Dingo Fett, Bounty Hunter.
Intro: Dingo Fett - The Removed Character
Episode 2: Original Draft Scenes Featuring Dingo Fett.
OBI WAN - OPENING THE DOOR TO JANGOS APARTMENT-THING:
(Dingo stands in the door)
DINGO: Hello.
OBI WAN: Jango Fett?
DINGO: No, I'm his brother Dingo, I could of course lead you to Jango, but just to tie the plot together I have to show you his son Boba first . Boba.
(Boba Appears.)
BOBA: Hello stranger, I will now show you to my father.
(Boba runs into the apartment. Obi Wan is left waiting with Dingo.)
OBI WAN: So. you're Fetts brother?
DINGO: Yup, he's more of a bounty hunter than I am, but I've got the good looks, but he still gets to be the one who gets cloned, that just not fair. Its just not fair, I actually did capture a wanted man once, but that was because he hit his head and went K. O. He also gets to be the one with the cool suit, I just get to have a blaster and a pink pyjama. Not that I don't like pink pyjamas, it's just that a kamino-suit is waaaaay cooler. But I get to have sunglasses, and he doesn't cuz of that stupid helmet, eat that Jango.
(Obi Wan stabs himself with his lightsaber. Jango & Boba appears fro inside the apartment.)
JANGO: Oh no, that's the seventh Jedi this week, we've gotta keep Dingo away from the doors.
BOBA: Yup. REASON OF REMOVAL: Boba had too much dialogue.
THE FIGHT BETWEEN OBI WAN AND JANGO IN THE RAIN.
(Dingo appears from inside that weird kamino-facility-thing.)
DINGO: Hey bro, we're outta kamino-beer.
(Jango shoots at Obi Wan and dodges the returned bullet.)
JANGO: Can't you see I'm busy?
(Jango shoots at Obi Wan again. And dodges again.)
DINGO: But what am I s'posed to drink?
JANGO: How about water?
(He shoots n' dodges.)
DINGO: Water?
(Dingo looks around.)
DINGO: Where the hell am I gonna find water?
(Jango shoots.)
JANGO: (pissed) How about I drowned you in it you son of a b.
(The returned projectile hits Jango in the groin and he dies.)
REASON OF REMOVAL: Samuel L. Jackson complained about not killing anyone for an entire movie.
LOTSA JEDI VS. LOTSA DROID THINGIES.
(Dingo n' Boba watch Mace Windu n' Jango fight.)
DINGO: You go bro.
(Jango turns around n' waves at them.)
JANGO: Well, I do what I can.
(Windu beheads him.)
BOBA: Daaaaaaaaaaaaad.
DINGO: No worries Boba, now I can raise you.
(Boba looks at Dingo.)
REASON OF REMOVAL: Lucas wasn't able to explain how Boba became the best BH in the galaxy when he was raised by Dingo.
Intro: Dingo Fett - The Removed Character
Episode 2: Original Draft Scenes Featuring Dingo Fett.
OBI WAN - OPENING THE DOOR TO JANGOS APARTMENT-THING:
(Dingo stands in the door)
DINGO: Hello.
OBI WAN: Jango Fett?
DINGO: No, I'm his brother Dingo, I could of course lead you to Jango, but just to tie the plot together I have to show you his son Boba first . Boba.
(Boba Appears.)
BOBA: Hello stranger, I will now show you to my father.
(Boba runs into the apartment. Obi Wan is left waiting with Dingo.)
OBI WAN: So. you're Fetts brother?
DINGO: Yup, he's more of a bounty hunter than I am, but I've got the good looks, but he still gets to be the one who gets cloned, that just not fair. Its just not fair, I actually did capture a wanted man once, but that was because he hit his head and went K. O. He also gets to be the one with the cool suit, I just get to have a blaster and a pink pyjama. Not that I don't like pink pyjamas, it's just that a kamino-suit is waaaaay cooler. But I get to have sunglasses, and he doesn't cuz of that stupid helmet, eat that Jango.
(Obi Wan stabs himself with his lightsaber. Jango & Boba appears fro inside the apartment.)
JANGO: Oh no, that's the seventh Jedi this week, we've gotta keep Dingo away from the doors.
BOBA: Yup. REASON OF REMOVAL: Boba had too much dialogue.
THE FIGHT BETWEEN OBI WAN AND JANGO IN THE RAIN.
(Dingo appears from inside that weird kamino-facility-thing.)
DINGO: Hey bro, we're outta kamino-beer.
(Jango shoots at Obi Wan and dodges the returned bullet.)
JANGO: Can't you see I'm busy?
(Jango shoots at Obi Wan again. And dodges again.)
DINGO: But what am I s'posed to drink?
JANGO: How about water?
(He shoots n' dodges.)
DINGO: Water?
(Dingo looks around.)
DINGO: Where the hell am I gonna find water?
(Jango shoots.)
JANGO: (pissed) How about I drowned you in it you son of a b.
(The returned projectile hits Jango in the groin and he dies.)
REASON OF REMOVAL: Samuel L. Jackson complained about not killing anyone for an entire movie.
LOTSA JEDI VS. LOTSA DROID THINGIES.
(Dingo n' Boba watch Mace Windu n' Jango fight.)
DINGO: You go bro.
(Jango turns around n' waves at them.)
JANGO: Well, I do what I can.
(Windu beheads him.)
BOBA: Daaaaaaaaaaaaad.
DINGO: No worries Boba, now I can raise you.
(Boba looks at Dingo.)
REASON OF REMOVAL: Lucas wasn't able to explain how Boba became the best BH in the galaxy when he was raised by Dingo.