'...' This means they're thinking or a flashback or dreaming

"..." and speaking.

And most of the expressions and face planting should be anime-style!

Just in case you didn't know.

Chapter 1

Start: Unlocked Memory and Unlucky Number 7?

Blood splattered the walls and weapons were scattered everywhere. Bodies were splayed on the floor in heaps and there were puddles of blood. I looked up at a blood-red moon.

'What the hell is going on?' I wondered. I ran down the streets of the village, taking any life that I sensed or could see.

'What the hell am I doing?' I screamed in my mind. I was in a haze. I didn't know what I was doing. I just kept killing and killing people everywhere I went.

'NO!' I thought to myself as I tried to stop my movements but I was still taking people's lives. I killed families, even their kids, their babies. All in a single slash of a kunai.

I looked down at my hands, covered in blood. They shook as I stared at them, horrified at what I had done.

'What have I done?' I questioned myself. 'Why would I of all people kill so many innocent villagers?' Then I sensed two other life forces up ahead. My body automatically moved forward as I tried to resist. I couldn't kill more innocent people. I just couldn't.

I reluctantly dashed down the street, towards the sources of life, holding a sword at the ready. Why couldn't I just stop?

I silently entered the large old-fashioned house. The lights were off and the only light was the red moonlight streaming through the windows and paper doors. Following the life source, I walked into an empty room. The old-fashioned sliding doors were wide open and the red moon's light shone down on a husband and wife.

Stealthily and silently, I walked around them in the shadows, tightly holding the sword in my small hands. I tried my best to stop and scream at them to run, but instead of a warning, a psychotic laugh came out of my mouth.

The husband and wife looked in my direction, the husband's face hard while the wife's was scared. The husband narrowed his eyes at me although I was concealed in the shadows.

"Who are you? Did you kill everyone?" He said it like he either couldn't believe that I killed everyone or that they were all dead.

I tried to tell him that I didn't mean to but instead came a maniacal chuckle. And it came from me.

At an unbelieveable speed, I was behind them, sword raised to slice their heads off. The wife was silently crying and the husband's face stayed impassive, but neither of them made a move.

"I guess this is the end, right?" The wife asked the husband. He closed his eyes and nodded once.

"I guess it is." I brought down the sword and-

Sakura's POV.

I gasped and sat upright in bed. I woke to the sound of my mom yelling from down stairs.

"SAKURA! WAKE UP! IT'S YOUR GRADUATION DAY! YOUR GOING TO BE LATE!" I blinked and looked at my dresser. There sat my gennin forehead protector.

Holy shit, I'm gennin now. I quickly got up and dressed into my clothes and put my head protector over my head. I looked at the mirror, and tried to smile but I couldn't. I just kept thinking about that awful dream.

'What was that, anyway?' I thought.

'Like hell, I'd know.' Inner me said.

'What a terrible dream.' I thought.

'More like a nightmare...' Inner snorted.

I jumped when my mom burst into my room yelling."SAKURA, WAKE UP! IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOl-Oh! You're awake." I just looked at her with an exasperated look and sweat dropped.

She rubbed the back of her head nervously. "Well...hurry up. You don't want to be late for your first day as gennin." She walked out of my room awkwardly and closed the door.

I sighed. 'I'll just think about this on the way.'

'You go do that.' Inner nodded.'I'll think about this for you. I'm curious about that dream too.'

I nodded and ran down stairs and waved bye to my mom."Later Mom! I'm going now!" I yelled before I ran out of the apartment.

I started walking and got lost in thought. I kept thinking about that dream I had.'Why would I dream about killing people?'

I was so deep into thought that I didn't notice Ino walking beside me, who was trying to get my attention. I looked up at her in surprise. 'Where did she come from?'

"Oh hey Ino-pig. I didn't notice you were there." I said. Suddenly, her mouth dropped and her eyes were wide open in anger. She started yelling at me.

