The Titanic Sinks In Panic
So I locked down and there was a time machine!
I put on some goffick cloths.
"Oh my god Harry look!!!" I shouting, so Harry ran over.
"Stardust!" said Harry, "Its a time machine!"
So we got in the time machine.
I pressed some batons.
"This mite take a while..." I said seductively, and me and Harry stirted screwing.
Suddenly, we were on the Titanic!
"Oh my god this is like that boat," I say, "Shouldnt we stop it from hiting the iceburg?"
Harry noded.
"Oh my god everyone on Titanic!" I shouted, "This ship will hit an icebug!"
"AN ICEBUG?" screamed the captain of the titanic.
Suddenly, the icebug was in the way but because I warned them the ship dodged it.
"You did it!" Harry yelled.
Suddenly, me and Harry started to screw.
"OH NO!" said all the people, "MUCH SEX!"
They were disguised because it was the oldin days and they didn't like sex an goffick stuff.
So I slaped the captain because he watched out screwing.
"How dart you watch are sex!" I yelled and slapped him again.
"I WOULD SLAP YOU BACK YUNG LADY!" said the Captain, "But I cant because you are a fimale gender and we have to be nice to you!"
"Yay"!" I shouted and I slapped everyone accept Harry.
So then me and Harry started screwing again.
We screwed across the floor, so that there were semens on the floor.