"I Like Beer" By: Tom T. Hall
Redone and edited to be all 'Triguny' ((That's my own personal word!! ^.)) by: Jonouchi_luvr_247
Wolfwood: ^.^ "Hey Vash, wanna go get a drink?" Vash: ^.^. "Sure Wolfwood." *they both walk into the bar and get drinks*
//an hour later\\
*Vash is punch drunk and is laughing with some other guys at the bar. Wolfwood is shaking his head and smoking.* Vash: ^\\^. "Yo!!! Wolfwood!!" Wolfwood: *turns to Vash* -.-; "What needle noggin?" Vash: ^//^. "I'M GONNA SING!!!!!" Wolfwood: O.O "Oh God no!! Please don't! I don't want to be that humiliated!!!" Vash: ^//^. "Well too bad buddy ol' pal!!! I feel like singing!" *stands on top of the table Wolfwood is sitting at and waves everybody to shut up*
Vash: "In some of my songs I have casually mentioned," Wolfwood: "You don't have any other songs, Vash." Vash: *ignoring Nicholas* "The fact that I like to drink beer, This little song is more to the point, Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears!"
Vash: "I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow! I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow..." Everyone in bar: "Makes him feel mellow!!" Vash: "Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear..." Wolfwood: "Vash!! You've never had vodka!!!" Vash: *totally ignoring Wolfwood* "This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer!" Everyone in bar: "He likes beer!!"
Vash: "My wife often frowns when we're out on the town..." Wolfwood: "You aren't married Vash!!!" Vash: "And I'm wearing a suit and a tie..." Wolfwood: "I'd love to see that!" Vash: "She's sipping Vermouth..." Some random guy in bar: "What's Vermouth??" [Silence] Vash: *ahem* "and she thinks I'm uncouth When I yell as the waiter goes by..."
Vash: "I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow! I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow..." Everyone in bar: "Makes him feel mellow!!" Vash: "Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear..." Wolfwood: . "Vash!! I already said you've never had vodka!!!" Vash: *totally ignoring Wolfwood* "This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer!" Everyone in bar: "He likes beer!!"
Vash: "Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene, And I went to a place so sublime, Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer..." [All silent as he pauses...everyone is watching him as he becomes teary eyed] Vash: ;~;. "Then they turned it all into wine!!!" Everyone in bar: "Awwwww..." Random guy in bar: "Damn it!!"
Vash: "I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow! I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow..." Everyone in bar: "Makes him feel mellow!!" Vash: "Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear..." Wolfwood: ."Vash!! I already said you've never had vodka!!! That's it Vash, we're leaving. You're making a scene." Vash: *totally ignoring Wolfwood as he's dragging him out of the bar* "This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer!" Everyone in bar: "He likes beer!!"
*Wolfwood is still dragging Vash as Vash hums the last few bars and the people in the bar are still singing the chorus*
Redone and edited to be all 'Triguny' ((That's my own personal word!! ^.)) by: Jonouchi_luvr_247
Wolfwood: ^.^ "Hey Vash, wanna go get a drink?" Vash: ^.^. "Sure Wolfwood." *they both walk into the bar and get drinks*
//an hour later\\
*Vash is punch drunk and is laughing with some other guys at the bar. Wolfwood is shaking his head and smoking.* Vash: ^\\^. "Yo!!! Wolfwood!!" Wolfwood: *turns to Vash* -.-; "What needle noggin?" Vash: ^//^. "I'M GONNA SING!!!!!" Wolfwood: O.O "Oh God no!! Please don't! I don't want to be that humiliated!!!" Vash: ^//^. "Well too bad buddy ol' pal!!! I feel like singing!" *stands on top of the table Wolfwood is sitting at and waves everybody to shut up*
Vash: "In some of my songs I have casually mentioned," Wolfwood: "You don't have any other songs, Vash." Vash: *ignoring Nicholas* "The fact that I like to drink beer, This little song is more to the point, Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears!"
Vash: "I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow! I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow..." Everyone in bar: "Makes him feel mellow!!" Vash: "Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear..." Wolfwood: "Vash!! You've never had vodka!!!" Vash: *totally ignoring Wolfwood* "This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer!" Everyone in bar: "He likes beer!!"
Vash: "My wife often frowns when we're out on the town..." Wolfwood: "You aren't married Vash!!!" Vash: "And I'm wearing a suit and a tie..." Wolfwood: "I'd love to see that!" Vash: "She's sipping Vermouth..." Some random guy in bar: "What's Vermouth??" [Silence] Vash: *ahem* "and she thinks I'm uncouth When I yell as the waiter goes by..."
Vash: "I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow! I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow..." Everyone in bar: "Makes him feel mellow!!" Vash: "Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear..." Wolfwood: . "Vash!! I already said you've never had vodka!!!" Vash: *totally ignoring Wolfwood* "This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer!" Everyone in bar: "He likes beer!!"
Vash: "Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene, And I went to a place so sublime, Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer..." [All silent as he pauses...everyone is watching him as he becomes teary eyed] Vash: ;~;. "Then they turned it all into wine!!!" Everyone in bar: "Awwwww..." Random guy in bar: "Damn it!!"
Vash: "I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow! I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow..." Everyone in bar: "Makes him feel mellow!!" Vash: "Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear..." Wolfwood: ."Vash!! I already said you've never had vodka!!! That's it Vash, we're leaving. You're making a scene." Vash: *totally ignoring Wolfwood as he's dragging him out of the bar* "This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer!" Everyone in bar: "He likes beer!!"
*Wolfwood is still dragging Vash as Vash hums the last few bars and the people in the bar are still singing the chorus*