"WHAT? WHY YOU-" She was interrupted when she walked right into a pole. It was silent for a moment. My eyes widened in surprise and Ino just stood there, pole still in her face. My eye twitched. One. Two. Three. I burst out laughing.

"HAHAHA! OH MY-HAHAHA! Ino-pig! HA! Y-YOU! HAHAHA!" I gripped my stomach in laughter. She fell to the floor, her face frozen in mid-rage. She got up quickly and blushed profusely.

"W-what are you l-laughing at?" She asked me.

"At you of course!" I chuckled, wiping the tears that had built up at the corners of my eyes.

Her face turned red from anger and she stalked off towards the academy. I followed her but she was to busy seething quietly to notice.

'HA! TAKE THAT INO-PIG! CHA!' Inner celebrated happily.'HAHAHA! Shows her! DID YOU SEE HER FACE! HAHAHAHA!'

'I know right! Ha! That was a nice distraction to keep my mind off things. But I still don't know what to do about that dream.' I said to Inner, my face turning worried.

'You mean nightmare.' She corrected.

'Whatever! What do I do? Should I be concerned? What if it's really important-' My thoughts to Inner were interrupted by a loud voice.

"HEY SAKURA-CHAN!" I realized I had walked into the class and I was standing at the door. I looked up to find Naruto waving his hand back and forth. He was sitting a seat away next to Sasuke. My day brightened a little as I saw his handsome face. I was talking about Sasuke by the way. I put on a small smile.

"What is it, Naruto?" 'You graduated?' Was what I really wanted to ask him but I silenced that thought as he ran down the steps to me.

"Want to sit next to me?" He asked. I looked down at him 'cause, well, he's shorter than me. Suddenly, an image flashed through my mind and I saw a little boy being shunned and separated from the other kids. My eyes widened as I realized the boy was Naruto and the other kids were our classmates when we were younger.

"Sakura-chan? You ok? Sakura-chan? SA-KU-RA-CHAAN!" I was snapped out of my thoughts by Naruto yelling at me. My eyes softened at him and I noticed that everyone in the classroom was staring at me and Naruto.

I blinked."Huh? Sorry, you said something?"

Naruto looked at me with a curious expression."I asked you if you want to sit next to me? But then you spaced out for a bit. You don't seem like yourself today. Are you ok?"

I blinked twice. My face was impassive for a second and I remembered seeing the pools of blood.

"I'm fine." I smiled at Naruto. Kinda messed up saying that after you've dreamt about a massacre. Luckily, it was enough to get Naruto off the topic. Naruto just narrowed his eyes at me then grinned like he hadn't heard a thing.

Then I remembered what he had asked me."And to answer your first question, sure. I'll sit next to you." I gave a small smile and Naruto's grin widened to the point his eyes closed. I looked up to see everyone in the class had shocked expressions on their faces.

He lead me to his seat and I sat in the empty seat next to him. I closed my eyes and tried to relax but then I felt a murderous aura emitting right in front of me. I opened my eyes and they met light blue ones. Ino was right in front of me, glaring. I could see a crowd of girls gathering in front of my seat. I blinked in surprise and raised an eyebrow.

"Um...what are you doing?" I asked Ino. She only moved her face closer to mine and I moved my head back.

"No. The question is, what are you doing?" She pointed at me. All of the girls that had gathered in front of me had menacing looks in their eyes and I sweat dropped.

"I'm sitting next to Naruto. Why?" I nervously smiled. I glanced at Naruto, who sat on my right and he was having an argument with Shikamaru, Kiba, and Choji.

"Arf!" Oh. And Akamaru. They were arguing about how Naruto graduated, but I could tell Shikamaru was teasing him.

I looked back at Ino. She was grinding her teeth together and she looked pretty pissed.

