Getting Drunk!

by Captaininja

CRACKFIC! The strawhats get drunk, I rated it a M because there's some swearing and obviously they're drunk but it isn't all that bad. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING RELATED TO ONE PIECE, IT BELONGS TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER AS WELL AS THE ONE SONG I USED IN THIS. No yaoi parings. The story is random don't ask...

Anyway random story so read.

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"Hey, hey, hey, hey May youuu're druuunk," Zoro slurred.

"No, I swear to drunk, I-I'm god," she replied, poking him in the chest.

"If you say sho," he said and smiled.

Sanji sat in the corner curled up crying but everyone was to busy to notice because they were FARTING! BANG! BANG! BANG! Sanji looked up, there wasn't really any noise, so he put his head down again, it was just a bird humping a elephant a PINK one. Luffy stretched his arm and grabbed Robin then pulled her towards him."Robin guess what?" asked the strawhat grinning.
"What?"

"FART JOKES!" he exclaimed, then started laughing joined with Robin.

"Haha, that's even funnier than your face."

Then they both laughed.

Ussop ran past flailing his arms in the air.

"The bird unicorn will get us, we'll all die!"he shouted.

"Zoro you're 21, right?" Chopper asked.

"Yes"

"And yet you've never kissed anyone."

"Correct"

"Haha LOSER!", Choper exclaimed.

"Chwopper that not funny," said May.

"That's mea-"

She was cut off, but by who...

"SUPER!"

It was only Franky.

"YOHOHOH O"

And Brook.

"Hahaha"

And Nami.

"She's right that's not funny, Zoro's lips probably got lost on the way" said Nami.

AND THEN...

They all laughed... including Zoro.

Zoro walked over to Usopp and whispered something in his ear and Usopp just nodded.

"Right everyone me and Zoro are performing a song for youuuuuuuuu!" Usopp shouted.

"The party starts now FUCKERS!, Zoro shouted.

(The singing in bold is Usopp is bold and the singing in italics is Zoro)

All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies

Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up, I'm doing my own little thing.
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
Cause another brother noticed me

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can care less what you think

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Zoro had been shedding his clothes through the performance and in the end he was always wearing boxers, and then May gave him his first kiss and Sanji cried again.

The End

PINK ELEPHANTS BITCHES