Note: Ao is my new Touhou OC, all characters are copyright their respective owners.

One day, Ao was walking down a dark alley for some reason. When she heard a strange sound.

Ao: Ao-me is wondering what the heck was that noise?

She ran to where the sound was coming from, when she got there she saw something strange and horrid.

Ao: *gasps* Ao-me is shocked

It was...Sonic holding Caliborn in his arms as they were making out.

Ao pulls out her iPhone.

Ao: Ao-me is gunna have them under her control.

Ao turns the flash on in her iPhone camera and takes a picture, this immediately atracts the attention of both.

Caliborn: Sonic-kun, why is that girl standing there with that phone?

Sonic: Cali-chan, I think she just took a photo of us.

Ao: That's right, Ao-me just took a photo of you two!

Sonic: Please don't upload that.

Caliborn: It'll stain our reputations bad!

Ao: Ao-me won't upload the photo if you do everything she says.

Sonic: *sighs* OK.

END OF CHAPTER ONE