"WHY? IT'S BECAUSE YOUR SITTING NEXT TO MY SASUKE-KUN!" She screeched. I sweat dropped again and glanced at Naruto again. Now he was hiding behind his seat. I looked to my left and saw Sasuke, his eyes closed and hands folded like he was thinking. I blinked in surprise.

'I didn't notice him there.' I thought. I looked back at Ino again, this time a surprised expression on my face.

"I guess I am. I didn't notice him there." I said nonchalantly. All of the girls in front of me froze in shock and face planted the floor. Even Sasuke turned to look at me, but quickly went back to his thinking pose. They quickly got up and this time their eyes bulged out and their eyebrows were furrowed in rage. They all got up in my face and started yelling at me.

"NANIIII!?"

"HOW COULD NOT NOTICE MY DEAR SASUKE-KUN!?"

"HE'S NOT YOURS!"

"YEAH! HE'S MINE!"

"NO, HE'S MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!" All the girls who had gathered in front of me turned on each other and glared."GRRRR..."

I sweat dropped again and anime-style blue lines formed under my left eye while I smiled nervously. I turned to look at Naruto but he wasn't hiding anymore. I turned to Sasuke and there was Naruto, having a glaring contest with him. You could practically see the lightning that sparked between the two. They glared closer and closer and closer until I noticed that they were close enough to kiss. 'Wait, what?'

"Hey, Naruto, be careful. You might-" Everything went like it was in slow motion. I reached out to Naruto just as the kid behind him elbowed him by accident. Trying to regain his balance, he grabbed my outstretched hand and pulled me towards him. I fell onto something and landed on the floor and-

My eyes went wide as I fell on top of Sasuke and-

SMACK!

Our lips met. Our eyes were both wide in surprise.

"KYYYYAAAAAAAAA!" All the girls (except Hinata! Such a nice girl...) screamed in surprise or anger. Or maybe both.

Naruto got up and looked down at us.

"Heh heh. Sorry about that Sakura-chan...NANIII!?" He yelled. His eyes were big as saucers as he saw us kissing.

The second I broke us apart, Naruto fainted on top of me and my lips crashed into Sasuke's. I shut my eyes and grunted, trying to get off of Sasuke.

Sasuke's POV. on their KISS! EEEEEEEEK! Let's see what he thinks!

My eyes widened in surprise as I fell off my chair and something soft touched my lips. I blinked and my eyes met jade. I realized I was kissing someone. My eyes didn't leave the green ones but in my peripheral vision, I could see pink.

"KYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA!" All of my fangirls screamed.

"Heh heh. Sorry about that Sakura-chan...NANIIII!?" Naruto screamed after he saw us kissing.

'Wait...pink? Where have I seen that before?' The kiss lasted less than 3 seconds before she pulled away from me, but it was more than enough for me to see her face. It was one of my fangirls, Sakura Haruno.

'Oh great. Now she's going-' My thoughts were interrupted when her lips crashed into mine again. The Dobe had fainted on top of her.

"Ugh..." She grunted, trying to get off me.

"KYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!" The fangirls screamed again.

I tried pushing them off me but the Dobe was too heavy. I tried again and I touched something round and soft.

Sakura suddenly gasped and got up, causing Naruto to hit the floor. She was blushing. Hard. I propped myself up on my elbows.

"S-sorry, Sasuke!" Sakura apologized. 'Wait...what did she just say?'

She grabbed Naruto by the collar and started slapping him."NARUTO, YOU BAKA! WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!"

I looked at my hand that touched to soft round thing and raised an eyebrow.'What the hell was that?'

Shrugging that off, I got up and sat back down. But for some reason, I had an unfamiliar warm feeling in my chest when she kissed me and a strange tightening in my chest when she stopped. I'm probably getting sick.

ME BUTTING IN: SASUKE, YOU IDIOTIC BASTARD! You're so stupid!

Sasuke: NO I'M NOT!

ME: Yeah you are.

Sasuke: No I'm not.

ME: Yeah you are. Itachi-kun is so much more smarter and hotter!

