Hey guys! I redid chapter one a little because I just did not like it the way it was...sorry. Chapter two should be up soon Lisa!

Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri and A.U-ish

Disclaimer: I do not own Resident evil or Devil May cry.

It was a extremely gorgeous day. The sun was shinning. Birds were chirping and children could even be heard laughing in the distance as they played on the luscious green grass. Yes it was a rarely peaceful day, but peaceful or not it was still boring.

"I'm not gonna lie," the silver haired man started to say as he leaned back in his chair and propping his feet upon his desk. "today blows."

A tall blonde woman scoffed and rubbed chalk on the end of her pool stick. "Geez Dante, you sound like you want demons to be running around all the time. Enjoy the peace."

Dante huffed looking at the woman. "I don't want demons running around it's just that when you are sort of strapped for cash you could use a little extra work." He shrugged. "Days like these are welcomed, but are just another reminder of how broke I always am. Plus I am hungry and bored."

Dante was a notorious demon slayer. So much so he had his own agency that he had dubbed 'Devil May cry'. At times he found it odd that he hunted demons. Dante was a half demon. His mother human and his father the devil himself. Even though he demon slayer was born a half demon he found it his job to protect humans. Of course he did not just go in guns blazing and kill demons (no matter how fun it sounded), no he had to get the facts as well. Some demons did not bother humans so he did not find it necessary to kill them.

Quite recently the number of demon attacks had been zero. In ordered to get paid he needed to kill a couple demons. He was currently broke, hungry and apparently out of work at the moment.

She rolled her eyes and lined up the pool stick. "When are you not hungry? I think you starving for a while will do you some good."

"What?" the half demon looked at her in confusion.

"All you ever eat is pizza. Not eating seems a healthier thing for you to be doing."

"Who said I wanted pizza?"

"Alright, tell me you don't want pizza and I will buy you the food you want right now."

When she was met with silence she smiled as she lined at her shot saying, "That's what I thought," before shotting and making only three in the side pocket.

"You're getting rusty." Dante commented.

"Oh quiet. It's better than you. As I recall you have lost several games to Lady."

He rolled his eyes. "All were rigged of course."

"Oh, of course."

"Well, not all of them. The ones I won weren't rigged. Come to think of it-"

The demon's sentence fell short when a middle aged woman ran through the doors of the notorious Devil May Cry. The woman took a moment to catch her breath. A child stood behind his mother peering out from behind her to look at demon curiously, his small fists clinging to her dress.

"Please," she pleaded. "We need you. There is a demon around the children."

The half breed wasted no time in grabbing his guns. "Trish, you are more than welcome to tag along."

"Thanks a lot." Trish said sarcastically before turning to the mother. "Ma'am, where are these kids exactly?"

"Down the street. You cannot miss it. She is terrorizing a whole group of children." her child hid his face in the ruffles of her dress. " I can show you if you want."

"No, you and the kid stay put." Dante ordered. "I will handle it from here."

The two demon slayers were off out the door in a matter of seconds. Dante scanned the area as he ran down the street. "I don't see a demon, do you?" he shouted over to his companion.

"She said it was around a group of children and she even went as far as to call it a 'she'." she yelled back. "Look for a female demon."

He nodded and peered into the distance. Moments later he spotted something. "I think I see something." he shouted making the blonde look.

Trish frowned running along side the demon hunter."I don't see anything."

"Wait for it."

A blur of a woman soon came into view. Her movements frantic and jerky. A group of children were gathered around her. As the two approached they could hear her yelling as she slung her arms around.

"Don't bother trying!" She pointed a bony finger at certain child yelling at him.

Her voice was low and hypnotic; a clear sign of a demon. Another thing the demon hunter spotted were her claws. It was clear that she had dulled them somehow to make them look more human, but the faded purple in the cuticles of her nails gave it away. She was an old demon, her skin lightly wrinkled and appearing to be somewhat orange. (Another obvious demon sign.) Her hair was a mop of faded black curls that didn't seem to want to hide her pointed ears. She continued to yell, waving the sleeves of her tattered and torn black dress all about.

