Act 1: part 1: Homestuck

Be The Homestuck Fandom.

You are now The Homestuck Fandom. Why you ask? How would I know! Geez, anyway, you now are a half troll (you got the horns, the tooth, the green blood-color, etc. Just not the skin color.) Who represents what may be the weirdest and craziest fandom of all. You are now in your room, I'm sorry, your 'hive', what does it look like? Well, why don't you...

Homestuck Fandom: take a look around.

You haven't painted your hive or anything, but you still don't really know which color the walls are. You just have too many posters. You have them all, all of the Homestuck posters, all of them. Well not 'all'.

You are still waiting for the last one to arrive.

But how much longer do you have to wait? You are nervously ticking your fingers on your desk in a beat that would be taken as a Doctor Who reference as you hear a 'ping' sound. What does the mean? Find out!

Homestuck Fandom: Find out!

The ping sound was the sound your computer makes when a chum is contacting you, stupid. You check your computer and find out that your moirail Hetalia is trying to get in touch with you.

landConquerer [LQ] began pestering colorfullDestroyer [CD] at 8:47 pm.

[LQ]: ~Homestuck!~

[LQ]: ~you there?~

[LQ]: ~if you're not i'll just comes back later...~

[CD]: no im here hetalia

[CD]: I was just messing around a bit

Yeah, 'messing around'.

[LQ]: ~great! you need to come to the main entrance for a second if you want~

[CD]: is something wrong?

[LQ]: ~oh no, you just need to come and check something out~

landConquerer [LQ] stopped pestering colorfullDestroyer [CD] at 8:55 pm.

Ok, you have to admit that was a bit weird, did you say something wrong? Probably.

Homestuck: Go to the main entrance

You exit your room and look around. Most fandoms are in their room by now so the hallways are almost empty. Only Sonic is running around, you don't really see her you just see her run by. You know it's complicated to explain. When making your way to the main entrance you think about how sober those walls actually are, all black or gray. You should do something about it, by that you mean ask My Little Pony to paint them in an as normal way he is capable of. You can already see Hetalia waving at you from quite some distance, you walk up to him and get straight to the point.

'What is it?' you ask

'Here.' he answers as he opens the door and reveals that they're in space. Well, that wasn't a shock, you've been in space as long as you remember. With a nice view on earth. The strange thing were the meteors falling down on the planet. Out of portals if you could believe it. Well, you could, you've seen this before. Well not 'seen' but 'read'. You look at your friend.

'Have you told anyone else?' you ask again.

'No, I just saw it a moment ago.' he answered. 'What is happening? Is it bad?' he asks you.

'I am not sure.' you say and get your phone out, you need to contact your friends using Pesterchum, better make a group.

Homestuck: Make a group chat and invite all your friends, then warn them.

colorfullDestroyer [CD] created #THEND at 9:17 pm.

colorfullDestroyer [CD] added landConquerer [LD] at 9:17 pm

colorfullDestroyer [CD] added universeSaver [US] at 9:18 pm

colorfullDestroyer [CD] added mysteryChooser [MC] at 9:18 pm

colorfullDestroyer [CD] added peacefullFriendship [PF] at 9:18 pm

colorfullDestroyer [CD] added gottaGofast [GG] at 9:18 pm

colorfullDestroyer [CD] added demonicAngel [DM] at 9:25 pm

[CD]: OKAY LISTEN, THIS IS VERY URGENT AND IMPORTANT.

[DA]: what the hell is this demon

[MC]: What I want to know is what the name means. -SH

[US]: I'm with Sherlock for this one.

[GG]: he is probably just trying to be interesting leave it

[CD]: JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

[PF]: the f*ck

[US]: Ssh.

[CD]: THANKS, NOW, DON'T PANIC BUT I NEED YOU ALL TO LISTEN TO ME

[DA]: that is already enough reason to panic

[CD]: SHUT UP.

