The Sexy Lonely Loner and the Other Not-So-Sexy Lonely Loner
Once upon a time there was a sexy lonely vampire named Edward Cullen. He was very sexy indeed, but still a loner. A very lonely loner indeed. He was so lonely that he sat in lonely dark corners all alone and wrote poetry about loneliness and being alone. But then one lonely day a lonely girl named Bella Swan met him. The two lonely loners fell into a lonely love instantly. They liked being lonely with each other. They lived the rest of their lonely and pathetic lives together. Forever. All alone. Lonely. THE END.