Itachi: Someone was talking about me?

ME: ITACHI-KUN!(jumps on top of him from behind and hugs his neck) Sasuke doen't know what girls boobs are!

Itachi(looks at Sasuke): You are stupid.

Sasuke: SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO BACK TO THE STORY!

Sakura's POV.

I grabbed Naruto and started slapping him."NARUTO, YOU BAKA! WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!" Because of him, I accidently kissed Sasuke. Not only that, he...he...he touched somewhere he shouldn't have. Yeah, we'll leave it at that.

Sasuke just propped himself up on his elbows and sat there for a moment, staring the hand that touched me. GAAAHH! WHY IS KAMI-SAMA SO CRUEL!?

I was blushing hard until I froze, still holding an unconscious Naruto by the collar. That idiot.

I felt another murderous aura and glanced behind me. I sweat dropped and anime-style blue lines formed under my eyes.

All the Sasuke fan girls had evil glints in their eyes. Their eyes were hooded and they all had a scowl.

"FOREHEAD!" Some of them cracked their knuckles. I gulped, although I wasn't really intimidated. I still sweat dropped and looked away, avoiding looking at them.

"I don't see why you're so angry. It's not like I enjoyed it." I muttered under my breath."Honestly, it wasn't nice either." I glanced back at the fangirls, to see the whole class had either a dumbstruck expression, went deadpanned, or had face planted the floor. Even Sasuke looked at me like I was crazy. Or more like I grew a tail.

That did it. The Sasuke fangirls went crazy.

"NANIII!?"

"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?"

"FOREHEAD, YOUR ACTING WEIRD TODAY!" Ino had said. I ignored the other loud comments.

'Am I really acting so different today? This is strange. This isn't like me at all. Normally I would be swooning over Sasuke and...woah. I act so obnoxious. Hm...I better change that.'

"ALRIGHT CLASS! SIT DOWN!" Iruka-sensei said loudly. Wow...You miss a lot when you're gone.

I sighed and sat back down between Sasuke and Naruto, who had finally woken up with a bruised face. Shows him.

"TIME TO PUT YOU IN THREE MAN SQUADS!"

"Team 7: Sakura Haruno...Naruto Uzumaki..." Naruto cheered.

"...and Sasuke Uchiha." Naruto had his head buried in his arms. I didn't even cheer. I just sat quietly, thinking about...well changing my obnoxious personality...and what I will have for lunch. 'Rice balls? Maybe I should just go for ramen. I'll definitely have tea. Hmmm...'

"Hm. They'll just slow me down." Sasuke said, not really to anyone in particular. He talks to himself...heh heh. But then I had fully processed what he had said. I tuned out the outside world.

'Slow you down!? Who does he think he is!? That hot f-ing bastard! Grrr...I'll show you!'

'CHA! THAT HOT BASTARD! NOW I'M ANGRY! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!' Inner raged.

'Oh woah...now I'm starting to get angry at Sasuke. First, not fan-girling him, now getting angry at him. This is weird...I think I'll get dango for lunch. Yeah, that sounds good. Yum...dango.'

"OK! THAT'S IT! IT'S BREAK! You'll meet your squad leaders after lunch."

Anyway...Iruka-sensei had said it was lunch break so...I'm out. 'Dango,dango,dango,dango...'

I walked out of the the academy and was about to head off to a dango shop when I heard a familiar loud voice call out my name.

"HEY, SAKURA-CHAN!" I turned around to see Naruto running towards me. I stopped and waited for him to catch up.

"Sa*pant*Saku*pant*Sakura, since we're a team, you want to get ramen with me?" He asked between pants. I thought about it for a moment.

'Hm. I was thinking about having ramen for lunch.' I thought, looking down at the floor.'But I have my heart set on dango.' I reasoned.

I looked back at Naruto, who was waiting patiently for my answer."No, thanks Naruto. I was going to get some dango. Maybe next time."

