Deceit and Deception 1

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Everyone she passed had to do a double take with the speeds she was moving at. All they could see was a blur of colour speed past. The only give away that it was her was the wild mane of brown hair on top of the aforementioned blur. She came to a stop behind a tall red headed man yanked him of the bench, his fork clattered to the floor, mouth gaping open with the food still in it and pointed her wand directly at his throat. Everyone gasped at the scene unfolding before their eyes.

"Ronald Weasley, you had better tell me what you have been doing to me for the last twelve months, or Merlin help me you will wish I had killed you here on this spot". She hissed the words but they were still loud enough for everyone to hear. Another gasp sounded around the Great Hall.

"I don't know what you are on about Hermione. I know we have argued but I've never meant to upset you. I love you why would I ever do anything to knowingly hurt you?" His voiced shook with fear as he still had her ward pointed into his jugular.

"You are quite aware of what I am on about" she gulped "Merlin's balls I can't believe I'm about to do this in front of everyone" she whispered to herself but Ron and the few others close to them heard. "Please tell me Ronald at which point in the last seven years, minus the last twelve months have I ever shown any romantic or lustful thoughts about you" Ron gulped.

"You cried when I was snogging Lavender" Ron replied in a whisper.

She laughed almost manically which made Ron shrink back a half pace. "I cried because you were being a hypocritical BASTARD. I never fancied you until just before you left us in the middle of the Horcrux hunt. Odd that don't you think? I start to like you as soon as you start to show how much of a monumental prat you can really be." Ron's eyes drifted to his feet and he started to shuffle them. Hermione continued in a whisper that only herself Ron and Harry who was now standing next to them with his hand resting on Hermione's arm trying to get her to lower her wand. "Don't you also think that it is rather odd that I woke up naked in your bed this morning with only a vague memory of what we did last night even though I know I was completely sober" Ron and Hermione were now both purple as Gurdy roots but Harry was white as a sheet.

Without any indication of what was about to happen Hermione was lowering her wand and Harry had floored Ron with a right hook to Ron's jaw. Though if you knew her well enough you could tell she was slightly shocked, there was a smirk playing on her face. "Thank you Harry. I think I need some fresh air would you care to join me?" with that both left the great hall, an extended walk around the lake seemed appropriate at the time, neither looking back to check if the red head was OK. Once they had left the great hall all turned at once to face Ron, giving him murderous glares as he lifted himself of the floor and left to Merlin knows where.