"Hello everyone," Maureen, the show's host announced, "And welcome to Fantastic Un-Bitching Show that everyone on the streets is talking about about." The crowd cheered as she made her way onto the center of the stage.

Giving a wave as she walked, she began to introduce her first guest, "Everyone please give a round of applause for Mr. Pegasus Lockeheart." The audience squealed at his incredibly stylish physique.

"Now Pegasus, why have you become a bitch," Maureen asked the catchphrase.

"Well, you see it all started last weekened at the Summer Ball. I was there waltzing around in my new outfit, receiving various compliments. Until this one girl named Mai dared to insult my new look. She had told that girls were attracted to bitchs, and not girly fruity men," Pegasus began his tale, "So I find my handy-dandy costume kit, and pull out the female dog outfit, and got into it. Mai had laughed so hard once she saw me, and I didn't get it. I asked her, 'What was wrong, I was a bitch now.' She started laughing even harder, she wanted me act like a bitch. I started barking like a little Chihuahua; it was hilarious. Once again Mai eroded into laughter. I was just so bamboozled; what was wrong with me now? I asked, 'What was wrong with me this time?' She simply replied, 'You need to act bitchy. She started giving lessons on how to act like a bitch. And now I have become one"

Maureen rolled her eyes, "Could you sum that up in a few words; I wasn't paying attention?"

Pegasus stifled a laugh, "Girls like bitchy men."

Maureen raised her eyebrow, "Don't you have a boyfriend, Shadi or something?"

He sighed, "Don't even get me started on that Egyptian. He wouldn't penetrate his millennium rod in my buttocks, if you know what I am saying."

"Therapy Time!" Maureen cheered, "Well obviously Mai has only been with Dream Sex Kabia and Shadi is too afraid to make the first step. Once he gets over his fear of your buttocks, everything will be fine.

"Who would be scared of this fine thing?" Pegasus said pulling his pants down revealing his buttocks to the world.

"SECURITY!" Maureen called as the ending song began.

It's been Maureen's Un-bitching show

It's been fun, don't you know

Stay tune for next time

Guest Star: Ash Ketchum

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I don't own Yugioh