A/N: Great, I know I should be working on other fictions but I can't get this out of my mind
Well, how long had it been since he saw his highschool gang anyway? A long time, to be precise. Heck! They barely even gave him a call! Or even a text message! So when Kyohei Kadota received a call from Shinra Kishitani, he already suspected something was wrong.
It was hard enough getting the two otakus in the van to shut up so that he could listen to what the underground doctor had to say, but what he had to face was going to be way harder than that.
Especially since he would have to take care of two kids.
What really happened anyway? Well, the moment Kadota pressed the button on the phone and placed it to his ear, he could hear a lot of noise from the other side. Finally, he heard his highschool friend's voice.
"K-Kadota! It's an emergency! Come here! Quick!" And with that, the doctor hung up. The beanie-wearing man stared at his phone for a while, eyebrows furrowing, before he told Saburo Togusa to drive very fast to the doctor's house as there was an emergency. When Erika Karisawa heard this, her fujoshi mind started thinking up of many weird things.
During the trip, she rambled, "Oh! Maybe Iza-Iza and Shizu-Shizu finally got together and Iza-Iza got pregnant!"
Walker Yumasaki sighed, slightly annoyed that such a good conversation about anime turned into a conversation about... Erika's one true pairing. He stated, "Karisawa! Men don't get pregnant! Can we continue talking about Nabari No Ou now?"
Before they knew it, the van reached Shinra's apartment and Kadota had left the vehicle. The moment he entered the apartment, his eyes went wide.
Two children, one brown-haired and one raven-haired, were fighting. No, wait! More of trying to murder each other. Celty Sturluson was using her shadows to pry them apart but the brown-haired boy was a lot stronger than he seemed. The raven-haired one held a very sharp blade in his right hand while his left hand tried to pry the shadows around his waist loose. Shinra was frantically browsing through a bunch of books.
Kadota did not really understand what the emergency was. It was just two kids fighting dangerously. All they had to do was take the knife away. Easy.
The brown-haired child was swearing out loud and screaming vulgarities while trying to reach and grab the boy with jet-black hair's neck. Sighing at the bad parenting skills his two friends had, Kadota decided to help the two adults and easily, they did not notice him so they did not expect anyone else to intrude, by the way, pulled the two as far away from each other as possible.
The boys blinked and stared at Kadota. The raven-haired boy proceeded to smirk, and though he had a cute voice, it was annoying, "Dotachin~!" And immediately the brown-haired man knew who the two was - Izaya Orihara and Shizuo Heiwajima. He stared at Shinra, as if asking "How the hell did this happen?"
Shinra stared at the ground, ashamed, before he explained, "I, uh, tried testing something out on them..."
Kadota frowned before his expression softened a little and he sighed, still keeping to two kids away from each other.
"Dotachin~! Shizu-chan's being mean to me~!" Izaya whined, showing the most adorable face he could manage.
"Like hell I was! I would've smash your face to bits, flea! And stop showing that face! You look like a damn gay, louse!" the brown-haired child yelled.
Kadota ignored them as he curiously asked the doctor, "Shinra... If they are kids, why do they still remember each other and all?"
Shinra pushed his glasses up, sweating a little, and replied, "I suspect that they simply physically changed. But mentally, they are still the same." Kadota "oh"-ed, then he glanced at the boys before he starting wondering when Shizuo was actually brown-haired. Then he remembered that Shizuo once told him he had dyed his hair.
The beanie-wearing man was so deep in thought he did not notice that Izaya and Shizuo were no longer seperated and was at each other's throats again. Mentally swearing, he grabbed Izaya's blade and kept it in his pocket, wincing when the shape edge sliced his skin when he took it from the boy.
"Oh shit! You're bleeding!" the brown-haired boy exclaimed as if it was not very obvious. Izaya rolled his eyes, muttering a "protozoan" as he went to find a first aid kit that Shinra kept in his cupboard. However, Celty got it before the child did.
After the wound was wrapped in a bandage, though Kadota claimed that there was not a need to do so, the five discussed about the two kids.
"Great! Now we're kids! How the hell am I supposed to help Tom-san now?" Shizuo growled, frustrated.
Shinra nervously stated, "E-Eh... Just take a break for a while! I promise I'll try and find a cure!"
"At least I can work from home, ne~? Lucky me!" Izaya cheered optimistically.
[But they are kids. There are things that they can't do! They need someone to watch over them!] the dullahan typed.
Silence filled the air before Shinra glanced at Kadota, laughing nervously, "Eh... Kadota... I hope you don't mind this but could you... Take care of them?"
"HUH?" the beanie-wearing man's jaw dropped but he went back to normal and pondered before he finally sighed, "Okay, okay..."
"Hooray! Mommy Dotachin's taking care of us!"
"What did you just call me, Izaya?"
"Wait! But isn't it troublesome for Kadota to come to both our houses?" Shizuo stated. Silence again.
"...Shizuo can't work since he's a kid and can't control his strength but Izaya can work from home... It'll be troublesome if Erika and Walker were with Kadota if he babysat you guys... And it would be more convenient if he stayed with you guys until you turn back so..." Shinra muttered before he concluded, "I know! All three of you will move to Izaya's for the time being!"
"HAH?"