A.N.: This is a HOTD comedy/humor fic. The updates are random. I wrote this for fun anyway. Beware as Takashi will be extremely OOC.

Sooooo enjoy, I guess.

As usual, we can see Takashi looking depressed in his room alone, like in most other HOTD fics. In most other fics, he is brooding alone because his 'best friend' (Hisashi Igou, the 'Bros before Hoes' kind of guy) stole the love of his life (Rei Miyamoto, childhood sweetheart who will still spend time with you even when she dates your 'best friend') a month ago. Very hurt. Much Netorare. Many sarcastic remarks. Wow. Although there is a little difference here…

"Why…why did you do this to me?! After everything we had done together!" Takashi Komura screamed as he clutched his head. "Don't you remember the times when I hold your pearly white skin and played with your 'buttons'? When I spun it with my fingers as I smile with glee?" He paused and fell on his knees and punched the floor in his room. "All the pleasure I had when I was with you?!" He sobbed.

"Why did your memory card lost all of its memory, my premium white colored skin PSP?!" Takashi shouted with tears in his eyes. What? You expect him to be sad over Rei? He already got over her!

"All of my girlfriends are in there…Yukari…Mitsuru…Fuuka…Yuko…Chihiro," He paused. "…and…Elizabeth! Not only that, but all of my high level personas are gone! The game is almost finished too! Why you do this?!" He cried again.

After calming himself, he stood up and sighed. He was extremely sad, all of his games were in his PSP, and all of the memories mysteriously disappear when he woke up to play Persona 3 Portable after he finished his shower. Plus, the game was the only place where he can actually score with girls!

While Takashi was very handsome, he used to not like any other girls except Rei, which was why he was still single. But when she dated his best friend, all of the feelings disappeared. Why would he date a girl who kept telling him 'You wouldn't understand, you wouldn't understand Takashi!' right? '…Bitch, how can you expect me to understand when you don't even tell me anything? Oh well, at least I have my 2D girlfriends…oh wait, they're gone too. Why?!' Takashi screamed inside his head.

He then composed himself and quickly got dressed in his school uniform. Don't wanna be late for school after all. After he finished dressing, he went to the kitchen and made himself a cereal and ate it. His parents were not at home, they were currently on a 2-month vacation; which left him to fend for himself, alone.

After he finished his breakfast, he stood up and took the PSP out from his pocket. Takashi looked at his precious handheld device and sighed again. 'Why am I so unlucky…' He then put it on the table and got out of his house.

As he walked towards his school, he kept frowning. He was still in a bad mood after all. Many other students who saw him thought he was still angry because of Rei and Hisashi. Most of them knew about his crush on her after all, except the girl herself. What they didn't know was Takashi no longer liked anybody; he just had a bad morning.

After he reached his school, he immediately went to his desk in his homeroom and sat. He buried his face in his arms and groaned. 'My Elizabeth…' His depression didn't go unnoticed by the students and they looked at him in pity. Morita (The true 'Bros before Hoes' guy), a teen with blond hair that was spiked in the middle patted his shoulder from behind. "It's okay bro, you still have me and Imamura." He said softly. Imamura (Older woman is the best!), a reddish brown haired teen with earrings, too looked at him in sympathy.

Takashi turned around and looked at them weirdly. 'How can you guys replace my Personas? You don't even know how to do a simple fire spell!' He thought inwardly. He then sighed and spoke. "Wanna skip class? I don't have any mood to study right now." His two friends nodded and followed him to the rooftop.

When they reached the rooftop, they immediately went to their usual hang out spot, which was near the railings. Morita immediately asked Takashi. "So Takashi, still depressed over Rei huh? I thought you already got over her since you looked normal recently, but I guess I'm wrong…"

Takashi immediately looked at his friend weirdly. "What? I'm not depressed over her. I'm depressed because my girlfriends in my game have forgotten all about me…" He said before sulking. Morita and Imamura looked at him strangely.

"You mean you already got over her? And what is this 'girlfriends in my game' you're talking about?" Imamura asked him. Takashi rubbed the middle of his forehead with his index and middle finger, and looked at the sky fondly.

"You wouldn't understand, Ima-chan. You wouldn't." Somewhere in the school, a girl with orange-brown hair and two antennae sticking out of her hair sneezed.

Imamura eyebrows twitched after seeing his friend weird behavior. "Hey…are you trying to piss me off Takashi?" He said while cracking his knuckles. Takashi looked at him and smirked.

"You really think you could defeat me, Ima-chan? Remember the last time we fought over that last Pocky stick? You had to cover your left eye for a whole week because of the bruise I gave you." He said while kicking the air elegantly. Both of Takashi friends knew how strong he can be when he was fighting. Morita looked at his two friends worriedly.

