I don't own Batman TAS characters.
The Sewer King sat in darkness before he heard footsteps near his throne. His eyes widened at the sight of the intruder. Scowling, he focused on tight clothes with the perfect body. He began to blink the minute he saw her beautiful face. His shoulders slumped while he drooled. After snapping out of it, the Sewer King scowled at the trespasser. ''No trespassers allowed!''
The intruder smiled. ''No canon characters allowed.''
''Who are you?''
''I'm a slutty Mary Sue author. I hate canon.''
The Sewer King rolled his eyes. ''I know you hate canon!'' He stood and scowled another time. ''You shouldn't be here. You're giving me cancer.'' He winced as his stomach ached.
''I'll make every canon character sick. Starting with you.''
The Sewer King scowled again before he collapsed on one side of his body. ''Why do you hate canon?''
''You canon characters are boring and stupid.''
The Sewer King struggled to smile. ''You're barely literate.'' He cried out after his entire body ached. ''Canon characters acting in character piss you off. How sad.'' He continued to wince after the intruder departed. The Sewer King refused to imagine others suffering. The intruder ruining other lives of canon characters.
THE END