Hey everyone! Get ready for an all new fanfiction behind the mind of Kirby, ori, and the blind forest, starring everyone's favorite greedy treasure hunting, nose picking, garlic glutton, WARIO!

Wario: Hey?! Who are you calling a glutton!? You got a problem with that, PUNK?!

Wario, geez, i'm sorry, okay? Anyway, this is an all new crossover idea i have put a lot of thought into, and i thought it might spark your interest!

Kirby: Hey, wait a second, aren't you gonna work on mine and Ori's story?

Ori: yeah! Wait...you haven't lost interest in us, have you…!?

Ori! Kirby! Calm yourselves! I haven't lost a single bit of interest in either of you! I know your chapters are taking forever to come out, but i'm working on them! Plus, if i don't finish your fanfic, Kirby, Ori, and the Will of the Wisps can't be a thing, can it? Give me a break, Geez! Anyway, without further ado, let's get started on Wario Planet!

"try the new powsicle syrup at Papa's Freezeria near-"

"Good evening, beauties and gentlebeauties! This is mettaton, reporting live from-"

"It's all part of our Kursty Burger Olympic sweepstakes! Just scratch off the name of the-"

"Mama mia, is there NOTHING good on these days?!" An overweight man with purple overalls, a yellow shirt, a yellow cap with a "W" on it, and a mustache in a zig-zag pattern. Who is this overweight man, you ask? This is our unlikely hero, wario. Wario was a greedy treasure hunter who started his own microgame business, WarioWare, Inc. Wario lifted his large gloved hand with a "W" on it, stuck out his finger, and jammed it into his pink swelled-up nose as he flipped through the tv channels, showing nothing but commercials, boring reality shows, and shopping channels.

"Oh my god, Brian! There's a message in my alphabet soup! It says, 'ooooooooo!'

Peter, those are Cheerios.'

"Geez, this show stinks! All it is is just making people laugh and cry! Does this fatso think he's a family guy?" Wario shouted as he yelled at the fat man in the tv. Just then, wario's doorbell rang, making him pull his finger out of his nose.

"Hello! Package for Mr. Wario!" a voice shouted outside his door, making him get up and and open it. Outside, sure enough, there was an odd package addressed to wario on his doormat.

"Finally! That new console I ordered with that new game I ordered came in!" Wario said as he picked up the package and walked back into his house. He set the package on his table, ripped it open, and took out the new game console.

"All right!" Wario exclaimed as he pulled out the rest of the contents, A bunch of cables and a piece of paper.

"Wah? What's this?" Wario said as he threw the box to the side and picked up the paper. It appeared to be an instruction manual for setting up the console.

"Bah, instructions are for losers!" Wario shouted as he tore up the instructions. "I can do this on my own!"

And so Wario then proceeded to attempt to set up the console on his own, proceeding to break it the moment he set his hands on it.

"Aww...the stupid console's busted now!" Wario shouted out of rage as he stomped on the floor. Wario then began to pick his nose once more, thinking about what to do next. Just then, a light bulb appeared over Wario's Head as his face lit up.

"I got it! HE'LL fix the console for me!" Wario said as he picked up the remains of the console and headed outside of his house.

A few hours later…

On a private island with a large laboratory built on it, an elderly man was hard at work inside. In fact, he was so old, he wore a strange metallic display on his face and half of his head. The old man wore a white lab coat and a black shirt, and had a pointed moustache and a large red nose. He was staring carefully at the mixture he was concocting, a test tube in each one of his hands.

"Steady...Steady…" the doctor whispered as he carefully poured the liquid from one test tube to another. Just then, loud and quite rude knocking was heard on his door, a voice shouting outside.

"Hey! Crygor! Open up! It's-a Wario!" The voice shouted at the doctor, startling him and making him drop his mixture, the acids Exploding in his face as he dropped them.

"GAH!" The doctor shouted as the explosion left his face black. "Sigh...I'm coming!"

The doctor opened up his door to see Wario, with a busted game console in his hand. "Hey! Dr. Crygor! Just the guy I need!"

Dr crygor shook his head to get the ashes off him. "Ahh, Wario! Long time no see! How are you on this fine day? And...umm...where is that bike outfit you usually wear?"

"It's in the wash. Anyway, I need you to fix up the game console I ordered last week!" Wario shouted as he shoved his console in dr. Crygor's hands.

"Wario, did you forget to read the instructions again on how to set it up?" Dr crygor replied.

"Uh...I…" Wario stuttered with a sheepish smile. Crygor was not buying it, his digital interface unchanging.

"Okay...so I ripped up the instructions. Big deal!" Wario said as he threw his arms upward. "Who reads those things, anyway?"

"Everyone reads the instructions, Wario! Anyway, let's fix up your console, now." Dr crygor said as he started to work on the console from inside his lab. "Now, Wario. This may take a while, so just sit and wait patiently."

Wario plopped himself down on a couch and started to pick his nose once more.

"And DON'T touch anything!" Dr. Crygor shouted as he turned back at Wario for a second.

"Mama Mia, fine!"

As the doctor was hard at work on the console, Wario quickly got bored within a few minutes as he laid on the couch. "Okay, this is getting boring. Time to snoop around a bit."

As Wario got up, he managed to sneak by the doctor who was busy repairing the console Wario had asked him to repair. He then began to look around dr. Crygor's lab, eventually coming across a strange arcade-looking machine. Wario saw an odd red button on the bottom of it, pressing it shortly after he saw it. The machine booted up, displaying a loading screen, and then a face that displayed an OwO.

"GREETINGS USER Wario. I AM KNOWN AS THE OTHERWORLD ODYSSEY MACHINE, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE OwO MACHINE." The machine said in a robotic voice.

"Wah? the OwO machine? What kind of a stupid name is that?" wario angrily replied.

"AND YOU PROPOSE THE NAME WARIO IS SOMEHOW BETTER?" The OwO machine replied with a monotone voice.

"GRR...I'll teach you to make fun of my name!" Wario shouted as he punched the interface of the arcade machine.

The OwO machine started to spark and sputter when wario punched it, the monitor going haywire and sending sparks everywhere. Dr. crygor looked up from his work and toward his machine going haywire, and gasped as he put his hands on the side of his head.

"Wario, did you punch my OwO machine!?" Dr. crygor shouted over the sparking of the machine.

"What?! No! It punched itse-" wario started but was cut off by an odd aura starting to form around the

"It doesn't matter now, you've got to get out of here!" crygor shouted as he fled the room. The OwO machine started to form an odd wormhole, sucking in everything around it. Wario stood there shocked, and realized the wormhole was starting to pull him in as well.

"Wah?! This thing's going bonkers! I gotta get outta here!" Wario shouted as he tried to run backward away from the portal. But though he tried to run as fast as he could, the distance between him and the portal started to grow shorter and shorter. Wario clung to the floor just as his feet were lifted from the air, hanging on with all of his might. But his fingers started to slip, his fingers slipping off one by one...before the portal finally pulled wario into its depths.

"WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAAAHHH..!" Wario shouted as he was sucked into the portal and carried to a faraway world.