"You!" She yelled again pointing at another child. "Will amount to nothing! And you! You make it a habit to steal from your parents and become a petty thief! Little girl he leaves you!" The woman knelt down and grabbed the girls shoulders.

"That's enough," Trish yelled walking over quickly and taking the girl from her before saying calmly, "Kids go home." She ordered pointing in the opposite direction. The group of children scurried about, running off in different directions.

"So this is the demon, hu?" Dante walked over frowning at the old woman. Thinking it over a moment Dante sighed. "Well, we can't kill her. She's crazy not harmful."

"I am not crazy!" The old woman spat at Dante before hissing at him and stepping forward. Trish stood in her way. The woman glared at her before pointing. "You're lover will fall in a snake pit!"

Dante laughed at Trish's bewildered face.

"Don't laugh!" She yelled at the half breed and pointed to him. "Your lover will have parasites!"

It was Trish's turn to laugh. "Who the hell have you been hanging around Dante?

Dante's smile remained as he chuckled. "No one with parasites, I assure you. Okay, crazy lady, let's get you to a nice holding cell."

"I am not crazy!"

"Dante, are you sure we should bring her back? She seems a little...unstable."

"We can't kill her and we can't let her terrorize children." he shrugged. "Let's hold her until we can find a place for you."

"You know we won't be getting paid now, right?"

He shrugged and grabbed the woman's arm tugging her along. "Okay, miss I am just taking you to a nice cell for a while."

"Devil May Cry." She murmured quietly.

Dante looked down at her. "What?"

"You are taking me to Devil May Cry."

The rest of the evening continued to be quiet. The mother had thanked him for getting the old demon away from the kids and had even given him a pie. The demon slayer happily ate the whole thing and decided to let it digest. He sighed sitting down and turning the television on. Trish stood looking down at the demon.

"You know we will never find a place for that old hag."

"I know. I will take her out in the middle of nowhere and let her lose."

"Dante, that's cruel. She's not a dog."

Dante just shrugged his eyes fixated on the television not really caring. Trish sighed sitting next to him. "You're impossible."

The two watched television in silence for the passing hour until the door opened.

"Lady?" Trish asked standing up.

Lady was another demon slayer just plain ass kicker. Lady had not got along with Dante when they had first met. She even went as far as to shot a missile at him and then shot him in the forehead. Later on they became friends and now she helps out at Devil May Cry. Lady even had a room here. Well, a room she shared with Trish. Dante was surprised when he had walked in on the two, but got over it the next second. He should of seen it coming. They had a lot in common. Dante swore they fell in love over their mutual annoyance for him. After all he had gotten off to a bad start with Trish as well. What could he say? He had bad luck with woman. For some reason they all wanted him dead.

Trish walked briskly to the door. "You were out all night. You kind of had me worried."

The smaller Raven haired woman smiled. "Sorry I had you guys waiting." She slid off her jacket. "What did you guys do today? Still quiet I hope."

Dante's face broke into a smile. "How was the snake pit?"

Trish rolled her eyes. "Shut up-"

"How did you know about that?"

The two looked over at the smaller woman confused.

"That actually happened?" Trish asked.

She nodded. "Yeah, but how did you guys know about it?"

Trish looked at Dante. "She wasn't crazy."

Dante went back to watching T.V. "Well, we don't know that. She just got lucky. It was all a coincidence."

Lady looked between the two. "Anyone wanna fill me in on what's going on?"

"You still think she's crazy?"

"Umm yeah," The Dante said as if it were obvious, " No one can predict the future that easily. No, not even that. It's just not possible."

Trish rolled her eyes. "We'll see. I think we need to talk with her."

Lady sighed. "Fine, no one tell me."

The three made there was to the holding cell in the basement area.

"So she knew I was gonna fall in a snake pit? She told you guys and no one warned me? I expect this from Dante, but not from you Trish."

The blonde sighed. "She was rambling. How was I supposed to know she could predict the future?"

