Link and Zelda has been together for years now. And everyone is getting on Link back on what he should do. And I think we all know what Link should do. At Kirby's Kitchen. Link, Mario, and Snake are ordering their food.
"Can I get the curry with a small drink." said Snake
"3.50"said MetaKnight
Snake pays him.
"Yes can I get the baby back ribs and some fries." said Mario
"2.39"
"Can I get the cheeseburger with onions and lettuce." said Link
"3.30"
They all leave the counter.
"So Link. Your anniversary is coming up." said Mario
"Yeah Zelda and I have been together for so long."
"Any ideas of what you are going to give her?" asked Snake
"I got to think."
"Come on man you know what you need to do"
"No I don't."
"You have got to hike up your tights and get on one knee and say 'Zelda will you marry me?' Simple as that"
"No it's not. What if she says no?"
"Link, you and Zelda has been together for who knows long and you won't marry her."
"Well why haven't you married Peach yet?"
"Because Peach is a two timer."
"Mario I'm sure there's more than one guy she cheated on with you." said Snake
"Yeah there's Luigi, Marth, Ike, Me that one time when me and Zelda were on a break-"
"Okay I get it. But what I am trying to say is that you need to be a man."
"And we believe in you bro."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Now after we are done eating we will help you get a ring."
"How do you know I have enough money to buy a ring?"
"Who said we are buying a ring?"
"I'm not going to even ask."