TRICABANA
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chapter 1
the musical that will make your ears bleed
*people dressed as Trigun characters, all dancing on a stage with cheaply made cardboard buildings*
(sing to Barry Manilow's Copacabana)
her name was Noodles
she was a dumb blonde
with nothing inside her head
she'll have to trust her guts instead
she went to Dankin
she met some weird guy
he said his name was Vash
and boy could that dude sure run fast
he was an ace gunman
shoot bullets yes he can-
Noodles: wait! stop the music!!
*record scratches*
man poorly dressed as Vash: at the Trigun, Trigun cantina- !! …oh…
Noodles: we haven't even gotten to that part yet!
man: we were just rehearsing…
Voice: and that does NOT look like me!
Noodles: its Vash!!
Man: get him! he'll keep this play in business! just think of all that money…$$60,000,000,000….and then we can make a musical about how we caught him! and if its not interesting, we can make one up!
cast of musical: *all chasing after Vash*
Vash: *girly scream* she has a bounty on her head, too! go get her!!
Noodles: …
cast of musical: *confused of who to chase, start chasing after each other*
Vash: *trips over an electrical cord, knocking the spotlight down and causing a very long chain reaction that causes the whole theater to collapse* …my bad…
cast: GET HIM! AND THE GIRL TOO!
Noodles: what did I do???
Vash and Noodles: *running away with 50 cast members after them*
Vash: I said I was sorry!!
cast: oh, ok *stops chasing them*
Vash: sorry you're such jerks!!! hahahaha!!!
Cast: GET THEM!!!!
Cast member: hey, wait! this wouldn't be a musical if we didn't sing!
Cast member 2: you're right, Frankie!
Chorus: *everyone suddenly dressed as cats* meeeeemorieeess…..all alone in the street light…all alone in the mooooon liiight……
Vash: are all you guys just going to follow us around and sing annoying songs no sane person has ever heard???
Chorus: yes!
End chapter 1The musical that will make your ears bleed