"She can't." Dante interjected. "And we are not coming down here to get lotto numbers. We are going to decided where to drop her off."

Lady frowned. "Dropped her off? Like a dog?"

Dante frowned. "Oh come on, it's the only thing I can do. I can't kill her. She not dangerous, just crazy."

"I am not crazy!"

Dante sighed, "Here we go."

"You!" she pointed to Lady. "You are the one who fell in the snake pit. You were nearly bitten."

"Yeah, I was!" Lady said surprised.

Dante just rolled his eyes. "Of course, you were almost bitten. You fell in a snake pit. When one falls in a snake pit the possibility of a snake bite becomes high. I can't believe I have to point that out."

The old woman glared. "Hush half breed! You will do wise to listen to my 'ramblings'. Your time is running short."

Dante smiled. "Sorry to correct you,but I am kind of immortal. I have more than enough time."

"I am not talking about your death!" she hissed."You live on for a long long time. I am talking about the time you have left in this world."

Dante frowned. "Not quite following."

She gave the demon slayer and ominous smile, showing her fangs. "Oh, you will understand soon enough. My only advice for you is follow the dog."

Lady frowned. "A dog?"

The old hag let out a high pitched laugh. "Is that the only part your are concerned about?"

Dante shrugged. "She likes dogs. Besides, none of that is going to happen."

Trish sighed, "We will see when the time comes."

Dante sighed as well, "Now what do we do with you?"

The old woman scowled. "Let me go."

"Afraid I can't just let you go. The people around these parts are afraid of you. After all you did give their kids nightmares."

"I told them the truth! I cannot help what I see!"

"But still..."

"Let me go!"

"Well," Lady started. "I think Dante was right about driving out and leaving her somewhere."

"You wish to abandon me in the middle of nowhere like some dog?"

"If you really had powers to see the future you would have seen this coming." Dante commented.

"I cannot see everything!"

Trish sighed, "Guys it's late. We can decide what to do with her tomorrow."

"But, he won't be here tomorrow." The woman stated.

Lady looked at the woman. "What do you mean?"

"I was not lying when I said his time here was short."

Once back upstairs the three had no time for rest. Not a moment after they had entered the room an urgent call was answered. Lady picked up the phone smoothly and wrote down the details.

Dante yawned. "We finally get a job and it's around my bed time."

"Thought you'd be happy. Now you can finally get that pizza you wanted."

"Once again who, said I wanted pizza...besides they don't deliver this late."

"Come on you two. " Lady said strapping on her guns. "We got a strange one."

Dante sighed following the two females out the door. "Of course."

Trish nodded walking outside and opening the car door for Lady then getting in the drivers seat. "What's so strange about it?"

"It's very sluggish for a demon. People can avoid, but if they are close enough there is no getting away."

Dante nodded getting in the car with them. "That doesn't sound too strange."

"Yeah, but it's not even trying to hide. It smack dab in the middle of the damn city." Lady shook her head. "Usually even the dumbest of demons keep a low profile and this- Oh keep going straight. We are going to hit the main street soon."

Trish drove rather quickly, smoothly avoiding obstacles others humans would never be able to avoid. As the cop cars came into view she slammed the breaks, putting it into park.

Dante was the first out of the car. He walked over to the scene calmly. In the middle of the area surrounded the armed policemen was creature by the likes he had never seen. It was tall and a dark colored grey. The creatures mouth had a very wide and impressive set of teeth making it look gruesome. The red eyes and the blood stains only added to the effect. Lady was right about it's sluggish movements. It moved only one step at a time and spent most it's time and effort walking towards something.

Dante lifted his gun, his finger on the trigger. This should be en easy kill. One shot to the head and he would get paid and go home. He fired off two rounds just to be safe expecting and watched as the creature did not fall. Instead the creature only staggered back slightly. This surprised Dante a little. Only a little. Some demons couldn't be killed with just one shot of course. That part was not shocking the shocking part came when the creature regenerated.

Well...that was new.

Dante fired again, this time aiming for the heart. Once again the creature only staggered back slightly.

