DISCLAIMER: I don't own the Mario bros or Nintendo or any of their characters.

(If i did I would be rich, but I'm not.)

Mario Bros/Princesses High School Tale chapter 1: First Day o' school

Mario woke up on a Monday morning. Great, he thought. It was the first day of

high school for him and his twin brother, Luigi. He looked down to the bottom bunk and

saw Luigi still sleep and drooling. The smell of his mother's chocolate chip pancakes in

the kitchen made his stomach growl loudly, and Luigi woke up and hit his head on the

bottom of the top bunk. "Ow! Mario, why does your stomach wake me up then cause me

pain every morning?", Luigi whined. But Mario was already in the dining room, scarfing

down the pancakes. "Hey, leave me some!", Luigi yelled as he ran towards the dining

room. Then he tripped over their pet cat and fell face first into the concrete floor.

"MEOW!" their Cat hissed. "AHHHH!" Luigi's nose smashed against the floor. "I'M

BLEEDING!" Then he started to cry.

Princess Daisy yawned and then realizing what today was, groaned loudly. High

School, the place where girls gossiped all day and boys got wedgies, wet willies, and

their heads stuck in toilets. When she finally got out of bed, she realized that she hadn't

planned on what to wear on her first day! She raced to her neon orange dresser and

looked in carefully. "Ah ha!", she said, finally satisfied. She pulled out her skinny jean

short shorts, which she had cut herself, her dazzling tangerine high tops, and her light

orange tank top with a fire flower on it. She brushed her beautiful and long red-brown

hair and put her red crown on her head. "There! I'm ready to make a great first

impression on the boys! But I am a princess, aren't I? Everyone will be amazed that I

am royalty!", she exclaimed confidently. "Daisy! Breakfast is ready sweetheart!", her

mom called from the Dining room. "Coming mother!", she said in her sweetest voice. As

she was running through the long corridor to the dining room Daisy thought, "Oh crap.

She is not going to approve this outfit."

"Princess, princess, princess, wake up, wake up, WAKE UP! You have many

duties to attend to today, my dear!". Peach slammed her fist on her alarm clock and set

it on snooze. "Man, I hate that." Peach sighed. She got out of bed and walked to her

pink flowery dresser without meaning to. It was what she did every day, so she was

used to it. When she looked in her mirror above her dresser she gasped. "I.. I have bags

under my eyes?", she ran to her bathroom and splashed her delicate face with water

and used her 1-up mushroom face brightener to get rid of her bags. Much better, she

thought with relief. Then she chose a pink bejeweled miniskirt with her matching pink t-

shirt and her short pink heels from her dresser. Then her Hairdresser came in and

asked the Princess, "What hairdo would you like today, your majesty?". "Just a ponytail,"

she said. So the hairdresser went to work combing out every tangle and putting up

every piece of loose, shiny blonde hair into a ponytail. For the final touch, she gingerly

placed Peach's golden crown on her flawless head. She walked down the spiral

staircase to the dining room and took the seat in between her father and her mother.

"How did you sleep dear?" the Queen asked cheerily. "Fine," she lied. Truthfully, she

had really spent most of the night thinking if any boys would like her. Or if she would like

any boys.

HEY PEOPLE! Sorry I had to take this off for a moment because i forgot to put disclaimers on the stories... Don't want them to take off my stories,

right? :) Any way, you can send me suggestions if you have any, and I don't mind if you send me your opinion on something and you ask me to change it

in my future chapters!