All in a Rut
Disclaimer: Naruto Uzumaki is not mine he belongs to Sasuke. If Naruto(the show)was mine Sakura wouldn't exist, Orochimaru the petafile would be dead, Itachi wouldn't be so insane, Temari and Shikamaru and Temari would get married and Gaara, Kakashi, and Neji would be mine HA HA HA HA HA. Wait Gaara is mine, 1 down 2 to go.
Gaara: Damn you're scary and perverted writing all these nasty ass stories.
Jessica: But you love me besides you're just JEALOUS that I didn't put you in one. Don't worry you'll get your turn.
Gaara: EEEWW NO I'm being forced into this one-sided obsession.
SAVE ME SAVE ME SHE'S GOING TO RAPE ME
Jessica/Blair: you little bitch you know you love it so just shutup and it'll be good for the both of us
Sasuke: And I thought Shukaku was scary
Naruto: Yeah I hear ya
Neji and Kakashi: HELP US SHE'S GONNA RAPE US NEXT
ON WITH THE STORY
Chapter 1 Mating Season
Naruto looked down at his sleeping lover he was so cute "I love you" he whispered. The heat of the night settled in Konoha. The smell of their recent love making filled the room. He rapped his arms around his waist and drifted into the deepest sleep.
"Naruto"
"What!" Naruto yelled at his who had teacher woken him up from the dream he had just been immersed in and stared up his masked face.
'What do you want Kakashi-sensei"
"I was just checking on you, you were moaning and tossing around". Naruto blushed and tried to get escape from his tangled bed sheets. He knew why Kakashi was there it was "that" time. It was mating season for kyuubi and he was to have a mate or well let's just say he had to or else.
"Anyway get dressed for training"
"Why so you can be late as usual"
Sasuke watched Naruto he wasn't himself today not only was he quiet and out of it he was focused like hell. Not like he cared he reassured himself. After practice Naruto headed home instead whining or picking a fight."Hey Sasuke what's wrong with Naruto" Sakura purred trying to wrap her arms around him. "How the hell am I supposed to know" Sasuke snapped while pushing her away.
Sasuke proceeded to follow Naruto, he wasn't stalking just investigating. After a short distance Naruto turned around a shouted "STOP following me Sasuke-teme"
"What the hell, how the hell did he know he was being followed he could never tell when he following him before, wait doesn't that make me sound like a stalker" "SASUKE" screeched shrill singsong voices in the distance.
"Damn you all bitches damn you to hell" Sasuke yelled as he tried to shake off the fangirls that had been tailing him.
"Why the hell was Sasuke following me" thought Naruto "Kakashi-sensei probably told him to."
" Hey kid" Jiraiya called what's the matter aren't you gonna eat some ramen.
"I'm not hungry"
"Not hungry since when are you not hungry you didn't even calm me erosennin hmm. It must be mating season/.
"Shutup"
"And you can't have the one you want That's a shame I mean the safety of the town depends on this one person rejecting or accepting you and you don't have a clue what to do."
"Leave me alone it's nothing"
"You can't just lock your self away like the last three years this is decision time."
"Just leave me the hell alone" Naruto screamed as he stormed off. "Dammit he was right but what could he do"
Sasuke rested he had finally escaped. Sakura and her minions were getting harder to shake off since the club was 65 of Konoha's female population.
" Hey kid" Jiraiya called what's the matter aren't you gonna eat some ramen.
Sasuke perked up he might be able to gather some information.
"I'm not hungry"
"Not hungry since when are you not hungry you didn't even calm me erosennin hmm. It must be mating season."
"Mating season what the hell were they talking about"
"Shutup"
"And you can't have the one you want That's a shame I mean the safety of the town depends on this one person rejecting or accepting you and you don't have a clue what to do."
"Leave me alone it's nothing"
"You can't just lock your self away like the last three years this is decision time."
"Wait a minute mating season, safety of town, last three times what was the meaning of all this.
"Just leave me the hell alone" Naruto screamed as he stormed off.
He decided to head to Hokage-sama's to get some answers.