His hopeful expression faltered for a second but brightened again hearing about another chance. He nodded enthusiastically.

"Ok, Sakura-chan! Later!" He said, running off. I shrugged and started walking to the dango shop again.'I better pick up some green tea on the way...'

Minutes later at the park bench(the same place where she ate in episode 3)...

Sakura's POV.

I closed my eyes as I took a sip of my tea."Ahhh...Its sooo peaceful. I wish it could be like this all..." I trailed off when I felt someone's chakra signature in front of me.

'So much for being alone...' I looked up and saw Sasuke leaning against a tree, smirking. OK...Stalker much.

I blinked at him and cocked my head to the side, raising eyebrow. I started to blush a little as he walked over to me, still smirking. "Sakura, your forehead is so wide and shiny it makes me feel like kissing it."

I swear I heard smooth jazz playing in the background. Then it froze and an irritation mark popped on my "wide" forehead. Reality hit me like a brick. Not that I've been hit...with a brick at least.

I knew, judging by the way "Sasuke" acted, it was definitely not him. This wasn't even Sasuke's chakra signature at all!

That. And the fact he would never say anything like that. That's just plain wrong! But I decided to play along. First, find out who the hell this is.

I put on a surprised expression my face and froze. I was still blushing slightly because well...it's a Sasuke clone. I'm still angry at him for being such an idiotic emo bastard, but he's still hot!

"Just kidding." He mused. Yep. Definitely not Sasuke."That's the type of dumb thing Naruto would say."

I tried to look crest fallen, which I totally pulled off, and looked down in (mock) disappointment.

"Oh..."

But in the inside, Inner was laughing evilly.'HAHAHA! Who is this guy? He's hilarious!'

Then I realized what he said.'Hold the dango! He just mentioned Naruto! This must be Naruto! His chakra signature is exactly the same as his! What the hell does he want?'

"I wanna ask you something." He said, sitting on the bench and keeping his distance.

I looked at him in curiosity."Hm?"

"Naruto, what do you think of him?" He asked looking straight ahead, his face turning serious. I faced forward like him but I glanced away and sweat dropped.

'That's it? What is up with this guy?' I thought.

'I don't know but you better answer him quick because now he's looking at you.' Inner crossed her arms over her chest and pointed toward the Sasuke-transformed Naruto. I tried my best to look serious. Man, I am a great actress!

I turned to look at him in the eyes."What I think of him?" I began, clasping my hands together dreamily and my eyes started sparkling like stars ."Naruto's so cute and nice!"

He had a surprised face with a visible blush.

"I love him!" I gushed and side glanced at him. He was blushing and grinning like a fool. He looked pretty smug.

'Ha! He's so stupid! But that's Naruto. Naruto Idiot Uzumaki.' I thought but kept my fangirl face. Then my eyes stopped sparkling and I smiled playfully.

"Just kidding! That's the kind of thing Naruto would have wished for." He froze and bent over with a defeated look on his face, a depressing aura hovering around him.

"But, I'll admit." I said. The dressing aura around him disappeared before he looked up at me expectantly. I gazed upward and thought back about how Naruto was so funny, idiotic, and determined.

I continued,"I'll admit that even though he can be a total idiot sometimes, or all the time," I sighed and smiled at him."he can be a really respectful and honorable guy, even though he has a lot to learn." I was still smiling at him.

What I said was genuine, but I noticed that Naruto wasn't listening. He was clutching his stomach and he was making a sick face. I sweat dropped.

'So much for complementing him.' I thought to myself. I hadn't noticed that he had ran off while I was thinking.

"Hey, Naruto! What's the matter?" I yelled to him. He was running down the pathway, still holding his stomach. He waved back at me without turning around.

"I'll be right back!" He yelled as he ran off. He didn't even notice that I knew he was actually Naruto.

