*Disclaimer* I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho ^_^ "Botan, why do I have to take a cooking class? That doesn't have anything to do with being a Spirit Detective!" Yusuke whined as they walked to his next class. "Well," she began. "I just think that cooking is an excellent class to take, Spirit Detective or not." "You really know how to cheer a guy up." he replied flatly. Kurama walks up, books under one arm and an apron in the other. "Hi Yusuke! Are you lost? Wood Shop is next door." he said. "No," Yusuke said as he looked at his friend. "Botan signed me up for cooking." Yusuke stares at his assistant. "Ooookay, I just hope you don't fail. Our assignment is a big one. We have to bake a wedding cake, you'll have a partner." Kurama replied. "Crap Botan! First you sign me up for cooking, and now I'll have to bake a cake and be partners with some idiot. "Yusuke!" Kuwabara called as he walked into class. "Come over here!" Yusuke walked over to Kuwabara and saw a familiar person sitting in front of him beside Kurama. "Hiei?" he Yusuke asked as he walked up to the stranger. "RRRRRAAAAAAAARRR! I wanted to learn and Kurama signed me up for cooking!" "Woah! Hiei, how did you get in here? Aren't you like 1,000 or something?" Hiei jumps up and punches Yusuke in the stomach. "Ouch!" Yusuke said as he fell to the floor. "I didn't know cooking could be sooo dangerous. ~Partners~ "Okay class, settle down." the teacher said as she walked into the room. Everyone looked up except for Yusuke, who was gasping from Hiei's punch. "It seems we have a new student today." the teacher said as she looked at Yusuke. "Yeah," he replied. "my friend Botan signed me up. She said it was a good class." "Well, Yusuke," she answered as she looked at the paper and found his name. "we are starting a wedding cake today." "I know, my friend told me." "I will now call partners: Kurama and Hiei, Keiko and Rakin, Kendo and Yugi, and Kuwabara and Yusuke." Yusuke sighs and puts his head down on the table. "What did I tell you Botan?" he asked. "I knew I'd be partnered with an idiot." ~The Disaster~ "Okay, Yusuke, put 2 eggs in." Kuwabara ordered as he read off the recipe card. Yusuke threw 2 eggs in. "No, Yusuke! You're supposed to take the shell off." Kuwabara said as he did the job for Yusuke. "Whatever." he said as he sat down and started to read off the card. "1 cup milk, 1 teaspoon oil, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract, 1 cup flour, and 1 cup sugar." After they got everything mixed up they put it in the oven. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kuwabara laughed as he looked at Hiei. "The shrimp.....Bwahahahaha! Look at the shrimp!" Yusuke looked over at Hiei to see him licking the beaters. "I said he could." Kurama said. *1 Hour Later* "Kuwabara, did you check on the cake yet?" Yusuke asked as he looked up from his comic. "No, that was your job." Kuwabara replied. Blub Blub! "What was that sound?" Kurama asked. "I don't know," Yusuke replied. "it sounded like it came from the oven though. THE OVEN!" Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara run over to the oven and look in. SPLURT! The cake blew up, leaving Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara a cakey mess. "Oh no!" Kuwabara said. "We're going to fail!" "I'm sick of cooking, I'm going to wood shop." Yusuke said as he threw off his apron. "Oh no you don't," the teacher said. "you're stuck in here for another month!" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" ~END~ I hope you liked it! Next, Yusuke goes to band class! Yu Yu Hakugirl © e-mail me! cjmuddgirl2002@hotmail.com