Author's Note: this idea came to me hope you enjoy! Also take note that this is taking place five years after Breaking Dawn. So Jessica and Mike are married and have a son.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Wife Swap

EPOV (Emmett's)

Rose and I were sitting watching Wife Swap, she and I had taken a huge liking to the show. I enjoyed watching others public humiliation while she enjoyed watching the kids and sometimes she also like the public humiliation.

"That was a good episode," I said once I finished laughing

Rose nodded then her eyes glimmered and I could tell she had an idea I wondered if it was as good as last time. My mind went to a dirty place but I quickly pushed my thoughts back in my mind.

"What are you thinking?" I asked her

"What if we called the show up and entered Bella and Edward?" she asked

"Oh good idea!" I said grabbing the phone and typing in the number before it flashed off the screen. Bella and Edward wouldn't see it coming as long as Alice kept the secret to herself and neither Rose and I thought about it.

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JPOV (Jessica's)

I was sitting with Mike on our couch, we had just finish watching Wife Swap and I couldn't stop thinking about everything that had gone on.

"The people on this show must be crazy," Mike said

"Yeah, but wouldn't it be nice?" I asked

"Embarrassment on TV? No way Jess," he said to me

"Come on baby for me," I begged fluttering my eyelashes

He sighed, a sign of his giving up "fine," he said he leaned in to kiss me but if course James; our 5 month baby interrupted us with his crying.

"I'll take care of him, why don't you call the show," suggested Mike as he got up to take care of James.

I watched my husband walk off, who would have thought me married? But it was true after Bella and Edward's wedding I couldn't get my mind off of marrying Mike after much perusing he gave in. And nine months later James was born. Life couldn't be more perfect, I didn't care if we lived in a two bedroom apartment as long as we loved each other.

AN: Anyone else smell trouble?

Tell me if it was ok, if you don't like it I won't update and sorry for shortness.