The Office had been quiet lately. No one wanted to talk to each other. Elliot's temper was out of hand and he was snapping at everyone from stress due to his recent separation from Kathy. Olivia was just as stubborn and snapped back at him for every little thing she could. Elliot pissed her off big time. He would regret leaving her out of the loop.
Fin never really liked Elliot, they were currently on last name terms.
Lastly, poor John. He usually had a happy optimistic attitude but everyone's moods were bringing him down. He'd crack a joke and; Elliot would glare, Fin would rub his temples, and Olivia, bless her heart, would give him a small smile and shake her head telling him this was not the right time. She always had a soft spot for him.
Cragen walked into the squad room quietly, "It's past noon, isn't it?"
"Yes, it is." Munch confirmed.
"I thought Olivia was going to demonstrate that new Chinese defense hold thing she learned from the seminar." Cragen stated.
Olivia looked up from her computer screen, "No one seemed to be interested."
"Well you're not doing anything useful up here, so go change and get down to the mats in the gym." Cragen commanded.
The small group grumbled as they got up and made their way to the locker room.
When Fin, John, and Elliot walked out into the gym, Olivia was already there beating up a blue punching bag in the corner, trying to warm up her stiff muscles.
Her dress pants, blouse, and work shoes had been replaced with shorts, sneakers, and a white muscle shirt. She walked over to the mat and stood in the center smirking. This was her revenge. "Elliot wanna help me?"He rolled his eyes and stood next to her on the mat.
"Okay, now… attack me."
"No."
"Come on Elliot, harass me." she whispered in his ear before biting it, trying to piss him off. "Harass me Elliot."
He swallowed hard his eyes wide, and fists clenched from her closed proximity and nibbling game, "Im not going to hit you.""Then this will be fun for me, not so much you." She said kicking him between the legs and kneeing him in the stomach.
She smiled happily, but frowned when he didn't attempt to attack her back, even after that. Quickly she brought her foot up in a side kick aimed right for the left side of his face. She was surprised when his hand flew up catching her ankle and stopping her assault in mid-air.
He pulled her leg knocking her off her feet. She steadied herself on the floor and kicked the back of his knees pulling him down with her.
She launched herself at hi and they rolled across the mat kicking and scratching at each other. They were breathing heavily when Elliot flipped Olivia onto her back, straddling her and pinning her hands above her head.
"That's not good, Olivia likes being on top according to Casey." Fin whispered.
Olivia's chest felt like it was going to burst especially when Elliot leaned down, biting her ear back and whispering, "I win.""That was the horniest I have ever seen either of them together." Munch commented.
"Yeah." Fin agreed, both cheery after seeing Olivia and Elliot deck it out.
Olivia wiggled under Elliot trying to free herself, he just laughed at her.
Cragen walked downstairs." I have good news! We are going to a unit bonding trip and by we I mean you four! Im going fishing. And before you ask; John, you are not sick. Fin; you do have to go, and Elliot, take care of everyone."
"What about Olivia" Munch exclaimed mad she didn't get special orders.
"Yeah! And where are we going?" Fin added backing up his partner.
"Hiking trip at Bear Mountain." Cragen smiled, "And Olivia, I don't have to worry about unless Trevor goes as well."
"I've never been camping before." Olivia said changing the subject.
Elliot wouldn't let it go. "You're dating Langdon."
Olivia took a deep breath and stomped out of the room calling, "Thanks Don."
Benson residence-m 5 A.M.
Olivia awoke to her apartment door being knocked on furiously.
She grabbed her gun and flung the door open shoving the barrel into her guests windpipe, and shoving him up against the far wall.
She looked at Elliot who stood there staring wide-eyed at her, "What do you want?""Fin and Munch are downstairs." Elliot said softly, "Please put your gun down.""It's five in the morning." She pointed out dropping her gun arm to her side.
"We've been trying to call you, we're ready to leave for the trip." Elliot said calming down.
"I turned my phone off."
"Why? Preoccupied with a certain lawyer? Didn't want to be interrupted?"
Olivia gave a fake laugh then jammed her gun into his boys.
He let out a sharp intake of breath and bent over holding himself.
Olivia walked back inside having Elliot follow her painfully.
"Not nice, Olivia."
"You're a bastard." she grabbed a bag of frozen peas and tossed it to him.
He turned and she heard him unzip his pants, stuff the peas in his boxers and rezip.
"Ewww!" Olivia exclaimed.
"What? You pistol whipped my boys!" he retorted turning back towards her, his pants bulging from the bag of peas.
"You look like you overdosed on Viagra!" Olivia laughed, then walked into her room grabbing her bag and returning still giggling.
Elliot followed her to the front door, "Are you really seeing Langdon?"
"Yes but why do you care? Are you jealous?" she teased getting right in his face.
"No, cause im seeing someone too." he retorted putting on a straight face.
"Really?" Olivia asked, "Do I know her?""I don't think so."
Olivia smiled and leaned up putting her lips over his. Elliot placed his hands on her hips. She wrapped one arm around his neck and the other hand on his cheek gently sucking at his bottom lip. She parted their lips, gave him one final peck and bent down grabbing her duffle and opening the door. Elliot followed flabbergasted.
When she stepped outside she turned to him and reached down his pants grabbing the peas while her pinky just slightly rubbed along his manhood. She placed the peas in his hands, and kissed the side of his mouth. "You cant bring them with you." She called as she hit the elevator button and got in riding downstairs.
Five minutes later Elliot climbed into the back of the SUV beside Olivia.
She smirked at him then leaned back putting her arms above her head and her feet on the passengers seat diagonal from her so they were hovering over Elliot's knees.
"So, Lets get this show on the road!" Olivia smiled.
Fin laughed and shifted the car into gear.
a/n: okay, so i know i kinda rushed the E/O ness but its gonna be a E/O story. cute and fluffy most of the time! my other story in progress, Consequences im stuck on. if you have any suggestions please let my know! read my other stories! please review!! it make me happy and make me update faster!!! *wink wink*