I sighed and took another stick of dango. I was about to take a bite when the real Sasuke walked down the stone pathway, looking as cold as ever. He leaned back and had his hands in his pockets.

I looked up from my dango at him. I frowned.'Jeez. What an ice cube.'

Inner had her hands on her hips and an irritation mark on her forehead.'I know right? Now I'm questioning our taste in guys and our will power. What did we see in him?' She questioned, raising an eyebrow.

'...'

'...'

'His looks.' We thought at the same time.

"Hey, have you seen Naruto?" He asked, interrupting my train of thought. I looked up at him again, raising an eyebrow. He stood a few feet away from me.

"Naruto? He ran off somewhere. Where? I do not know." I shook my head at him, bored. He started walking down the path. Then I thought of how unSasuke-like Naruto acted. I chuckled. He looked back to glare at me from ahead of the path.

"What?"

I started laughing lightly."I-it's nothing." I turned away from him so he wouldn't see the grin on my face.

Sasuke frowned."What happened?"

I took a bite of my dango."It was nothing. Really." I tried hiding my smile. Key word: tried.

He walked over to me and did his famous Uchiha glare."What. Did. He. Do." He paused per every word for emphasis.

I put down my stick of dango back in the box and smirked at him in amusement."Let's just say that he doesn't make a convincing Sasuke."

He narrowed his eyes at me but walked away. I turned my attention from him and back to my dango box. My eyes widened. It was empty. I looked back to where Sasuke was walking down the path. He had already disappeared but I saw the dango-less skewer on the ground.

"SASUKE! YOU DANGO-STEALING THIEF! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"

In the classroom, waiting for their sensei...

Sakura's POV.

I was patiently leaning over the desk as we waited for our sensei to arrive. Naruto complained impatiently while stupid Sasu-gay was back to his dumb thinking pose. I was glaring at him from across the desk.

'Stupid Sasu-gay! How dare he take my dango!' I thought, glaring even harder at him. He looked up and met my glare with his own. Lightning started to flash between us.

"UGH! When's our sensei going to get here? Everyone else is gone!" Naruto gestured to the rest of the classroom. No one was here except us. I broke my glare away from Sasuke and looked at Naruto.

I sighed."He's three ours late." I looked up at the clock. My eyebrow twitched in annoyance.'I could have got more dango!'

I turned back to Naruto, who was standing on a chair and fitting an eraser between to door. I cocked my head to the side and raised an eyebrow.

"Naruto? What are you doing?"

He turned back to look at me."This'll show to not be late!"

I sighed in annoyance."Naruto, that's not going to work. This is a jounin as a our sensei. He won't fall for such a..." Naruto hung his head low."LOW-LEVEL PRANK!"

Naruto looked up at me in surprise and Sasuke looked at me, confused.

I pointed a finger at Naruto."If this is a jounin, we need to kick it up a notch!" I raised my hand and balled it into a fist. My eyes had a fire in them."Double-NO-TRIPLE THAT FOR BEING THREE HOURS LATE!"

Naruto clenched his fists to his chest and looked at me with stars in his eyes, while Sasuke sweat dropped.

Me and Naruto startled our evil laugh."Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha-*cough**cough*-I need some tea."

A while later, after planning and setting things up...

Sakura and Naruto chuckled evilly while Sasuke stayed in his thinking pose. He looked at them.

"You guys are idiots. He's not going to-" He was interrupted when the door slid open to reveal a man with spiky white hair, a mask covering his mouth, and his headband covering his left eye. The eraser hit the top of the jounin's head. He narrowed his eyes lazily at the trio.A moment passed before he spoke.

"My first impression of this group: You're a bunch of idiots." He was about to walk in when Sakura raised a hand to stop him.

"Hold on." She said, trying to look serious. Again, key word: trying. Naruto was trying to hide his laughter.

Then, out of no where, a giant pile of snow fell on top of him. Sakura and Naruto started laughing, grabbing their stomach. Tears of laughter started to build up at the corners of their eyes. Sasuke just stared at the man and sweat dropped.

