"
"Fine, but you explain to Dumbledore what happened to his magical handcuffs from the first War."