Disclaimer: Yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah I dont own Death note.

If I did, It would be more amusing and Light and L would be gay for each other xDD

*"YO MAHH SHUPAH GIRL OJENIYA BABY GIRL~~!" Linda sang out loud as she was dancing around her room with some music on.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Lalalalalala~~~~!"

"DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING COME UP THERE YOU FUCKING BRAT!"

"Yes MOM" Linda took off her headphones off. Mello could be a pain in the ass sometimes and act like he was pmsing but it was worth it.

When Linda went downstairs she looked to her left and saw Matt laying on the couch in some uncomfortable looking position playing on his PSP. Linda walked towards him.
"Hey Matty~!"
Matt glanced up from his game.
"Sup."
"How ya doin~"
He cocked his head.
"What?"
"I said How. Ya. D-"
"Yeah yeah yeah I get it but whats with the failed accent if is was one."
"Your no fun."
Matt turned back to his game.
What to do... she thought to herself.

Moments later and an idea bulb came up and she smirked to herself.

The first plan~!
Linda was well... undercover and humming to the mission impossible theme dodging corners and what not, until she reached the destination... MELLOS BATHROOM!

She went in and grabbed his L'oreal shampoo (which he said he used it because he "Was worth it"...pshhh siiiike)
and filled it with the most horrible color known as...Hot pink... -dun Dun DUUUN- (Yes... I hate hot pink... but I like pastel colors o-o) "Mission complete... now.. for the reaction.."
Linda smirked to herself and snaked her way out the bathroom.
-about a few hours later-
Mello went into the bathroom to shower... -blah blah blah blah blah-
While Linda was on the couch waiting for the reaction...
then ANOTHER idea popped up.

Linda snuck into the bathroom and took Mellos clothes and towel and snuck back out.

She snickered since the temperature in here was pretty cold. While she was waiting she decided to make some rice crispies with chocolate chips~

"DAMMIT! MATT! LINDA! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CLO- **HOLY SHIT WITH A SIDE OF SHIT DIPPED IN SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING HAIR!"
Linda whistled and idly walking out somewhere but Matt grabbed her.
"Nu-Uh you are NOT going ANYWHERE."
Linda gulped.
"Ohh...shit..." she said to her self.
Mello stormed out of the bathroom with no clothes on and cocked his gun.
"You..." Mello started.
"Um hey? Nice weather isn't it?" she chuckled nervously.

"STOP FUCKING AROUND I KNOW YOU DID IT!"
"Uhhh... I'm just gonna..." Linda ran off somewhere.
"HEYY! GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

-fin-

A/N: Very first! Yeah I know it sucked -.-
I dont really know what to write...But you know~ I feel sorta uhhh...
Acomplished... yeah! Accomplished~! xDD

*YO MAHH SHUPAH GIRL OJENIYA BABY GIRL- Uhhh lyrics from Super Girl-Super Junior

** HOLY SHIT WITH A SIDE OF SHIT DIPPED IN SHIT -Credits to x- Munch -x xDD

Chocolate rice crispies for everyone that Rates or Reviews~! :DDD