'Those are my teammates...'

'Yeah but you like the pink one.'

'NO I DON'T AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? TRYING TO VIOLATE MY MIND?' Sasuke thought.

'LIKE HELL I AM! I'M YOUR INNER, YOU IMBECILE! AND YOU SO LIKE SAKURA!' Inner Sasuke teased Outer Sasuke.

'NO I DON'T! NOW CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE!'

Inner Sasuke just flicked him off.'Fine, be that way.' He disappeared somewhere in his mind.

Sasuke was so deep in thought with his Inner that he didn't notice the events that happened. He looked back at the commotion to see the jounin burned and flattened down on the floor near a broken wall, a Naruto grinning holding a giant punching thing, and a Sakura laughing like crazy.

While Sasuke was having a conversation with himself...

Sakura and Naruto laughed when the pile of snow fell on the white haired jounin as he looked up.

"HAHAHA! That's not all!" Naruto pointed at the jounin.

The snow covered jounin looked at them and tried to wipe off some snow when the second he touched the snow-

BOOM!

The snow blew up.

In. His. Face.

This is definitely the start of a new friendship.

The blackened jounin was going to turn back to laughing genins but they beat him to it.

BOOM! CRASH! BANG!

The jounin was smashed between the wall of the hallway outside the class and a giant fist.

Oh yeah. Definitely the start of a new friendship.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sakura and Naruto LOL-ed, Naruto retracting the giant punching thing.

Now after Sasuke had his conversation with himself...

Sasuke sweat dropped at the scene in front of him.

The jounin quickly got up and composed himself before speaking."...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?"

Naruto through the punching thing away and pointed at the jounin with a smug face."SHOWS YOU FOR BEING THREE OURS LATE!"

The jounin glanced side ways and rubbed the back of his head and said nonchalantly,"Yeah, well you see I saw this black cat and-"

"LIAR!" Sakura and Naruto yelled at the jounin.

"Heh heh...yeah meet me at the roof." He made a hand sign and he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I'LL BEAT YA TO THE ROOF, SASUKE-TEME!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke before running up a flight of stairs.

"LIKE HELL AM I GONNA TO LET YOU WIN!" He yelled back before taking off, leaving Sakura in the dust. Literally.

"*Cough**Cough* You idiots! Ugh! Am I the only sensible one in this group! Oh hey! Look!"

At the roof(same place they met in episode 4 and same seating arrangement)...

"HA HA! I BEAT YOU TO THE ROOF, SASUKE-TEME!"

"NO, I WON!"

"NO, I WON!"

"NO, I WON!"

"NO, I WON!"

"NO, I WON!"

"Actually, I was first."

They looked over to the source of the voice to find Sakura already sitting down on some steps. Sasuke and Naruto face planted the floor. Naruto was the first to get up.

"How'd you get here so fast?"

Sakura just smiled and pointed to something behind them."Elevator."

Flashback to a few minutes ago...

"Oh, hey! Look!" Sakura ran up to a pair of metal doors."An elevator!"

End of flashback...

The boys face planted the floor again.

The jounin sighed as he leaned on the railing bordering the roof and held an orange pocket book out. He didn't look up from his book as he spoke.

"Ok, so introduce yourselves one at a time."

"What are we suppose to say?" Sakura cocked her head to the side at the jounin. The academy graduates took a seat next to her on the steps. The jounin sighed and put his book away and looked at them cooly.

"Things you like, things you hate, dreams for the future, hobbies. Things like that." He crossed his arms over his chest.

"You should go first," Naruto pointed at him. "We don't even know your name."

"Me?" He pointed to himself."My name is Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate...yeah, I don't feel like telling you that."

"Huh?" Sakura and Naruto said in unison. Sasuke was back to his thinking pose.

"My dreams for the future...I never really thought about it. As for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies."

