MegaMan Jr. High Revolution
Intro:
X and Zero are racing through an army of reploids.
X: Okay Zero, this time we're going to defeat Sigma for good!
Zero dodges fire from a particularly large reploid and reaches it, slicing it in half.
Zero: As soon as we get these pieces of junk out of the way.
X and Zero blast and slash their way through.
X: Almost there…
X and Zero reach a large door. X blasts it down with a particularly large energy shot. They enter.
Unknown: So, once again you've come.
Zero: You're not surviving this time Sigma!
Zero and X charge Sigma. Sigma throws off his cloak, revealing two gigantic swords. Sigma and Zero sword fight. Eventually Zero manages to slice of Sigma's arms, leaving him defenseless.
Zero: Give up!
Sigma: Not while humans still pollute this world!
Sigma's head lifts off his body.
Sigma: Now face true power/
But Sigma is cut off. X fired a huge blast of strangely colored energy at him.
X: How do you like it Sigma? It's an anti-virus to keep you from possessing machines.
Sigma: AARRRGGGHHH!
Zero: We did it!
Sigma: No!
X: Give up, the effect will be complete in minutes.
Sigma: Then it looks like I have no choice…
The machine's in Sigma's base start producing a bizarre energy.
Sigma: If I retreat to that dimension, the anti-virus won't effect me.
X: What do you…. NO!
Sigma: Prepare to return to the chaos realm!
A bright flash envelopes the entire room.
Unknown: Welcome back to….
MegaMan Jr. High...
Revolution!
Unknown: Allow me to reintroduce the characters.
MegaMan: A pre-teen robot who has to save the world and get to class on time, the latter having more priority.
Dr. Light: MegaMan's creator and father. Claims to be a brilliant scientist, but spends most of the time in his "lab" watching really bad shows.
Roll: MegaMan's best friend and girlfriend, although that was mentioned once and then ignored, like most plot points.
Zero: Another of MegaMan's friends. Only character with any amount of intelligence, ignored by everyone.
Bass: MegaMan's rival, Dr. Wily's son. Always trying to be better then MegaMan, and clearly should have won pretty much every time, but oh well.
Dr. Wily: Light's rival. Hates MegaMan and Light. Vice principal of MegaMan Jr. High, always trying to destroy MegaMan.
Sigma: Principal of MegaMan Jr. High. Also tries to destroy MegaMan. Stupider then Wily, loves American Idol.
Rush: MegaMan's robotic dog who for some reason talks like Scooby Doo.
ProtoMan: MegaMan's mean older brother who no one pays attention to.
KI: Ruler of the reality. Obsessed with SNES, runs reality like a cheesy kids show. Good understandings of clichés, however.
And that's everyone that would have really bad dialogue if we tried to have other characters mention who they are. Stay tuned for the first (first, 73rd, who cares) episode of MegaMan Jr. High Revolution!