Disclaimer: No I still don't own anything. And I don't think this tiny drabble has any spoiler. Implied Roy/Riza, if you don't like it, don't read it. Review is welcomed.
Miniskirt Plan Part 2
East Military Headquarter:
Havoc: Hey Colonel, there's something I don't understand.
Mustang: What?
Havoc: The miniskirt plan, you know? If it really come true, First Lieutenant Hawkeye will have to wear it too. Is that okay?
Mustang: Stupid, you think I'll let you guys see her in a miniskirt? I'm the only one who can do that! I'll make her my wife when I become King. That way she could not oppose the new dress code since she's no longer in the military, and I can watch the other female officers undisturbed. Complete triumph in both business and personal life! BAH HA HA!
Havoc: But I want to see the First Lieutenant in miniskirt!
Half an hour later, Central…
Officer: King Bradley! East Military Headquarter has been destroyed!
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