"Oh, you got to be shitting me."

The creature slowly turned to him and with out any warning whatsoever stretched it's arms and grabbed the half breed tightly. So much for being slow! Dante decided that moment play time was officially over and pulled out his sword,successfully chopping off the arms of the beast . The arms fell to the ground, releasing the demon in the process and turned to ash.

The creature howled in pain only to regenerate it's arms seconds later. Dante scowled and decided to just chop the damn thing into pieces. He sliced the creature only to have it regenerate over and over again. The half breed was slowly becoming annoyed.

"Really?" he spat holding his sword in front of him, his jaw clenched in aggravation. Trish and Lady began shooting at it repeatedly from different angles. Dante decided to do the same from the other side. The thing howled in anger at the attacks coming from both sides. It bared it's teeth as it stretched it's arm to swat at the demon. Dante easily dodged.

"Not again, buddy." The demon smirked as he lept away from the arm.

"Trish!"

Dante looked over to see Trish in the other arm of the beast. Lady took action and shot the arm. As Dante drew his sword to cut the arm off again another creature sprouted from the arm holding Trish. It was more hideous than the creature they were fighting now. Deciding to ignore it, Dante slashed off the arm and Trish was once again free.

"Let me try something!" Lady shouted and took the pin out of a incendiary grenade. "Stand back." She aimed and tossed it at the monster. The grenade flashed before making the creature burst into flames. It howled once again before convulsing and exploding all on its own.

"What the hell was that thing?" Lady asked as she ran over to Dante all the while looking at what remained.

Dante shrugged. "Another weird demon I suppose..."

"What's wrong?" Trish asked concerned.

Dante shook his head. "This thing smells terrible. Like a rotting corpse."

Trish nodded. "Yeah, but the way this things looks I don't expect it to smell like roses."

Dante shook his head. "No, like a rotting 'human' corpse. But something is off. I think this thing might have once been human."

Lady shook her head. "You gotta be kidding me."

"I could be wrong." Dante suggested.

Trish shook her head. "No, we can't take chances. I will ask them to look this thing over."

Dante nodded to her before she walked away. Lady followed not to far behind her. The demon slayer sighed and watched as the humans put out the flaming corpse.

"Well, another day another dollar."

Dante looked at the creature a moment longer.

"What the hell are you?" he murmured quietly.

A distant bark made the demon slayer turn his head. The silver haired man scanned the area until he spotted it.

A dog...

The mutt was weaving it's way through the crowd barking randomly. It looked frightened to say the least. Dante continued to watch it run gracefully through the crowd of humans. He was becoming a little memorized by it's movements. Did all dogs move with such...what was the word...grace? It was strangely odd. He soon found himself remembering the old hags words.

"My only advice for you is follow the dog"

Dante sighed. "Okay, I'll bite." The demon hunter started walking over to the stray dog. "Hey Fido!" He called out only a short distance from it now. As Dante approached the dog's head shot up to look in the demon's direction. Pulling it's ears back he growled at the half breed.

"Easy there killer. I am just testing something."

Dante was closer now, so close he could touch the dog. As he reached out to pet it the dog jerked it's head back and fled down the street.

"Hey Fido! Come back!" Dante yelled before giving chase. It was time to follow the dog and put this silly 'future seeing' nonsense to rest. He'd follow this mutt and prove all three of those woman wrong.

The dog was certainly fast, but Dante was more than sure he could catch it. He picked up his pace and reached out a hand as he neared the dog. The half breed smirked and reached out to grab the dog's tail.

"Gotcha! Now-"

What happened next Dante could not explain. It was so sudden and so powerful that words really failed to describe it. The dog howled and a bright light engulfed the both of them. Dante closed his eyes due to the intensity of the light. When the demon slayer thought he could not be anymore confused until when he fell. He had no idea how he fell of what he fell off off, but he was falling deeper and deeper with nothing to grab onto. Even if he wanted to reach out for something he couldn't move. Before the demon could start to panic the white light turned to black and he lost all consciousness.

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