No Need For The 'Peanut Butter and Jelly' Song
(Authors Note: The song 'Peanut Butter and Jelly' is nothing but 'peanut butter and jelly' repeated over and over, yet there's a part where they say
'its peanut butter jelly time' all done by a sucky woman rapping.)
Heero was listening to his radio as he was on the Internet. The song was the..."Peanut Butter and Jelly" song. Heero was listening to what seemed to be the middle of the song, when he looked up.
"I must live the song...must live song...must live song..." Heero said. He got up from the computer and walked down to the kitchen.
"Hey H...Heero? Are you okay?" Duo said as he passed the possessed Heero. Duo followed Heero to see what he was doing.
"Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly..." Heero sang in a really sucky rap voice as he raced for the kitchen.
"I'm not hungry Heero. But you must be." Duo said. (baka)
"Hey Duo, what are you and Heero doing?" Quatre said.
"Heero's actin' funny. So I decided to see what he would do." Duo said.
"Hm, what the hell. I'll join ya'."
So Quatre and Duo followed Heero all the way to the kitchen. When they got there, Heero headed straight to the fridge. He pulled out the bread, the jelly, and the peanut butter. Yes, he was still singing the song in a really sucky rap voice.
Duo sat down at the table, Quatre did the same. They watched as Heero began to make endless pb&j sandwiches and dance to the most stupidest song.
All of a sudden, Heero hit the part in the song where they said 'Its peanut butter jelly time.' (You must remember that a woman sings this song) o.O()
Duo screamed as he covered his ears. Quatre sat there listening; he seemed to like Heero's singing.
"HEERO SINGS LIKE A RUSTED PIPE!!" Duo yelled.
Trowa and Wufei (hugging his plush bat) raced in to see what was all the commotion. Wufei doubled over covering his ears. Trowa winced. Finally Heero stopped, yet still dancing to the stupid song.
"What is Heero doing?!?!" Trowa said.
"He's singing some weird song." Quatre said.
Heero had made at least a thousand sandwiches now. Wufei was asleep on the table still hugging his plush bat. Trowa was still listening to Heero. Duo had gotten used to it, and was lip sinking to the song. Quatre was trying to figure out how much money they would have to use to buy more jelly.
Just then, Heero screamed and fell to his knees. "Out...out of...PEANUT BUTTER!!!!" Heero yelled.
"No wonder." Wufei said as he was awoken.
Heero looked like he was going to give up on life and die. Duo ran to his side instantly.
"Its okay...we'll get more peanut butter."
"NEED PEANUT BUTTER...AND BREAD!!" Heero pointed to where the loaf used to sit.
Duo looked behind him and said, "Quatre, go get some peanut butter and bread."
"AND JELLY!!!" Heero interrupted.
"Okay," Quatre said. He was heading for the door (Trowa following), when the song drifted down the stairs from Heero's room. Trowa and Quatre (both exceptional singers) began to sing also. Heero joined in. Wufei joined in also. Soon Duo had joined in and they were all scarfing down the Pb&j sandwiches.
The End! (Weird huh? ^.^)
(Authors Note: The song 'Peanut Butter and Jelly' is nothing but 'peanut butter and jelly' repeated over and over, yet there's a part where they say
'its peanut butter jelly time' all done by a sucky woman rapping.)
Heero was listening to his radio as he was on the Internet. The song was the..."Peanut Butter and Jelly" song. Heero was listening to what seemed to be the middle of the song, when he looked up.
"I must live the song...must live song...must live song..." Heero said. He got up from the computer and walked down to the kitchen.
"Hey H...Heero? Are you okay?" Duo said as he passed the possessed Heero. Duo followed Heero to see what he was doing.
"Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly, Peanut Butter Jelly..." Heero sang in a really sucky rap voice as he raced for the kitchen.
"I'm not hungry Heero. But you must be." Duo said. (baka)
"Hey Duo, what are you and Heero doing?" Quatre said.
"Heero's actin' funny. So I decided to see what he would do." Duo said.
"Hm, what the hell. I'll join ya'."
So Quatre and Duo followed Heero all the way to the kitchen. When they got there, Heero headed straight to the fridge. He pulled out the bread, the jelly, and the peanut butter. Yes, he was still singing the song in a really sucky rap voice.
Duo sat down at the table, Quatre did the same. They watched as Heero began to make endless pb&j sandwiches and dance to the most stupidest song.
All of a sudden, Heero hit the part in the song where they said 'Its peanut butter jelly time.' (You must remember that a woman sings this song) o.O()
Duo screamed as he covered his ears. Quatre sat there listening; he seemed to like Heero's singing.
"HEERO SINGS LIKE A RUSTED PIPE!!" Duo yelled.
Trowa and Wufei (hugging his plush bat) raced in to see what was all the commotion. Wufei doubled over covering his ears. Trowa winced. Finally Heero stopped, yet still dancing to the stupid song.
"What is Heero doing?!?!" Trowa said.
"He's singing some weird song." Quatre said.
Heero had made at least a thousand sandwiches now. Wufei was asleep on the table still hugging his plush bat. Trowa was still listening to Heero. Duo had gotten used to it, and was lip sinking to the song. Quatre was trying to figure out how much money they would have to use to buy more jelly.
Just then, Heero screamed and fell to his knees. "Out...out of...PEANUT BUTTER!!!!" Heero yelled.
"No wonder." Wufei said as he was awoken.
Heero looked like he was going to give up on life and die. Duo ran to his side instantly.
"Its okay...we'll get more peanut butter."
"NEED PEANUT BUTTER...AND BREAD!!" Heero pointed to where the loaf used to sit.
Duo looked behind him and said, "Quatre, go get some peanut butter and bread."
"AND JELLY!!!" Heero interrupted.
"Okay," Quatre said. He was heading for the door (Trowa following), when the song drifted down the stairs from Heero's room. Trowa and Quatre (both exceptional singers) began to sing also. Heero joined in. Wufei joined in also. Soon Duo had joined in and they were all scarfing down the Pb&j sandwiches.
The End! (Weird huh? ^.^)