Totally random. Don't even read my shit. Like I'm serious. HA.

Sebastian Michaelis was in the modern world. Wandering around, he realized that he was in Japan. He honestly didn't think walking through a portal on his was to get the young master Earl Grey would lead him to…what year was this? 2012. As he walked, people whispered.

"Is that Sebastian Michaelis?" he heard.

He stopped in his tracks. Why would modern day people know of him?

"Yes, from Black Butler. What a brilliant cosplayer!"

Cosplayer? He was no cosplayer. He was a Phantomhive butler.

"Excuse me?" A girl bravely came up to him.

"Could you be my demon butler?"

His eyes widened. Why would people know that he was a demon. Was there some kind of new technology? He kept up his façade.

"My apologies, my lady, I already have a contract." He bowed politely.

The crowd around him squealed in unison.

"Ciel! Is Ciel with you?"

Sebastian, more confused than ever, strolled away quickly, muttering apologies. Until he heard that one question he had to answer.

"Sebastian, why are you evil?" A young woman asked.

He smirked. He had always wanted to answer a question like this.

"If I weren't, don't you think I'd be a Mary-Sue?" He chuckled.

And then he vanished into thin air, back on his way to the market. How queer.

I'm sorry. I had to. Leave me alone.

Shit goes down,

whenidream.