Me: "Wait, Cana's first name is really Canada? Seriously? That name sucks…"
Cana: "Of course it isn't you insolent little-" smacks me "-are you saying that my name sucks?"
Me: "No! No, of course not… and I thought your name ISN'T Canada?" innocent eyes
Cana: "Of course it isn't-" realizes puzzling question "-but is Lucy's real name 'Lucianna'?"
Me: "Of course not, duh!" bats eye lashes and flips hair "Her mother and father named her Lucy because they saw that if "Love and Lucky" has a "K" missing it would be "Love and Lucy". And I think Lucy is a better name than... cana..."
Cana: "…"
Me: "…?"
Cana: Chases after me "SO you ARE saying that my name sucks!"
Me: 'Drunk too' anyway I give you chapter one… "Question Number One: The Guild Members' Real Names"
I finally found another divider
I miss the old one
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A blue-headed girl was sitting on the counter. The lovely white-haired barmaid saw her and asked, "Hello, Wendy. What do you want?" Wendy uneasily shuffles her feet back and forth. "Well…I wanna know is Cana's name really Canada?" "Oh, no, it's not. Where did you hear that, Wendy?" a black-haired drunk lady interrupted. "Well, I heard it from Natsu. He was discussing it with Happy…" the sky maiden answered. Cana stood up and walked towards Natsu.
"Mira," said Wendy.
"Yes?"
"Is your name really Mirajane?" she asks innocently.
Mirajane froze. "Of course, Wendy. Why don't you know?"
"Well, no one told me before-"
"Why didn't you ask me?"
"I was too shy…"
"You could always ask me, Wendy. And there's nothing bad about asking one's name." the kind barmaid said.
Wendy stood up and thanked Mirajane, saying that she will always approach her if she needed some…ANSWERS.
She walked up to Cana, who was now pulling the dragon slayer's pink hair. "How dare you make rumors about my name, eh, Not-so-know-it-all?" she asked while pulling Natsu's hair harder that Wendy got the feeling it would soon come off.
"I didn't… I was just…Um… Asking Happy why there were… So many drunk people in Canada…And perhaps you misunderstood me," the pink-headed slayer answered. Cana let go, then seated herself at the counter again, devouring bottles of beer.
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The continuation will be chapter two, so stay tuned! (sorry if this was short :P cyber war…remember…?)