Author's note: Hey guys. This is my first fanfic so go easy on me. I made this fan-fiction so I can see if I'm ready to make stories or not. (cant wait to read reviews). Anyways, one-shot comedy.

Dante Hicks and Randal Graves are sitting in the Quick Stop, waiting for customers to come in and order something. Randal has been wondering about something for the past 5 minutes and decides to tell Dante this.

"Hey Dante, You know what I've always wondered?" Randal asks.

Dante raises his head from the counter and tiredly replies "what?"

"Have you ever wondered if our life was like some sort of story or whatever?" Randal asks, "Like what if there was some guy up there writing our every movements and making us say what we are talking about right now?"

Dante then stares at Randal, with a tired expression on his face, "You mean like fan-fiction?" He asks.

"Exactly!" Randal replies with a grin on his face. "If this is fan-fiction, then this is written by some ugly loser with no life or somethin'.

Then, both Dante and Randal's faces suddenly turned blank and wide-eyed as Randal yells in a loud monotone voice,

"I was just kidding about what i said earlier, trollskullkid69 is the best fan-fiction writer to even exist. Do you agree with me, Dante Hicks?"

"Yes, Randal Graves!", Dante says in a loud, monotone voice. "i worship trollskullkid69 every day and i think he's so much a better person than everyone on the face of the Earth." Then, everything turned to normal. Dante and Randal have confused and shocked looks on their faces. The duo then get up and run outside. They then find something that shocks the two of them: Jay and Silent bob making out in front of the store.

"I love you, lunchbox!" Jay yells in a loud, monotone voice. "You are my life partner and I shall now perform unspeakable sex acts that trollskullkid69 will post on rule 34." Jay and Silent Bob walk to the sunset while holding hands. After the two clerks stop puking, Dante then figures everything out.

"Randal, i think we are in a fan fiction!" Dante states with a worried expression on his face.

"Ha! i knew it!" Randal gloats and starts congratulating himself on his prediction.

"You knew we were in a fan-fiction?"

"No, I knew those two were gay!"

A/N: So that's my very first fan-fiction. Like i said, please go easy on me. I hope you enjoyed it and depending on whether or not this story was good, another Clerks fan-fic will be on the way. Thx for reading! :D