Title: The Bird and the Bee
Author: Omnicat
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Nothing in particular.
Warnings: Underthings, non-descript nudity, and some innuendo that would only leave the young and innocent scratching their heads in confusion.
Characters & Pairings: Heero x Relena
Summary: Relena's fairy costume is too small. What's a boyfriend to do?
Author's Note: You might need to Google "relena fairy" to get the picture in this one.
In which Omnicat reveals that she spends way too much time staring at anime breasts sometimes. But hey, Relena's official art fairy dress does look weird in that area, and at least it's not that one official nude pic. Yes, there is an official Relena nude. Really.
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The Bird and the Bee
When Relena emerged from the bathroom at long last, she was wearing... a strapless bra and panties only.
Heero raised an eyebrow.
"It's too small," she explained, tossing the glittery gauze wings, wreaths of plastic flowers and satin mini dress into his lap with an exasperated sigh. "My breasts don't fit."
"That's a first."
"I know, it's ridiculous. I'm starting to wonder if they didn't accidentally give me an especially large children's size."
"But the other measurements are fine?"
"Yes."
"Give me your bra."
Now Relena raised an eyebrow. "And here I was worrying that this costume might make you jealous."
He spent the next fifteen minutes pinning flowers to her bra, while Relena watched and did nothing to avoid distracting him; she was quite interested to know how many flowers he would end up using.
"Do you think this is enough?" he asked eventually, holding up the decorated scrap of fabric. Relena couldn't decide whether to pout in disappointment or kiss him for his ever so thorough, if often obfuscatingly subtle, thoughtfulness.
A few more pins and raised eyebrows, lots of fumbling and roughly half an hour of distraction later, Relena's fairy costume could pass for perfectly ordinary. She turned and twisted in front of the mirror to make sure nothing was showing, and when Heero was done cleaning himself up, asked teasingly: "Are you sure you won't be jealous?"
He smirked. "I think I'll dress up after all. Nobody would even think of coming between a killer bee and its prey."