Sakura and Naruto looked at eachother. They were thinking the same thing.

"...ALL WE GET IS YOUR NAME!?" Naruto raged and raised his fist in frustration. Sakura sweat dropped at the jounin.

'That was totally pointless. All we know is his name.'

'CHA! I'LL MAKE HIM SPIT OUT HIS INFORMATION! EVEN IF I HAVE TO CRUSH HIM INTO NINJA SHIT!'

'Maybe that's taking it a little to far.'

'...I'LL CRUSH HIM EITHER WAY!'

Sakura mentally sweat dropped at that.

"...Hey Sakura. Sakura. SA-KU-RA! SAKURA!"

She was snapped out of her thoughts and looked up. Naruto and Kakashi were looking at her.

"Hm? What?"

"It's your turn to introduce yourself."

"HUH!? OH! Uh...Sasuke, you should go first!" She said nervously as she turned to look at Sasuke.

Kakashi sighed and turned to Sasuke."You with the emo aura. Go."

Sasuke glared at the jounin before he said."My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things and I don't particularly like anything."

That made Sakura and Naruto sweat drop nervously.

'That was expected of him. Of course the emo bastard doesn't like anything.' She thought.

His expression suddenly turned dark and serious before he continued."What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone."

Sakura sweat dropped again.'Why does it seem like he's being a little...overdramatic.'

Kakashi just looked at him, bored.'This guy...just as I thought.'

Naruto was scooting away from Sasuke, inch by inch.'I hope he doesn't mean me! I don't want to die! I'm too young to die!'

Kakashi looked at Sakura."Ok, now it's your turn, Pinky."

A vein popped on her head and her expression darkened. She narrowed her eyes at the jounin."Who the hell are are you callin' Pinky?" She snarled at him.

His eyes widened in surprise. He was taken aback by how intimidating she was being. Clearly, you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. He swore he saw a flash of red cross her bright green eyes, but it was gone as quick as it had appeared.

Even Naruto and Sasuke looked at her, Naruto looking a little scared and Sasuke raising an eyebrow before closing his eyes again.

"No one." He said, without sounding nervous, even though he was."It's your turn to introduce yourself."

Her dark expression was replaced with a bright smile as if it wasn't it wasn't even there.

"Oh! Ok. I'm Sakura Haruno. I like sweets, dango and...the color red. I hate sour things...people who take my dango without asking for permission,"She glared at Sasuke. "A certain overdramatic emo bastard with duck-ass hair," She glared even harder at him."And..." She smirked evilly at him.

"...Tomatoes."

And that's all it took to break him.

In a flash of blue, he stood over her, glaring daggers.

"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!? TOMATOES ARE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD!"

In a flash of pink and red, she stood in front of him, glaring daggers back up at him."LIKE HELL THEY ARE! DANGO IS ALWAYS BEST! TOMATOES ARE SOUR!"

He clenched his teeth at her. She was never like this. At least not to him."TOMATOES ARE THE BEST AND THEY'RE NOT SOUR! DANGO IS TOO SWEET!"

"FUCK YOUR KNOWLEDGE! DANGO IS THE BEST! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT! Oh wait. You can't cuz you're not straight, are you?" She sneered.

"I AM NOT GAY!"

"ARE TOO!"

"ARE NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

Naruto and Kakashi just stared at them. Kakashi sweat dropped.'What the hell is this?'

'HA! GO SAKURA-CHAN! SHOWS YOU, TEME! ONE OF YOUR FANGIRLS TURNED ON YOU!'

They went on arguing until Kakashi finally lost his patience.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!?" He yelled. They looked at him and stopped talking before they took their seats again.

He sighed."Now since that's over, meet me in the training grounds 4:00 am tomorrow for your final test. And don't eat breakfast if you don't want to vomit."

THIS IS NOT OVER! I REPEAT! NOT OVER! I'll update as soon as I can. READ AND REVIEW!