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A collection of silly nursery rhymes to amuse you
brought to you by...
DBZ Nursery Rhymes
by;The Fanfiction Nymph
and her slave (husband)
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I See the Moon
I saw the moon
And the moon saw me
I turned into a monkey
And stomped on everything
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The Lion and the Unicorn
The Sayian and the Namek
Were fighting for the world
The Sayian beat the Namek
All up and down the town.
Some gave them rice
And some gave them none
Some gave them liquor
And threw them out of town
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London Bridge is Falling Down
The whole world is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
The whole world is falling down
Blame the androids.
Travel in time and blow them up
Blow them up
Blow them up
Travel in time and blow them up
Please dear Trunks
What if I'm not strong enough
Strong enough
Strong enough
What if I'm not strong enough
My dear mother
Get your dad to fuck them up
Fuck them up
Fuck them up
Get your dad to fuck them up
Or ask Goku
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All Around the Mulberry Bush
All around the universe
the monkey chased Freiza
the monkeys thought 'twas all in fun
Boom goes Freiza
Half a pound of senzu beans
Half a year of wishes
Add them up and what have ya got
Boom goes Namek
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Wee Willie Winkie
Old Master Roshi
Hangs about the town
Looking 'em up and look 'em down
All the pretty girls
Giving them bills and
Drooling through his bead
"Any you ladies looking for a good time?"
Before they knock him out
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Good King Wenslas Loss
Prince Vegeta went to Namek
Searching for a Dra-gon-ball
Found it inside friezes clutches,
He was only three feet tall.
Brightly shone his mighty power,
He killed all the good and strong…
That was until Goku came…
Made him cry for hi-is—Mom…
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There once was a man from Nantucket
There once was a green guy from Namek…
Who told all the Sayians to suck it…
But when Goku said,
"Your planet is dead"
He threw up his arms and said "Fuck it."
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