Urma Semper
Student Name
10/2/2016
Hard at Hogwarts
Once upon a time harry was hard.
He wasn't the only one!
Oh no in fact everyone in Hogwarts was hard.
The hard witch was a person who came to the school and cast the hard spell that made everyone hard.
Especially shamus Yes! He was all primed to do harry potter. (BECAUSE THEY WERE BOTH HARD!)
They were dripping hard.
So much
Wow
They decided to meet up but they were stopped in the corridor by droco duh duh duh malphy
Hey you two aren't the only ones here who are
Hard
Said draco. I am also.
So here is my proposal, I do harry and shamus fucks off because hes not even a major character like why was he included in this.
You sound like my mother says shamus I guess I don't matter
Shamus then fucks off because he is a minor character and black
I've been ready my whole life says maltoy
READy for what?
For sex with hardy potter. I have always wanted to do your body.
CROSSOVER TIME
IS SHERLOCK AT HOGWARTs?
NO!
CROSSOVER OVER
So back to the Hardy boys
Harry is like "well I haven't always wanted to do you but I am strangely hard right now." "there is only one thing I know to do with a hard penis and its put it directly into malphotyys butt!"
"But what about lube" "who needs lube when we have magic"
"Our sex is magic"
"what about condoms"
"I SAID MAGIC"
"Ok L"
Sherlock died.
Crossover over. Forever and even after that.
