The wind rustled through the boy's hair as he flew, managing to keep up an impossible pace. Through the blue sky he sailed, plunging and swooping around and through clouds, without ever seeming to lose any of his speed. With a gentle sniff of the thin air, he smelled a scent he knew by heart. The heavy scent of the storm the was on the horizon. As his buck-toothed grin widened, the moved even faster, dark clouds of the storm growing ever larger as he approached. Finally, he was there. Thunder booming, lighting crackling in beautiful patterns against the shifting grey. Rain cascaded down in sheets, out of his range of vision. He took a pause, to stare at the lovely sight, before closing his eyes and plunging forward. This is going to be- what?
John did not feel the rush of the storm, moving shifting, wild. Instead he was in a bed with someone else. This other person was an exact clone of you.
And with a jump you were on the floor. The other you looked at you with a "Really?" face. Unable to find the word to speak the other you moves closer, closer, and yet closer till he was on top of you. He put a finger to your lips.
"No time for words," he said. "We are going to solve Mankind's biggest question: If you were suck your own dick would it feel like a getting bj or giving someone a bj."
John started to cry. Scared, and confused asking himself why, why is this happening?
The other John looked at John and sighed. John was still crying like a little child. It was quite sad actually. The other John put a hole in the roof and left.
So say John still cries till this day.
MANY YEAR LATER:
"This is the site of where John met himself and almost touched butts.." said Dave. Karkat stands next to him.
"Okay you shit smelling tampon why are we here,"Karkat asks.
"Dude. You hurt my feelings. Rude. Anyway are here to see if John is here still crying," Dave replies.
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN echos off the walls of the hallway as the two yells the little boy's name.
Karkat growls then, a set of footsteps ahead of them. Karkat jumps then grabs Dave then blush while he lets go Dave chuckles. They reach the end of the hallway to find John crying with cake.
"John why are you fucking here crying and eating cake," Dave asks while facepalming.
John keeps crying seeing on how this is going nowhere Karkat is looking around the room. Next thing the three boys know the other John appears.
"I bought you- Why are you two here," asks the other John.
"What in this shithole you call a home is going on", Karkat shouts.
Dave sighs John is somewhat calm, and other John pulls him hair. Then for a couple of minutes silence.
"So. John and John 2 did you answer Mankind's biggest question," Dave asks while John gives him a death stare.
Other John was about to answer till John threw the cake next to him at Other John but somehow him Karkat.
"FUCK," Karkat shouts into the night.
"Sorry Karkat. That was meant for the other me,"
"John get this sugar-coated baked good off me"
Other John goes over to Karkat and starts to lick Karkat. Karkat in return blushes, calls him a thirsty bitch, punches him and runs to confused Dave.
"What the fuck", Dave says as the two Johns come closer to them.
Karkat pushes his face into Dave shoulder. Dave understands what is going on, well, something that might happen.
Dave had decided that this once and lifetime experience that he would be a part of. He then turned Karkat around so that Karkat is facing the Johns. Karkles gives him and unsure look then understands what lewd act will take place and then his face was red.
"Let's do this," Dave says as the light reflects across his shades.
Dave starts to take off Karkat's shirt while the Johns are undressing. Karkat refusing causing Dave to wrestle him to the ground with the help of the Johns they manage to undress him.