Urma Semper

Student Name

10/2/2016

Hard at Hogwarts

Once upon a time harry was hard.

He wasn't the only one!

Oh no in fact everyone in Hogwarts was hard.

The hard witch was a person who came to the school and cast the hard spell that made everyone hard.

Especially shamus Yes! He was all primed to do harry potter. (BECAUSE THEY WERE BOTH HARD!)

They were dripping hard.

So much

Wow

They decided to meet up but they were stopped in the corridor by droco duh duh duh malphy

Hey you two aren't the only ones here who are

Hard

Said draco. I am also.

So here is my proposal, I do harry and shamus fucks off because hes not even a major character like why was he included in this.

You sound like my mother says shamus I guess I don't matter

Shamus then fucks off because he is a minor character and black

I've been ready my whole life says maltoy

READy for what?

For sex with hardy potter. I have always wanted to do your body.

CROSSOVER TIME

IS SHERLOCK AT HOGWARTs?

NO!

CROSSOVER OVER

So back to the Hardy boys

Harry is like "well I haven't always wanted to do you but I am strangely hard right now." "there is only one thing I know to do with a hard penis and its put it directly into malphotyys butt!"

"But what about lube" "who needs lube when we have magic"

"Our sex is magic"

"what about condoms"

"I SAID MAGIC"

"Ok L"

Sherlock died.

Crossover over. Forever and even after that.