"D-Don't fight now! We were supposed to hang out remember? Chillin', while talking about the hot girls in this school?" He asked hopefully, but quickly sat after seeing their eyes on him.

"Gahhh! I still haven't forgave you for the Pocky!" Imamura shouted as he charged at Takashi, trying to punch him. His opponent just smirked, and quickly countered with his own punch. After the total one-sided beat down had finished, Takashi smirked as he sat on the back of Imamura, who was laying face first onto the ground.

"I already told you, you cannot defeat me Ima-chan… I used to be a gang leader remember? Muahahahaha!" He laughed arrogantly. Morita just looked at the scene and sweat dropped. After a while, Takashi got up and moved towards the door to the school. Morita and Imamura (Who had recovered) followed him, knowing that they already spent too much time on the rooftop.

When Takashi was near the door however, he suddenly tripped and fell flat upon his face. His two friends snickered at his clumsiness, but were confused when they realized he was not standing up. Morita rushed to him and put his head on his lap. He saw that Takashi's forehead was bleeding and panicked.

"Imamura! Let's bring him to the infirmary now!" Morita shouted. Imamura nodded and quickly ran towards them. When they were lifting Takashi however, the black haired teen mumbled something.

"Ah…girls…I'll create my own harem…" He said with a dreamy look before passing out. Morita and Imamura looked at each other and shrugged. Takashi was a cool but weird dude anyway…

Saya Takagi (Tsundere genius childhood friend) stomped towards the nurse office angrily. She just heard from the two idiots who were Takashi's friends that he was injured. They told her that the teen was currently in the school infirmary since they had sent him there. When they told her that his head was bleeding, she immediately rushed towards the infirmary.

'Jeez, what is that idiot thinking? That's what he gets for skipping classes!' The pink haired girl thought with a frown on her face. But even though she always berated Takashi, she still cares for him and was worried sick right now. When she reached the nurse office, she quickly knocked a few times. Hearing no answer, she frowned and knocked louder. But when there was still no reaction, she got angry and entered the room anyway. When she walked deeper into the room, she heard someone moaning…

"Miss Shizuka…I can't believe you're still single… Can't they see your curves and elegant face? Do not worry, I will take care of you and give you all the love you need…my sweet personal nurse." Takashi said in a husky voice as he rubbed the thighs of the woman on his lap, causing her to moan. The male was sitting on one of the infirmary's bed with the nurse on his lap.

Shizuka Marikawa (Clumsy nurse with huge rack) had just finished applying the bandage around the sleeping Takashi's head when he suddenly woke up and grabbed her hand, before putting her on his lap. He then proceeded to flirt with the ditzy nurse and rubbed her legs affectionately. She didn't know why he did that but she can't say that she didn't enjoy the touches…

The nurse blushed when he stroked her cheek while giving her a charming smile. "Ah…Just looking at your face makes me want to kiss you…" He said as he leaned in. Shizuka regained her senses and pushed him back slightly. She blushed when she felt the teen's abs.

"N-No Takashi-kun, we can't do this! You're still a student! And why would you go for an older woman like m-" But her word were halted as he suddenly planted a soft kiss on her lips. He pulled back and smiled at the shocked woman.

"Miss Shizuka, I wouldn't have any other way…" He said huskily, causing her to blush. As they both leaned in to kiss again however, a loud crack was heard as Takashi's face was punched by the surprisingly strong pink haired girl.

"Takashi you idiot! How dare you take advantage of the school nurse!" Saya said as she punched Takashi's face repeatedly. Shizuka just looked at the girl while rubbing her lips with her finger. She still can't believe the boy just took her first kiss, one with a male that is.

Before Saya could hit him again, Takashi grabbed her wrist with his hand. "Miss Saya, what a tsundere you are! Your harshness just made my love for you grow stronger!" He said while giving her a toothy grin, even though his face was bloodied. Saya immediately blushed and backed away from him.

"W-what are you talking about, Takashi you idiot!" She said while sputtering incoherently. 'What's wrong with him? Why is he flirting with me? Heck why is he flirting with me AND Ms Shizuka?!' Saya thought frantically while Takashi wiped his face and grinned at her.

"Ano…Takashi-kun?" Shizuka asked the teen innocently. Takashi quickly stood up and sat beside her on the bed.

"Yes, Miss Shizuka?" He said alluringly while giving her a charming smile, completely forgetting the pink haired girl near them. Saya was still covering her face to hide her blush so she didn't see him moving.

Shizuka put her index finger on her lower lip and smiled at the boy.

"Can you kiss me again?"

A.N.: Hmm, why did I write this fic again? Oh yeah, bored. As you can see, Takashi is different and extremely OOC, which is good for this humor fic; because canon Takashi is too serious.