[CD]: OK FIRST THINGS FIRST I AM GONNA SEND YOU ALL A FILE AND YOU NEED TO INSTALL IT TO YOUR COMPUTER, ITS A GAME.

colorfullDestroyer [CD] send file 5burb-B3t4.x

[MC]: Why? What's so special about it? And why now? -SH

[CD]: I WILL EXPLAIN IT ALL LATER JUST DO WHAT I SAY FOR ONE MOTHERFUCKING TIME.

[CD]: HAVE YOU ALL DONE IT?

[DA]: not so fast

[GG]: I already opened it.

[PF]: but you're... you

[MS]: Done. -SH

[DA]: me too

[US]: H-hold on, my computer isn't as fast as you lot's.

[CD]: WE DON'T HAVE LONG.

[GG]: he's always been the slow one.

[US]: Just... Proceed, I will get it done when you're ready.

[CD]: OK, WHEN IT OPENS YOU NEED TO OPEN ANOTHER ONE. BECAUSE YOU WILL NEED TO BE BOTH SERVER OWNER AND PLAYER.

[PF]: server?

[CD]: YES, I WILL CONNECT WITH DOCTOR WHO, HE WILL CONNECT WITH SHERLOCK, HE WILL CONNECT WITH SUPERNATURAL, HE WILL CONNECT WITH MLP, HE WILL CONNECT TO SONIC, SHE WILL CONNECT WITH HETALIA WHO THEN CONNECTS WITH ME.

[GG]: i've got a better idea.

[CD]: WH4T

[GG]: I-Sherlock-Doctor Who-Supernatural-Homestuck-Hetalia-MLP-me.

[CD]: NO

[DA]: yes

[CD]: WhAt?

[DA]: Im in for Sonics idea

[US]: To be honest, I am too.

[GG]: see, my idea's better.

[PF]: I think so too.

[MC]: Am I the only one? -SH

[CD]: I KNEW YOU WOULD BE WITH ME SHERLOCK.

[MC]: I think Sonic her idea is better too, I mean am I the only one noticing the lack of responses on Hetalia his part? -SH

[CD]: HOLD ON.

Homestuck: Check on Hetalia.

He is just standing, staring at the earth. When noticing you looking he points at it, at a specific place on it.

'Look,' he says 'Italia is already gone.'

He sounds sad.

'And big parts of America' pauze 'and Russia' a longer pauze 'We aren't going to get hit too are we?'

you smile at him.

'Not as long as we escape.' you say.

'How?' He asks, sounding a lot less sad already.

'You need to get to your computer, and install this.'

you give him the Sburb disk

'Okay!' He says and runs off without asking anything else.

Homestuck: Get back to responding.

[CD]: HE'S FINE.

[LQ]: ~hi! Thanks for worrying about me.~

[MC]: I wasn't worried. -SH

[GG]: so we go by my plan then? Should we already start connecting?

[CD]: WHATEVER

[CD]: YOU GOT THE GAME READY DOCTOR?

[US]: As ready as it could be!

[CD]: THEN LET THE GAME BEGIN.

[PF]: and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Homestuck: connect with Hetalia (after you get back to your room).

Hetalia: connect with MLP.

MLP: connect with Sonic.

Sonic: connect with Sherlock.

Sherlock: connect with Doctor Who.

Doctor Who: connect with Supernatural.

Supernatural: connect with demon.

Everyone except Homestuck: be impressed by what you can do.

Everyone can now move around the stuff he or she sees on his or hers screen, which is the room of their server player, amazing!

Homestuck: Be worried.

You are worried because of the fact that that asshole can now do... Things. Oh great, your posters are already getting off the walls, great.

Homestuck: pester him on the matter.

colorfullDestroyer [CD] began pestering demonicAngel [DA] at 20:26 pm

[CD]: St0p that!

[DA]: I'm sorry for redecorating this piece of shit you call your room

[CD]: I call it my hive.

[DA]: Whatever

[DA]: what am I supposed to do anyway?

[CD]: listen,

And there you go! The first part of it, the second part is on its way! Thanks for leaving a review, a follow and a favorite!

PEACE OUT!