Author note: Warning there are spoilers from the movie featured here and yes I do hate the directors especially Rich Moore (who lied about putting Mario in the movie) and I hate several things they did for this movie so I decided to create this fanfic to share my frustration and gripes with this movie. If you like the movie I respect your opinion I personally didn't like it that much despite having some moments that made me laugh so no hard feelings if you enjoyed the film.

Part 1

In which Bowser watches the movie Ralph Breaks The Internet, is appalled by it and decides to get revenge on the directors and everyone who worked on the movie starting with Rich Moore.

"What. the. hell. was. that?" Bowser said after the movie ended while walking out of his private theater (located in his castle) with his son and minions shocked by how hypocritical it was, the fact there were no appearances of him and his arch nemesis, the shameless self promotion of the Oh My Disney website and the terrible ending even though it was supposed to be bittersweet.

"To be fair Lord Bowser, I warned you." said Kamek meekly who had used his crystal ball many months before the film released to watch the film, needless to say Kamek was somewhat traumatized after seeing it traumatized enough in fact that he only could say "What ever you do, do not watch this film you'll at least partially regret it" Bowser being stubborn of course did not listen and on the day of it's release stole the film reel from one of the Mushroom Kingdom's movie theaters for his own theater, while some of his minions enjoyed the movie like Lemmy and King Boo others did not like Roy and Petey Piranha.

"I mean seriously!" Bowser shouted very angrily "Ralph goes Turbo during game hours and not once is he called out for it unlike the previous film! And Vanellope basically decided to ABANDON her game dooming it in the process the very thing they were trying to prevent since players will eventually notice her missing which will get the game unplugged and put out of order! What were those idiots thinking!? I swear it's a esoteric happy ending if you ask me!

"Tell me about it" Kamek said facepalming in frustration "Don't get me started on the shameless self promotion known as Oh My Disney where they proceed to be as pathetic as they can be such as that brief but annoying moment where Let It Go starts playing I swear my ears felt like they were bleeding after I heard that awful song, and what was also really pathetic was that brief but notable appearance of that furry bait character named Nick Wilde since I guess the directors wanted to be even more shameless and pathetic by featuring that character from the other movie they directed that wasn't Wreck It Ralph called Zootopia. I used to enjoy the film myself until I realized how overrated it was along with several other reasons like how much they shove their message down your throat as well as the fact the movie has a faggot couple which was confirmed by someone who worked on the movie at one point."

"You do have to admit" said Bowser Jr. having waited for his turn to speak "That there was some genuinely funny moments like the Bob Ross parody but even so I still didn't like it that much. At least you got to appear in the first film Papa even if you had no lines compared to that Mario who was not included because of a stupid excuse those directors made."

Bowser nodded his head who begrudgingly agreed that there were some funny moments in spite of how terrible the film was. "Yes son I know but still I have been thinking why don't we find a way to teach those bastards a lesson for this injustice they have done"

"Lord Bowser that is a good idea and all but there is only one problem, we are video game characters how can we even get to the real world in the first place?" asked Kamek nervously.

"We are what!?" Bowser Jr. shouted spitting out the Coke he was drinking.

"Uh, nothing son." Bowser said nervously "Why don't you go to the bathroom you probably need to go from all that Coke you drank." Bowser Jr. agreed and went to the bathroom near the exit of the private bathroom. Once Bowser Jr. was in the bathroom Bowser proceeded to berate Kamek for saying something his son was not ready to hear.

"I'm-I'm sorry your lordship." said Kamek meekly "I won't do it again it was an honest mistake but please do tell him eventually because he will need to know the truth eventually."

"Sure I'll tell him eventually" said Bowser reluctantly "but not right now just next time make sure to whisper anytime you bring that up okay? He might take it very badly if you bring this up out of the blue."

"Also please don't anything you'll regret later to one of those directors or anyone who worked on the film, I know you want revenge but just don't go too far okay?" Kamek said nervously "Because there are some things not even they deserve and even you are not that cruel."

"Understood" said Bowser who was now starting to feel a little depressed after seeing the movie "Now what we are going to is we will get Wario to make us a machine that will bring us in the real world, since I heard he once made a machine called the TELMENT that allowed him to go inside a tv show if we pay him a lot of coins he might make us what we need, though I'll need your help with paying him enough coins."

"Yes sir" replied Kamek who in spite of himself couldn't help but feel a little worried about the whole plan.

"We'll discuss the plan tomorrow" said Bowser just as his son came out of the bathroom "Right now we should go to bed I feel tired"

So they all went home and into bed ready for the next day, they no idea their visit to the real world would contain many challenges

The next morning Bowser woke up at 8:00 he knew was ready to put the plan into motion. He could not wait for it begin, he had no way of knowing that this was going to be harder than all of them thought. They would all find out soon enough.

End Of Chapter 1

Update: I plan to write more eventually though I don't know when I will start writing.