Nope dont own gundam wing

THANKS TO A GREAT INSPIRATION I, SHABURNIGDO, AM GOING TO WRITE VARIATIONS OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL ABOUT THE GUNDAM PILOTS!!!

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I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A SUICIDAL GUNDAM GUY
(HEERO)

I am the very model of a suicidal gundam guy
Relena really thinks that i am super fly
I kicked zech's ass and killed his toy leos
it took like 2 shots to kill all of those

I fell into the ocean quite stupidly
Afterward i drifted to land from the sea quite quickly
Relena found me and called for 911
I tried to kill myself and found myself on the run

He tried to kill himself and found himself on the run!!,
He tried to kill himself and found himself on the run!!,
He tried to kill himself and found himself on the run,!!!

I beat up some medics and stole their ambulance
Relena insanely tried to talk to me from a distance
and every time i try to kill myself something always goes awry
I am the very model of a suicidal gundam guy

And every time he tries to kill himself something always goes awry
He is the very model of a suicidal gundam guy!

I ended up going to school with that rich girl
This is where our relationship really starts to unfurl
She invited me to her birthday
For this action she would have to surely pay

I tore up the invitation right in her face
I told her "i'll kill you" and left her standing in one place
Her entire entourage was quite stunned of course

To stun them really didnt take much force
To stun them really didnt take much force!
To stun them really didnt take much force!
To stun them really didnt take much force!!

I used my gundam and tormented oz quite treacherously
they got an attitude that seemed quite pissy
And though every time i try to kill myself domething always goes awry
I am the very model of a suicidal gundam guy!

And though every time he tries to kill himself domething always goes awry
He is the very model of a suicidal gundam guy!

I've destroyed leos, tauruses and virgos with predjudice
and i always say "mission accepted" with such humbleness
I tried to ignore the other pilots quite avidly
And i made sure to annoy zechs quite pointedly

I always make sure to break a bone or two
Even when self destructing fighting the tallgeese and zechs too
I've killed high ranking members of the Romafeller Foundation
Even though in the end i found out i killed the wrong one.

Even though in the end he found out he killed the wrong one!
Even though in the end he found out he killed the wrong one!
Even though in the end he found out he killed the wrong one!!

I've blown up space stations headed for earth and never missed em
And i've even got addicted to the zero system.
And though every time i try to kill myself domething always goes awry
I am the very model of a suicidal gundam guy!

And though every time he tries to kill himself domething always goes awry
He is the very model of a suicidal gundam guy!