For: Bad Mum: AKA Katy. Happy belated birthday present, I wanted to write you a really complicated idea with Molly/Arthur, but nothing was coming to mind. Then I remembered how you love how I write the twins. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
"Fred, I can't believe Harry gave us his earnings from the Tri Wizard Tournament. He worked hard for it."
"Well, he did say he didn't need it George. "
"We can't keep it, Fred. Mum will go bonkers if she finds out we have all that gold."
"How will she find out, George? I won't tell her. Maybe we should do something with it.
"Like what, Fred? All we have in our room is experiments, remember what happened to the first canary cream experiment?"
"Yeah, I remember, George! Your hair turned yellow after you ate a canary cream."
"Stop laughing at me, Fred! Oh, all right, it was funny. I don't feel comfortable with putting it in Gringotts. Mum or dad could find out about it."
"I've been thinking about that, but nothing comes to mind."
"Fred, stop pacing. You're going to make a hole on the floor."
"George! Are you looking where I'm looking?"
"No, I'm looking at the floor, I told you that."
"Look on the desk! It's giving me an idea!"
"OH! The stack of forms for the joke shop. Yes! I see it Fred! Wait a moment! Remember? Harry said to use the money to start the shop."
" We need to use the money to start Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!"
"But Fred, we need premises."
"Merlin, George, you're right. Damn, I didn't think of th- hang on, I think I saw an advertisement in the Daily Prophet for a building lease in Diagon Alley!"
"I remember seeing it too, Fred. Let's go there first thing in the morning. Harry is right, everyone needs laughs right now. It's the perfect timing to start one."
"I know, George. Think of how we can help mum and dad out. She won't be mad at us anymore if we give her some Gold from the shop."
"But first we have to buy Ron new dress robes, Fred."
"When we know we are doing well, and surviving after a few weeks, we'll get Ron some new robes. I felt bad for the bloke when he had to wear those ugly girly looking dress robes for the Yule Ball."
"I can't wait to see the shop in person. We have talked about it for so long. Good night Fred, we need to get some sleep we have a big day tomorrow."
"I'm excited too, George. We're finally doing what we want to do. Night, George."
Author's note: Special thanks to my beta. Slytherin Head for correcting it for me.