Hello people! So i was bored and had a writer's block on my other story. And I ended up with this little number. We all know we love Twilight but some of us are obsessed. So here is a little list that I put together from all the things me and my Twilight crazy friends.

Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight, would I be writing on Fanfiction.

100 ways to know that youre obsessed about Twilight

You are obsessed if you……..

1. Have at least 20 or more twilight icons.

2. Have made an icon.

3. Quote Twilight on an everyday basis.

4. Make Twilight jokes.

5. Laugh at your own Twilight jokes.

6. Have a count down to Breaking Dawn.

7. Are in love with one of the characters from the book.

8. Dream about Twilight.

9. Daydream about Twilight.

10. Have a special playlist of Twilight-related songs.

11. Make up your own Twilight related lyrics to a song you like.

12. Can relate anything to the books.

13. Know that the movie will disappoint you but are still going to go see it.

14. Plan to throw something at the movie screen when the movie gets stupid.

15. Have made an 'I love Twilight' (or anything Twilight related) shirt.

16. Name people you like Emmett, Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle, Edward, Esme, Jasper, Angela, etc...

17. Name people you don't like Jessica, Mike, Lauren, Laurent, James, Victoria, etc...

18. Read Fanfiction.

19. Write Fanfiction.

20. Have read the Twilight series over 5 times.

21. Cried while you were reading New Moon.

22. Cried when Bella broke it off with Jacob in Eclipse.

23. Wanted to punch Jacob when he kissed Bella.

24. Wanted to punch Bella when she kissed Jacob.

25. Squealed when you finally got your hands on New Moon.

26. Squealed when you finally got your hands on Eclipse.

27. Know Edward's birthday (June 20th).

28. Know Bella's birthday (September 13th).

29. Instantly dislike a person if their names are Lauren, Mike, Jessica, James, Laurent, or Victoria.

30. Instantly start looking around you if you hear the names Edward, Jacob, Alice, Emmett, or the last name Cullen.

31. Have people telling you that you are too obsessed.

32. Ran an online search in your school for any boys named Edward.

33. Or anybody with the last name Cullen, or any boys named Edward Cullen (in my school there are none).

34. Whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball.

35. Believe that there is a real vampire mafia.

36. And that they are in Italy.

37. And that it is named the Volturi.

38. Correct people that vampires don't die in the sunlight, and tell them that they only sparkle.

39. When you have a baby you're planning to name it Edward if they're a boy and Alice if they're a girl.

40. Believe that every vampire is sexy.

41. But not as sexy as Edward Cullen.

42. Correct people that werewolves don't transform when the moon is out.

43. And tell them that it happens when they get mad.

44. Correct people that vampires don't sleep in coffins…they don't sleep at all.

45. Also that vampires don't get hurt by crosses.

46. Have turned to the religion called Cullenism.

47. Throw the book at people's faces when they try to tell you 'it's just a book'.

48. Throw the book at people's faces when they try to tell you 'Edward isn't real'.

49. Throw the book at people's faces when they refuse to read Twilight.

50. Own more than two copies of Twilight.

51. Own more than two copies of New Moon.

52. Own more than two copies of Eclipse

53. Have pre-ordered Breaking Dawn on January.

54. Squeal every time you see a silver Volvo.

55. And then run after the car screaming things like 'bite me Edward', 'I want to be a monster too'.

56. Have a new favorite shirt that is now blue.

57. Want a silver Volvo when you grow up.

58. Wish you had paler skin so you could look more like Bella.

59. Wish your eyes were bigger so you could look more like Bella.

60. Are clumsy and proud of it.

61. When you or your friends get hurt you say 'time to go see Carlisle'.

62. Talk to Edward in your head.

63. When you go to a restaurant you order mushroom ravioli and a coke.

64. Tell everyone you know to read Twilight.

65. Including you mom.

66. And the boys assuring them that 'it will help them get girls'.

67. When youre scared or sad you think about Edward/Jacob.

68. And instantly feel better.

69. Have a quote off with your friends.

70. Talk to your friends about how hot Edward/Jacob is even if they haven't read Twilight.

71. Get people to call you Bella, Rosalie, Alice, or Esme.

72. Plan to change your name changed into Bella, Alice, Rosalie or Esme.

73. Plan to marry someone named Edward/Jacob, Emmett, Jasper or Carlisle.

74. Or plan to make them change their name.

75. Are planning on taking the night courses during college and university to see if you could meet Edward.

76. Sometimes accidentally call your mom Renée.

77. Sometimes accidentally call your dad Charlie.

78. When a guy you don't like asks you out you say you 'only date men who sparkle'.

79. Wash your hair with strawberry shampoo.

80. Believe that Bella and Edward are better than Romeo and Juliet.

81. Want to visit Forks.

82. And go vampire hunting

83. Want to visit Italy.

84. And go vampire hunting to see if they'll bite you.

85. Are raising money to buy the rights of Twilight.

86. And Edward.

87. Organize your closet in Rosalie, Alice, and Bella piles.

88. When you go shopping you label the clothes and shoes you see/buy as things Rosalie, Alice or Bella would get.

89. While doing homework, you put a picture of Edward in your computer for inspiration.

90. Believe the guy you like/are dating is a vampire because he's so sexy.

91. Believe all pale people to be vampires.

92. Dress up as a vampire for Halloween.

93. In Halloween you run after little kid dressed up as vampires and tell them to bite you.

94. Talk to your friends about what power Bella will have when she becomes a vampire.

95. Are mean to people who are on Team Jacob (yes TEAM EDWARD all the way )).

96. Dance in the rain when it rains.

97. And scream 'OME were in Forks!!'

98. Without even knowing it you doodle about Twilight.

99. Plaster you wall with Twilight pictures.

100. Are planning to buy a big cardboard Edward and Put it in your bedroom.

Tadah! What do you think? Good? Bad? Awful? Well review away! haha so if you do 10 or more of the things in this list you are officially obsessed ) And if you think of any other things to add to the list review and tell me.

P.S. This is a one-shot unless you guys want more...?